We're about to make history, stream and history.
I think we're live.
I think, we should have been live before, but then we weren't.
Whoops.
We're all kinds of making history and mystery.
But in that order.
It was kind of funny, though.
I did a lot of talking to everyone, then they weren't there.
hilarious
Oh, look at that. And now we got whoops. Yeah, that's me in the past. I got to go shut off that stream. Let's do it
In that order
It's kind of funny though. I did
Get a good point enough
Yeah, do I ever DJ I'm about to start and I oughta hang on let me
What why is this over there now?
DJ Tanner
Did yeah, what how no? Oh?
Oh wait, oh there we go, okay, it's all good.
Oh, all right, like, oh, man, I can't, I'm trying to remember the shit we said, do you ever see,
did you ever, see, uh, boogie nights? Yeah. Yeah. Remember that scene where they're trying to make it
with, with their like, we're making history. We're making pornography history by picking up a
random person off the street. And meanwhile, it's just, you know, they don't know what to do with
with video and you're like real, real video.
That's what this feels like.
It does. Yeah. Why are we doing that again? I don't know. I was feeling the air. I just wanted to.
I wanted to, it's called foreshadowing. Yeah, I
don't think we should do what we're about to do. I think it's not going to be good for anybody.
It's not too late. It's going to not be good
for the platform. Is that gonna be good
for the channel? Okay. It might not be
good for society. Yeah? Yeah. But it'll be good
Good for you, yeah, the viewer.
Because you'll get to see it, well, you know what, shout out to Kevin Monzel for showing
up.
It'll be worth it.
Yeah, it'll be why tonight, street free.
I think, I think I've loved a word and I think it just said, it will be white, but I guess
we're already delivering on.
Hmm.
Speak for yourself.
Who's this week?
It was not me.
All right.
How do you say that?
Yeah.
Okay, so there's that one.
Easily, these will be all right.
Oh, we do have that problem of,
yeah, it'll just auto-focus in and out.
Whatever.
It'll be fine.
Yeah.
Oh, cleaning product cocktails.
That'd be another good one.
Yeah, I mean, we're mixing it up tonight.
We are mixin' it up.
We're the mixer boys.
Yeah.
I feel like those are the real stars of the show.
Hold on.
I'm going to put it on the back of your head, so that you don't have to worry too much about what you're going to do.
I'm gonna make sure to cut to those literally.
Mixing in, Dixon.
We could probably get that can out of the way,
unless he's like, fuck it, that's how we also do it.
Let's get canceled, let's get all the way canceled.
Yeah.
Nobody wants to have ranch canceled.
Let's see this one, hey, hey.
Here we go.
Oh yeah, it's like you can kind of see us talk.
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen to see if it's going to work.
Yeah. Right. Hey, what's up? That feels pretty good.
All right, we're getting it started. I think so. Let's go.
G. James B says 15, yay. I don't know if that's how late we are. That's on me, by the way,
for the record. I thought we actually did. We actually did a whole bunch of the show,
except nobody was there. All right. Now I'm going to see if my buttons work.
Let's move.
We're flying without a net.
Okay, ready?
Three?
It's, oh, watch streak.
Okay, thank you, GJSV.
I feel better now.
Hold on, I am gonna.
No, maybe the other one.
I can't go back.
Shit.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's the trick.
All right, I think I got this.
I'm going to do a little bit more on the other side of the screen, so that you can see that the screen is on the right side, so it's on the left side.
All right, and then I'll just hit the button as I go.
Three, two.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
It's Tuesday night.
Anything can happen.
As you know, it's Tuesday Night.
Hello, that was a fast paid out.
That's a, uh, hi, I'm Brian Brushwood.
It's great night.
This is Justin Robber Young.
How are you, sir?
Anything in happen, but the rest of the song that is forbidden.
That's correct.
NANIMO-
Never will the rest of the theme song ever play I was thinking actually about like our audience has had how many years we've been doing this 18
18 years 18 years and I'm the 18th
It wasn't yours
Yeah, so okay however long since we've done this we've always had that that that gong gong at the beginning of my career
We've changed almost everything else except for me.
you and Vicaria. Yes, correct, correct. But it made me wonder, like, how little of that
anchor could we get away with? Like, could it be gung, gung some other song or whatever?
Gung, Gung. People would be pissed. You think? Yeah. I don't know. You know, you and I have
listened on occasion to block your report and they got real pissed when they changed the
theme song. But when they did a synth version of the old clip art song for the members
only
Premo section, have you heard that?
It's like, it's the same like,
do, do, but it's synths.
So it passed the fan's sniff test.
Yeah, people just don't like things going away.
Yeah.
Especially if it gets you in the mood
for the thing you're about to have.
And then it's all gone.
Yeah.
So you're saying that this, this,
It cut off too fast.
there. Yeah. Well, most of because you are also, that's like a bed for you to do your
styleings, your vocal styleings of like, my, my leverage. It's true. People be like style.
It always goes on a little bit too long and then Brian realizes that he's run out of words.
Oh, about three sentences!
about three sentences before you think you would.
Yeah, I'm representing, yeah.
But that's a lot, right?
Like real estate wise, you need a lot of
bumbumbumbum to kind of get under that.
But in this case, hear that on the other end.
But in the case, I didn't know whether or not
the, it would drown me out.
Cause I, we have nobody at the mixer, right.
Like I think I might be, you're here on set.
Yeah, you're not behind the...
the console and in fact, I turned all the cameras away so you can't even turn them away.
We can't, even see, we're like, just turn the cameras and turn them
away.
Yeah.
There we go.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah, we got to keep, we gotta keep the chemicals in the shot.
We're the chemical brothers.
That's our new bit.
Nobody's using that name.
We used it yet or since.
Yeah.
It'll be just us.
Yeah.
The chemical.
Wait.
Chemicals brother.
Yeah, McCulles.
brother. You know, it's funny is the chemical brother. The chemicals is the sky. The chemical
brothers actually tried to be called the dust brothers, but then they found out there
already was a dust brothers. So they became the chemical brothers and their album became
exit planet dust. Yeah. So now we are going to just call ourselves a chemical brothers
and just nodding dolly in here. So we are we're going to solve their mistakes. Exactly.
was they never back down exactly
Okay, it's like okay, but you guys know that we did all the music of the BC boys album like no, I didn't see it
Who? It's like you're literally doing
Hey home oh, hey Chris Ronan's here
Shouts out to Chris Rowan and this podcast or home shopping network is about to be a medical emergency. Mm-hmm stick around
I do like the fact that that
Look his head exactly matches my there you go
Yeah, I turn from Chris Ronda to
Brian five head man what a what a week. Yeah
How it all happened?
Yeah, it all happened this week, it sure did.
A lot of, we've been building up to this week
for 10 years, and it finally, I'm glad it's over.
I had a really good time, but I'm
glad its over this week.
Well, I mean, yeah, well, for a start it was.
It started on, really Wednesday of last week.
I mean that's when everybody had to get ready.
Odin's day, they called it.
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen, so that you don't have to worry too much about it.
Odin's Dog.
That's what they used to call it till what happened happened.
Oh yeah.
I mean, the day after.
Yeah.
But it was so big you might as well have started it
for many people observe it on Wednesday.
I got more Battlestar Galactica 1978 trivia for you.
Are you ready?
Go on.
Then by the way, the connective thread was,
we were talking about odin's dog Wednesday,
and that made me think of Wednesday Adams,
which made me to think of the Addas family,
which maybe think of Cousin It,
which made me think of the actor who played Cousin It.
is the little person inside of the evil robot Lucifer,
the right-hand salon of Guyus Baltar
in the original Battlestar Galactica.
Do you remember that one?
He had like two little red lines
and he was like, I'm a subservient being of light,
named Lucifer.
Nothing to worry about here.
Guyus baltar, foreshadowing.
Yeah.
He was bad eventually.
Well, I mean, he just served the evilest human
betrayed all
the humans. Oh, God, yeah. But like when you're watching him, he's the height of a man,
but the robot head has too much going on. Like there's clear, there's too much clear stuff.
So clearly there's no head in there. And you're like somebody just put this on their shoulders,
but needs to be a short person. Yeah. Cousin it. That's it. Thing number two. Literally.
Thing number 2. We talked about, oh, I guess it'll be, yeah, thing, thing number 2, you remember
we talked about there being a chimpanzee in the in the dogs. Yep.
Yeah.
The kid, Boxy, who needed the robot dog, a tray you from Never Ending Story.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
T-I-L.
Look at that.
Yeah.
And then?
When was the original battle circle I think of?
1978.
That's why.
Yeah.
So he's like a little boy there and then he becomes like a tiny man.
A little boy man.
Yeah.
Teenage Atreu in 1984.
1984.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shots.
askins.
Thank you.
Mr. Belding.
Did you have interactions all the time?
I got, I have his number, like, it's kind of real to me.
Like, I've got his number in my phone, I mean, I could open up our text flip thread.
I only have one experience with Mr. Bellding because my friend Jake wrote a column about how
Mr. Belling should be the commencement speaker for Syracuse.
Yeah
Yes, Dennis Haskins, and then he randomly got an email from Dennis, and said that your
column was very funny.
I actually have done commencement speeches.
If you're interested, here's my representation.
Yes.
Now Jake was on the, he was actually the dude that Dennis Saskins wanted to be talking
to in that Jake.
booked comedy stuff for the university's like entertainment board, right?
The people that you guys go to NACA to go perform for because there's a gigantic pile of
money and they need to spend it on entertainers and you want to be the entertainers that they
spend it.
Now, Jake didn't have the, the sway to get the commencement speech, but he's like, okay,
we're going to do a sketch comedy festival.
Yep.
we're going to have Mr. Belding.
Hosted Dennis Haskins Hosted and he was a really really great host. Yeah. He was a great dude.
I have nothing but nice things to say about him.
V-Rile. Oh, horny. He's a man who had an enviable life.
Yeah
He, you know, I don't know what his acting career was, pre saved by the bell, but saved
by the Bell, put him on the map.
He did that.
I'm sure he drew a good paycheck for that for many a year.
And boy from what I understood was he ready to mingle and he did not have to try hard.
Yeah.
He was a dude that like, he was like who's, who's got-
A stream wants a notch on a list, a strange compunction for women in that word of my age at
the time to give it up to the building.
20 years ago, 20 years, I would have been peak college career and maybe a couple of years
before that, would be around the time that it was very frustrating.
time that it was very frustrating to be an upcoming magician with what you knew was a
good show and you kept losing bookings to cast of the real world doing a Q&A because they
could always pack a room and they were all famous dipshits and then they would do their
huge celebrities to that target audience. They knew that you'd be able to do it and
they there was no uphill climb. There's uphill climb on like magic. Oh, David Blaine,
somebody else right now there's a climb with say but with real
world. It's like, I watched every episode, I'll go ask, did you guys, when you were sharing
the bathroom, what was the real toilet paper?
Yeah.
Well, and so, so in real world, let's set them to all of Brian's disgust, right?
Got you.
And then, and then you had people who were crushing it, you stopped getting polite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I started getting real.
mad that they were taking my bookings, uh, but then...
And then there were people who were all higher on the ladder that Brian, you know, talented
polished individuals.
And then Mr. Belding was one who was higher on The Ladder.
He could get booked like crazy.
And I knew that he did comedy, but I'm like, is this comedy good?
And they're all like, the answer was always, Mr. Bellding.
And there was a brief time that the Brian Jelsey, I have soar on, wanted to turn on Mr.
building and then and then.
You hang out with Dennis for one night.
And it's like, this motherfucker has cracked the code.
He is good and funny and fun and most importantly, present and knows exactly.
That was when I began to realize the secret thing, beneath the thing you're technically booking, right?
You're technically booking this entertaining comedian's act, but you're really booking.
After the act is over he loves to go out with the
and go karaokeing, and eventually he tried to or maybe he booked, he booked like karaoke
night with Mr. Belding as an event, less good because what everybody wanted was for him
to do the event and then switch off and then they all got to tell the story of doing karaoke
with him.
He literally just sang the save by the bell theme song.
Did he?
Yeah, that's great.
Guess what?
Great.
Fucking huge hit.
Yeah.
Yes.
Everybody screaming, they knew every word.
He was conducting the audience.
And it's like, sometimes it is just that simple,
just give the people what they want.
And he did it, dude, RIP to a legend,
Mr. Belding, and the 2003 Empire Comedy Festival,
that he hosted in Syracuse.
Yes, yeah.
What, it's doubly weird now, to be...
on the other side of 50 and kind of my own little mini version of that, where I'm like,
oh shit, I got a little building.
Yeah.
Good.
You're going to a building?
No, no, no.
Like, I mean, not die.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Well, at the moment I said the little building, I thought, like, I implied that I fathered a child
out on the road.
Do you think there are little buildings out there?
Hmm.
Danes.
I don't know.
You know what?
kind of, should I call just random Nacka friends and see if we can get memories of Mr.
Belding.
Yeah.
Dennis Haskin or is it two?
It's too soon to remember a legend, a living God.
Who would you call?
I mean, you have one call, make the best call, and then we'll see if the big John's in.
Calling the C.D.
Johnson.
We'll see.
We'll see.
This is a bit called calling C.J. Johnson for building memories.
Yeah.
Brian Allen Brushwood.
Hey, dude, you're live on the air.
We are remembering in public the legend Dennis Haskins.
Oh, man, that really made me sad today.
Oh, good.
For a second, I thought you said, I just made you sad right now, because as I spoke those
words,
I thought, oh, fuck, did I just tell them?
What a great guy, what a guy who understood him.
himself and where he was now, and the importance that he had to a generation of people.
And I was never somebody who watched save by the bell, but I got to know Dennis at conferences.
And like we were never friends, we were conference friends, you know, we'd show up and he'd be like,
hey, CJ, and we'd go out and have a beer and be among the group of people, and he knew
who I was, and he was just always kind, and I...
I just love the sense of self that he had.
Like I thought that was really impressive.
Well, and that's, okay, a lot of this is,
we just covered with an ironic praise.
Tell us a funny, melding story.
Tell us, give us all right, I shouldn't say it, but.
I don't know that I have one of those.
Other than my kids told me that they discovered a show
on naked.
night or something, they really liked it. And I was like, well, what show is it? They're
like saved by the bell. And then I pulled out a picture, which I can't find. I looked
for it today. I pulled on a picture and I was, like, he's this guy. I look familiar.
And they're like, wait, that's Mr. Belding. I'm like, yeah, he is a fun dude. And that was
when they thought maybe I knew some people. But I don't really, I mean, you know, it was
It was a very casual...
very casual, very event-specific relationship that we had. So I don't have any deep friendship
stories.
Just.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I want some funny shit. I want to hear about how he sang a gold digger and didn't censor
the inward.
Yeah.
That's what I want. All right. If you think of one call back, all right, bye.
Bye bye.
There we go.
Did you hear that?
That he did that that he did what the building say the N word wasn't in gold digger
No, I was just trying to think of something that that that was my autocomplete
I was like sounds it's no it does seem yeah, yeah, I mean he would he would soft a it. I'm sure
He was from a different era. Yeah, but I mean
I don't think I'd be doing it in a mean way
I think he would probably just be a huge fan of Kanye West
Yeah, and and in that
The time at the time yeah, where's the world at on that is he's playing like
stadiums you played like AT&T stadium in Dallas. He's opened right here in the people some of the
people that were saying we won't have Maclamar if you on this Ed Sheeran tour also gave Kanye
West access to their stadiums. That's amazing. Now he's not playing the one the troublesome song.
No, the one
one. The one trouble. Well, he has one song that, oh, yeah, I don't think he'll ever
play live. Wow. How does, I mean, unless there's a very specific international booking,
Germany. I think, yeah. Well I think they're over that one. They, well, they were like Germany
like, you know, people who quit smoking by smoking a whole carton. Yeah, geez. Yeah.
They got they they got they got full up on
Oh, yeah, anyway, um, Mr. Belding, RIP to legend, I don't care what you said, but he's
saying that Kanye West is there. Okay. I'm not going to be on the look for none of that.
All right. My phone rings as my agent again.
Yeah. My good flash. What are you doing? Yeah. He said that was his, I knew before we met,
I knew that Mr. Belding a par-
had a reputation for like just being out there. Like he would show up and he would be the
life of the party. And then he showed up and guess what? He was the life of party. Yeah.
But yeah, anyway, yeah. Yeah, yeah, shout out to a legend. Exactly. Anyway, that's Wednesday,
Thursday. Let me tell you. We did, well, we did the bonus podcast and by golly, if you're
If you're not a patron, if you didn't go to patreon.com site.
great night and get ready for our monthly instead of per creation building. It's going to make
the show so much better. Fucking God. You missed you missed 45 minutes to throw off the yoke
of per-creation bill. You know what? We've been subjugated on the plantations of chapter one
in the beginning. God created and he didn't charge per creation. Per creation. No.
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen to see if it's going to work.
I'm just going to turn it on.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm doing it.
It's not working.
It's just working.
It's working.
It's all working.
It's work.
It's worked.
He made a walled garden.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna lay in this motherfucker.
He made an old garden where everyone could frolic.
And indeed, it was very good.
David, he said,
Very good
David he said name things and Adam was name and shit. He was just like five coder
Dips yet
Pinneth too
Sorry, that was the third one, but that was it
Three things and then a snake a bit it said you should charge per creation
And he said and he said 99 cents a track and fuck the whole thing up
It did.
That whole big garden and then God said why do you fuck that snake and then he said all right. I
Guess we'll leave. Yeah, and that was it per creation was born. We were born into a per creation society
It's the original sin that we can't throw off that mantle. Yeah
Yeah, shed the yoke creation is an unnatural system
that only the top down
Uh, uh, hand in hand, arms, solidarity for ever, monthly.
Populism, a creation can, can move on, can bring us to the Promised Land.
J.E.H.666 says Thursday, bones, Adam laughing so hard.
Good. I'm glad. We're not glad. You know what? Imagine if we had to charge you per creation
of a laugh. You'd be, you'd be broke. Oh my God.
No, Jesus.
monthly billing. You're welcome. And it's not too late. You could be there when we flip the switch.
Yeah. Yeah. I was going to want to be there at Y2K. Everyone hearing this too young. They were too
young. Nobody listening to this was born. No. Before our demo is 18 to 21. It's like us and Miss
Yes, yes, we are specifically in the two to ten. Yes, demo. Yes. That's who likes us.
Yeah, and what we're about to do. That's right, man. It in fact, if you want them behind the scenes of what's about to go down the fallout
fallout Friday Friday. All right, let's go to Friday
patreon.com slash great night
Friday
We got down on Friday. Yeah, you know you know Rebecca Black has a new album. What is it Saturday?
She just covers Saturday. She's like a respected DJ slash pop star.
Yeah, yeah, well and what a what a great here. That's gonna be a biopic to see. She needs to crank out some hits because
we're gonna you know low status protagonist
Bob Nitzvah
rough spot
Only up from actually these days and then evil evil
Stephen Colbert Mockener
With the with the Rockettes remember that
No, oh no, yeah
Yeah, on the Late Show or the Late show or whatever.
Yeah, Pre-Late Show, which is Late Night or whatever,
whatever one.
Yeah.
He started off like Shatner Esk,
Smoked a cigarette, doing Friday,
and then it became the full band,
and then the dunk was all the favors they'd cashed in
to do this over the top version of Friday.
And the end was,
ladies and gentlemen, the Rockets!
They're all doing Friday.
Friday.
That sounds like-
more of a celebration. No, but in our movie, she has to not like it because because beneath
it contempt, right? You need you need a young who's somebody younger that can play a meaner
Stephen Colbert. I would say a young, um, Kathy Bates. Kathy bates, natural fit. We're
We're going to age down.
natural fit. We're going to age down Kathy Bates like they did for Robert De Niro and the
Irishman. Okay. So she's going to be like what looks like a 13-year-old girl. She's going
to move like today's Kathy base. I was asking to play to play Stephen Colbert and I was just
rolling with your Kathy Bate. Oh, no, I was Rebecca Black. Okay, yeah. Yeah. All right,
so we locked in Rebecca Black, that's age down, Kathy Bade. Yes, yes. Who is going to play
Steven Corbex.
Yeah, but it's got to be like a mean, you know,
citizenship, lock it in.
Okay, it's great.
It's great, yeah.
All female cast, your welcome hashtag ally.
Yes.
Are people still doing that?
Or is that just immediately seen as being a predator?
If you say hashtag ally,
see it as being a predator. If you say hashtag ally, because I didn't like it before, but
I'll like it now. If it signifies that I'm edgy and dangerous then you know, it's weird
because I've got like having three separately aged daughters. It's like three little islands
at an archipelago. Like what's cool? What's post ironic funny for one is peak funny to
to another and to another, it's over and dead and so you sort of...
throw things out there, and then you hear three different reactions, and you're like,
nope, to self.
What's, and is there, like, in the round example where the same joke is reacted to Thrice
differently?
Kali did a really funny one.
She keeps talking in memes, and her friends were like really upset, and they wrote a letter
saying, please stop talking in meme as we don't know what you're talking about.
I'll be apologized.
by singing a video with the ukulele.
Uh, do you think the tongues that got the trend singing that exact song?
She's sung for them, which is like fucking, it's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Saturday.
Saturday.
Saturday, though.
That's good.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
All right.
Saturday.
Big day.
Everybody was just threatened to rain.
didn't. Yeah. It's gonna flood tomorrow. Yeah, the next five days. Low after
per-creation billing was created. God said we must wash Austin down, it's
filthy. So for four days and four nights, there will be rain in Austin. And on
the other side of the cleansing, a walled garden of monthly billing at patreon.com
I'm such great night. Yeah. Are you excited? Do you think it's going to be enough to fill
up the p-
No, I don't know if it's a lot real fast because they said like hill country might get like for real flooding.
Randall Hellerman 3 says he's so confused. Congratulations. It's all going to become apparent.
Don't worry.
It's you all miss the first big version, but don't worry, we're probably going to get back to it.
Only some of these have been mixed.
We're gonna get to the rest.
We're mixing them.
That's right.
Yeah.
So, up.
Apparently, yeah, it's like, although I don't know,
are you, do you consider yourself hill country?
I do out there, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's still kind of flat.
No, no.
Yeah, you drive up circle drive and there's a lot of,
that's hill country.
It's yeah.
But also Austin itself is kind of hilly.
Yeah.
You drive, I mean, you notice it when you're on a bicycle.
I'm sure you do.
It's very hilly until you get on a bike.
But like, there are times when you just like, you come up to the, you know, an interseller,
would you think of just driving as a random intersection and all of a sudden you can see like
this huge vista of downtown and like all these things that are high up and you're like,
oh, shit, I guess I climbed some level of elevation by a Taco Bell. Yeah.
But yeah, that's, I would assume that Hill Country quote unquote before everything got all built
out was probably much like we're in.
Well, we would consider almost downtown Austin would be held country like 20 years ago, 30 years ago.
What do you get going about?
Just try. I'm thinking about like next week, next week we get the the dangerous and very evil
that like must leave a punch in man. And we set up a guillotine in front of his crotch and there's
like a hot dog through the gullotine. And then like that gets its own camera. We're just waiting
for the bris, yeah.
Choppy, choppy, your peepee, yeah, chop, chop.
Yeah.
That was a famous pro wrestling angle.
Choppy choppy peepee.
Choppy me choppy.
Choppy your pee pee.
Wait, I do remember that.
There was a porn star wrestler by the name of Val Venus.
And he was in a feud with a Japanese stable called Kiantai.
Is that the guy that you were in the movie about?
No.
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen.
different, different penis related. He was not a porn star.
He was just kind of like a sleaze bag turned out to be a real life sleaze
bag. Oh, valveen is not a real-life porn star, although he is a controversial figure online
and used to write a lesbian, a lesbian. Used to write, a, a libertarian newsletter,
although remind me to get back to Candace Owens. Anyway, all right.
So, yes.
So a Valvenus is feuding with a Japanese stable and he sleeps with Mr. Yamaguchi son, the
manager's wife.
Oh.
And boy is Mr. Yama Gucci son, mad as a mother.
Yeah.
I had a mansion.
Yeah.
And so he goes after and they, uh, this was a big, a big moment.
They beat up valvenus and they bring him back to the locker room.
Yeah.
He screams off.
I'm a choppy choppy, yo, peepee.
And so they're holding them out.
And all you can see is Val Venus's butt.
And Mr. Yamaguchi's son comes down with a katana
and then they cut to commercial.
Oh, did they show a severed penis?
Yeah, they did, no, no.
Well, usually they missed, I think.
You owe, okay, how they wrote it.
I was about to say, like the phrase chop, choppy or peepee,
As lived an infamy for...
Saturday, the family, finished Lido's Bay.
You're locked in.
No, you just move on.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah.
Uh, what is Bay 10 out of 10?
I'm really excited to hear your experience.
Yeah.
All the way through the end.
Somebody complained that, you know, the first episodes are so strong.
At some point, you have to treat it like a season of episodes
and wrap up some threads and stuff.
Somebody said that.
That was less interesting to them.
They're wrong.
It's like, imagine lost, but good is was my experience.
Yeah.
Somebody I heard was like, it's an exceptional first few episodes.
And then there's like a little bit of sticking around and then an exceptional ending.
And friend of mine who writes a great sub-stack who is a sitcom writer is like almost universally.
That means...
This was a movie script that they turned into a TV,
an episodic TV season, he said, usually.
That's, if it's like great premise, amazing opening.
Needle, needle, needle.
Amazing ending.
That means that it was like an hour and a half story
that they turn into a six hour story
and they just had to figure out like,
well, what if we drop some water in this whiskey,
you know, to open up the flavors?
Yeah.
I told you that Andrew D. Young directed a couple episodes, right?
The guy who did friendship in the chair company.
Oh, no.
Yeah, yeah.
And there was one that was, they had a drug trip theme.
And then during it, Penny was like, do you remember the drug trip in friendship?
I was like yeah, then at the end.
Yeah.
So it turns out that we were thinking about it for the right reason.
Yeah.
But then Apple TV, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 20, 20.
a gigantic spike because they won all the Emmys.
Yeah.
And they got lots of good shows right now.
Now it's the Paramount Network.
Wait, now, wait.
Spike, instead it was the gigantic spike.
Oh, got it.
Got it.
Yeah, all right.
It was the men's channel.
It took me a second.
Remember when that was the Men's channel?
I may have pitched some television shows to Spike.
To Spike.
Well, you had the spikes.
I did.
I'm how am I-
You're like, how am I not on your thing?
And they were like, bro, you're like classic spike, you always growing it up.
Yeah, the, what do you think the bro downs were like at like classic spike, are they
growing it?
How hard on a scale of one to like bro, like how, where were they?
I'd have them at a seven, at point seven, well, there's either that or they were
I'm going to show you how to do it.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm just going to make sure that you don't have to worry about it.
I'm really going to be able to do this.
They had contempt for the bit, a bunch of prigs.
Yeah, where it's like they, they're like,
we do this for the viewers, they'll probably like this.
Yeah, I bet you they'd like, slap the Harvard,
so I could write for the spy channel.
Put a dick on it, I say.
Yes, we'll make a show called Sloppy Joe Wars.
These creatures will love it.
Shouts out, shouts out somebody found my easter egg.
They figured out the Klingon audio
and that's it on the TV's fight video.
YAY!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what happened?
Remember, oh, did I not tell you,
I have started to drop in Easter eggs
on our episode with the plot cameras.
Yeah.
You can do the original audio or there's Klingon.
Oh, I was like an alternate thing.
Yeah, gotcha.
And boy, does it not make any sense
if you're trying to listen to some Klingons?
It's not, if you,
If you have a disk
And your native language is klingon and you were clicking on the Klingon track box. You
Bad news because it's not click on on that track. Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have cursed
But you know you know, you know
You know what fits into an episode of our show a zine
A zine yes
That's a go listen to the okay, it's it's slow-scan TV
I'm I'm encoding fucking awesome shit
as modem sounds, and if you put on slow scan and you decode it, it's fucking awesome
because it's like you're sitting here watching, listening to a secret Satan signal, and then
messages placed that are never acknowledged.
Oh, that's great.
Is great.
Sunday.
Oh, no.
I didn't finish Saturday.
Oh, sorry.
Then we went and saw Forgotten Island.
Oh.
Yeah.
A lot of discourse about forgotten island.
Is there?
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen, so that you don't have to worry too much about it.
Because what's the discourse? It didn't make any money. Oh, yeah. Well, I have some clues as to why
Why is that well, I what is forgotten island about? I mean, it's it's dream works, right? Yes, right
Which means not not illumination so so I don't hate it
Just on principle because illumination you have beef with because they're always bad crack the code on how to make they it's like the infinite money glitch
Yes, so it's like
You don't have to like it.
They just figured out that if you go two steps forward, one step back over and over and
over again, that babies like it and babies become older babies and also it's like going.
By the time that you've seen the 19th minion movie, they've already all built their houses
and see Steader Island.
You can make, you can make X number of dollars by being good in America where, you know,
You can have multiple layers to everything and you can pull.
on cultural lovers and all this stuff, but you can make much more money internationally
if there's nothing under the surface to every joke.
If everything is just what it is, everyone just farts and falls in the poop and says,
what?
Now meanwhile, Dreamworks, they did how to train your dragon and I'm full on cry at a dragon
Training movie. I was like that dragon was wild, but now he's tame now. He's tamed. Yeah. Oh no
Clorox. But then Bixum, mix it up. But so, so DreamWorks has and they, they gave a lot
away in the trailers where it's like two friends. What is the premise? I have no idea what
the premise is. The premise is, or have you forgot to be honest, I'm scrubbing it as fast
I can't give go open another one the the okay the premise
This is the Philippines, imagine the Philippines is a real place, and that people live there.
That's, it takes place at the Philippines.
Gotcha.
Okay.
One kid is studious and is going to make it in America, the other one in front of a dipshit.
You know, but they both are friends, and they've got charm bracelets with all their memories
on it.
And we're told repeatedly, you're awesome, that we have not seen them, they go through
a fucking portal to a land of animated synthwave gifts.
and just mix modalities of characters
who make sure to show up, announce their thing,
weirdly, all of them tied into a fetish, the cat.
into a fetish, a man becomes a dog with the feet of a human, so the dog is licking the
foot very big on say, an infantile man baby is crying and sucking and what is this world?
How do they get there?
They like memories, the memories are good and they want to steal or trade for the kids,
so these are bad people in the alternate universe.
I'm going to put it on the right side of the screen, so that you don't have to worry too much about it.
out none of them are bad. They're just, you know, they have different difficulties, ones
at a Gora Fob, and she gets a pair of Nike's, knock off Nike's.
So this is a story about how we should be nice to people.
But also remember your friends.
And
Remember your friends and two boring things.
Yeah.
So, okay, there was a lot.
Cause that's the thing about like how to train your dragon.
Is it can be about like, be nice to your mom or some shit,
but also a dragon's there.
Yeah, that's also like something where it's like,
oh, are you gonna breathe fire and possibly kill somebody?
Are there's gonna be a scarier dragon?
It's gonna kill your dragon?
Like there's like something dope that's happening while you're like,
and by the way, respect your elders
cause they used to be young too.
but in-
But the elders thing is like, here's music from their demographic.
Don't you forget about me, simple minds and other thing,
and we'll let the dogs out, and in and in.
So the movie sucks ass.
It's so bad, and the whole family went because it had 95%
of rotten tomatoes, I was like, all right, well,
even it's not great.
It was suck.
It's your audience.
Critics.
Yeah, well that's the one that can get fooled.
Yeah, right.
It's about the right things.
Right, okay.
So an important film that has up piecing divots, you know, not a
Pacing divots, you know, not everything it has to be.
But at the end, lands an important message.
Exactly.
Right?
Okay, so all five of us in the second row there together.
I wish I could have an ejector seat
for any critic who's ever written that review.
I'm like, I agree with the message.
And so instead of saying the movie's boring,
but it was trying to do a really good thing
and said they're like, it's an amazing movie.
That has a great...
and then they have like pacing problems.
Like, is it the most interesting movie in the world?
No, but they don't all have to be in the day.
It's like, back into the fucking ocean.
To the sun, you go, oh my God, I hate that.
There was one moment, I think it was the foot-looking thing
where the foot starts getting licked
and I look over and Penny started sitting like this
And then I looked her like
And then I looked back at the foot, being licked and I look back at Penny and she'd slunked
out.
I shit you not.
At one point she had gone full horizontal.
Just just liquefied.
Full, full.
Like Tim Robinson on the phone, like our whole family hated it and I loved that we all hated
it so much.
Oh, it was the best.
It was.
Because it was a hand on it as a family.
I don't know what you're going to do, but I'm just going to have a little bit of fun and I'm going to get a little better.
I'm not going to let you know what I'm doing.
I'm really going to give you a little more time.
I'm also going to show you how to do it.
It was like, it was my favorite thing of the day.
And that's probably because that can only really exist
because Callie's old enough to, to A have the,
the vitriol to dunk, but also she's not so young
that every movie is gonna be like,
like you're bored by it or you like it.
Well, and Callie being there,
she was the only one who didn't hate it,
she was like I thought there was a couple parts over funny.
And indeed there were some moments
that were trying to be funny
in a couple of real surprises.
Uh, but having her created that boundary, it's like, we're not going to shit on, you know,
this experience for her, but, uh, it was great.
It was great, the whole family just, um, feeling out.
You know, what we grew artistically as a family, because you can, is that the first movie
that you would say that that happened?
Uh, that we all need all just like shit on.
And then we all enjoyed deconstructing afterward.
I can't think of another one.
That's great.
Yeah
Because I know that's a big part of your creative
and artistic process is identifying the negative space
of what is good.
Like you need to actually know very clearly
what is bad and why you think it's bad
before you know what it's good.
Yes, and I know
that's something that for your own creative process
matters a lot and you didn't really have a chance
to share that with your family until literally this Sunday.
Yeah, big week.
Well, Saturday, Sunday, Lord's Day.
Lord's Day, up 5.30 a.m.
Shout out running running around a church. Yeah, Paloma. Oh, also I got in trouble because I bought tickets to the Avengers instead of that
I bought for the wrong theater and we almost didn't get see but it worked out okay, so you didn't
get to see Forbidden Island almost we all showed up to do it and they were like sir those are tickets for
Avengers and I was like cool how can we uh and they're like it started 15 minutes ago is like
Like, okay.
It's like we have plenty of time because because God knows there's you know 75 minutes of trailers before. Well, yeah
it's like 14 commercials and then like did you know that
Pissota is available
Yeah, go buy a soda now
Don't worry. There's another 45 minutes of things trivia soda. Did you know we had it?
You know that Charlie so it up and
and Minnesota in this movie theater.
Go buy it, soda.
So 6.30 in the morning on Sunday.
Hell yeah.
I buy tickets for 10.30
in the Morning because I've been told
that I should see the resident evil movie.
Oh yeah, the new Zach Krieger.
Yeah.
So that's the thing.
I'm sitting here like, well, Josie wants to see it.
Okay.
And there's nobody in the family.
She won't go see it with her.
None of her friends are gonna go see that.
No.
in the family once you'll see it, I'll go see it.
Are you a fan of the franchise?
No.
Never played a Resident Evil game.
Is Joe's the fan of The Franchise?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, Raccoon City, I didn't know those words meant when they said it on the screen.
She did, it was the best way to see the movie because I did have to get anything because
she would tap you on the shoulder and go, they're doing a thing.
He's like, like, okay.
that fucking movie, fucking ruled.
It's really good.
Like, well, the first 15 minutes,
there's a disappointing moment when you realize,
oh, we really are just gonna do a video game movie.
But then, but then it becomes fun again.
But the first 50 minutes before the credits,
high tension.
So, spoilers for the first five minutes of this movie.
A courier who delivers an organ gets a Jeep job
and it pays double.
You gotta go through the IC mountains,
I'm driving.
through the icy mountains, collides with an infected person walking across, of course,
we're in the real world at the beginning.
So he picks her up and he's like, oh, let's check you out.
Puts her in the car, puts her on the seatbelt, just try to drive and she's trying to reach
over whatever.
So the stakes start super fucking small and then by the end, it's just, there's literally
an avalanche of bodies landing on a monster.
and the guy shouts, video games!
He literally shouts the words of video games.
Great, 10 out of 10.
It's fucking great.
Sunday.
Sunday.
That was on Sunday.
That was Sunday, the Lord's Day,
which as he intended, go see Resident Evil.
Weirdly, they did charge me.
To serve booze.
They charged me.
Thanks.
Texas.
They're trying to get Lord's day
with that.
Resident Evil can't do that, but we lived in America.
Oh, Jinx didn't like the ending.
You're crazy Jinx.
No, that's great.
That's like, it had a planet of the apes kind of ending where it's just like, oh, shit.
We're going, we're doing it that way.
Do you think franchise, like you said, like setting up an ending?
Well, it's already the Bizzillion Death Resident Evil movie.
Well, but this is clearly like, you know, there were Batman movies before Christopher
no one did it but
like Batman Begins was the beginning of his version of it.
I'll tell you, like if the question is,
will Zach Crager, Crager?
Crager.
Creeger, Craig, Craig.
Craggie boy.
Yeah, yeah, big crags, big Z.
I mean, I don't know how much money it made,
but if I don' know how many it made
then he's probably not gonna do a sequel.
If they do, a sequel will be with somebody cheaper,
but like, so there's one thing that's really fucking great.
You could find the Instagrams of it,
They because of you know infected zombie reasons. Oh, they do the people. The people. I say they do like a real-life
Katamari domicie. Yeah of just legs and arms going around and they did it by
Hand tying with rope
For stunt people poor acrobat together. They were yeah, they were so great doing flippy dips. Yeah
Yeah, so for a Brian at the movies
Yeah, right and gave free
I got an island, a big fat butthole, it stinks because it has poop coming out of it.
Yes.
And he gave Resident Evil a, whoa, that's great.
Yeah.
Almost as good as Windows Bay.
Hmm.
Well, I thought it was the movies.
Yeah.
It's a different show.
Well I know.
But that's trying to sell two franchises.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's Brian's remote.
What was your Sunday?
Saturday night.
75%
have an episode of Night of the Seven Kingdoms, although by the way, you hear a, they're going
to do a Game of Thrones movie in the original of Agon's conquest.
Okay.
Director.
Just a standalone standalone of agon, the conqueror, I guess, seizing the Iron Throne.
The night of the seven kingdoms guy directing it and one of the andor writers writing
again.
Really?
Yeah.
That's good.
Oh, they got what's his name?
John Wald, who did, they just announced
he's a kept animal of Disney Star Wars now.
He did skeleton crew and the Spider-Man movies.
Watts.
That's the one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess he's gonna do a new Skywalker Trilogy.
Yeah
I loved everything about the announcement except for Daisy Ridley and and the guy who
did the
Forgettable X-Men trilogy who wrote the forgettable
X-Mintro and Simon Kinberg. Oh, I don't know that. Yeah
You know like you have a gola hollywood they can work with anybody they want. Yeah
Yeah, nobody's somebody's like really.
anyone. People who wrote really good things. People write good things in science.
Well, no, we've already seen what happens when they try to get people who write really good
things. They try to implement their good ideas and then you get solo. Because nice things
can't happen. Yeah. Well, they run off the people that were
there. Yeah, well, yeah, think of all the projects that go on to do. Right. Exactly. Oh,
fucking two billion dollars worth of slam dunk
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Who would want the people who did Project Hail Mary to do a Star Wars movie?
Yeah. Get the flip at it. Yeah. Shut the front door. Yeah, boo. What is this? The Philippines?
Have you heard, uh, so there's a rumor that the Ryan Gosling starfighter that that's like the soft
first new movie of a trilogy of this new trilogy. Great. And that it would be
Gosling as the like centerpiece of it and that this random kid starfighter wouldn't be
a random star fighter. Oh, maybe he off screen. He was once Luke's come. I guess it's
They'll be-
It's come 50% yeah, yeah
Charging of per creation
In law of the eighth day
Monday man
Everyone was talking about Monday. Yeah, what happened on
well
son
big son
a lot of son yesterday
Monday, yeah, is it Tuesday?
It is Tuesday of all the shows to ask if it's Tuesday night.
I know.
Uh, I, uh, I went to bed at, I fell asleep at 7.29 p.m. last night.
I'm like, honestly, this is how washed I am.
You just told me that.
I was like, fucking hell, yeah, right?
That's all I woke up at two o' the morning and I just laid there for 30 minutes
and then POOF!
Yeah, I made myself a little chicken breast and then I ate it. Yeah, that was what I did last night. Yeah. And then I made
Yeah, started this fantasy league where people are eliminated each week and then. I just mock them. Yeah
You did a good one with the Canada stuff in a video and I I don't know if they like it. They better like it
I don't know if they like it, they better like it.
It's funny, it's good.
I'd hope so, but a lot of people don't
know each other in this group.
So I'm just making these jokes,
these personal jokes about them.
That would like.
I know, because I know everybody,
but they're all gonna be up, they're gonna bond
on one thing, like, oh, just to win hard.
It's like, boy, like Justin's a mean bad person
and he's just bringing up personal shit about me
in like complicated AI videos
that are almost so...
designed to hurt people's feeling.
Yeah.
Like, uh, uh.
Yeah, like I'm starting to realize
you're getting a lot more done with that.
You know, it's funny.
Like, I don't know of all that it's good.
Well, that's the funny part is,
is the ding on AI is that it reeks of low effort
and yet, like watching your video,
it reaks of high effort.
Like, like for a dumb bit,
well, when you lower the stakes.
Yes.
It's like it's like you thought through
all the beats of the thing.
If I tried to put that on the big screen,
people would be like, boom, why'd that happen?
But if you're literally like the medium
for which I'm making these is one group chat
with nine people in it,
it's like, wow, that's very high effort
for just doing that.
Yeah.
But also, I think it's alienating.
I think I'm gonna be,
I think people won't want to talk to me
because I'm being too mean.
People stop smoking their...
professions and them personally, and people stop talking to you.
They don't say LOL as fast as I want.
Yeah, I kind of want they say the word, they write the word amazing, but they might as well
put a period at the way to lay.
No exclamation point, just the worst amazing period, no, that's the worst, the worst.
Thank you very much for your time, and I'll see you in the next video.
What is, all right, in text etiquette, like crying, laughing, emoji, almost immediately
after it's posted, compliment, right?
Yeah.
Thumbs up.
I mean, it depends on what we're doing.
I'm thinking like you're putting me in something that is like designed to be funny.
Oh, a thumbs up is of slap up.
Thank you.
Unless it's like a business communication
and you're like, we are business-ing.
We are business in it.
And it's affirmative, unless Thanos snaps.
And then it's, like, there we go.
Yeah, okay, yeah, no, that's the worst.
Because now what you've done is you've escalated
the relationship outside of the business.
Amazing period is like the worst, yeah.
I may have.
Yeah, I would.
That's like an insult that you'll never forget.
It is, no.
Everyone
amazing. Amazing. He's the amazing spider, man. I think Peter Parker you're in kind of good company.
With that. I don't know. Yeah, Talon was ag would be a better thing. Yeah.
Then amazing period. That's true. Yeah is true. Man, what happened to this channel? Genuine
question. Uh, you missed all the mixes. Yeah you missed the mix. We were mixing just too close.
Yeah, yeah, we I wait, hold on you didn't
Can you see it?
Hold on, who's that Sam Woods, Sam Woods?
The real answer to Sam Woods is the mixing happened.
Actually, quite literally is the YouTube algorithm,
the way the fucking algorithm works,
is if you want to be my top tier.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, right?
Yeah.
Making laughs forever.
Friendship never ends.
True.
So good to see you guys.
At some point, the channel became a blend of different things.
A boy or boy does the algorithm not like it.
And the only thing it likes even less is experimentation,
like live experimentation.
So what happens is you filter out,
it's like the algorithm learns it's lesson.
It's like, I'm only gonna show you shit
to the 5,000 people I know for sure.
We'll tune in for literally anything you do.
Yeah.
And I'm like, that's fine by me, algorithm.
That's fine.
by me. You go ahead and do that algorithm. Now that's the way I was. Now I'm like, hey,
I'm showing up on time with consistent stuff and best practices. I'm just saying, can
I have my two million? Yeah, exactly. We're real close that to it. Look, look, I'm
going to be a good boy. I would just really like my two. Live streams could be a little
bit spicy, but all the Polish, I think all I think eight of the last 12 have been five
2.
nine digits? No, seven digits. The mesh, mesh-tastic, the, the one where it's like the green
mesh-stastic thing in my face, that one just crossed two million engaged views. And the
last time we had a video, pop that hard was in 2019. And we've never had one pop that
hard, that fast since then. So it's the second fast or you know that, yeah. Well,
Relic, a lot of mesh tastic on the channel after that.
Yeah, people want to know how tastic is this mesh.
Yeah.
And then this bullshit, which bullshit?
Well, we're doing now.
Well, this is where he did it.
It turns out you shouldn't mix chemicals
unless you're the chemical brothers.
And then you do because you used to be the dust brothers.
Yeah.
Next week we're mixing dust.
1.72 is still a ways to go to two mill.
I don't know.
Nobody knows the...
difference. How far 1.72 is to 2 million? No, nobody, you can't calculate that.
What, what kind of numerals do you think those are? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I mean,
yeah, maybe also they clearly mix the products on screen. And the rest is just the result
of the fumes filling the studio. Now we're talking. Here we go. I think everyone will
believe that. I I think so. I'm going to go met Riku interested to hear Brian's definitions
of on time it consists
And the lip-syncing flock videos are creeping up on 200,000 fake views and 100,000 engaged
real views.
So where does that rank?
No, sorry.
I'm thinking of the Meshcore one.
No, this one, the flock one is still criminally under viewed.
It's about to hit 100,00 fake views, but only like 40,00 engaged real views, so send
that one to your friend.
and move it.
If your friend writes a blog on it,
I'll, I'll crow about it on a post.
There we go.
More headlines.
Where really?
Spread them a word.
Yeah.
Words out.
You know what?
I was thinking about this.
G.G.O.S.P said,
I kind of missed Diamond Time shoutouts.
You know, we stopped doing Diamond Time
because it became the, the cheap,
the cheat code for everybody's sad GoFundMe's,
the sadder, the better, the faster, the harder.
Yeah, I mean, it was just,
I think reddit was the wrong place for it right because it was too soft to target and like often times
We wouldn't have three so it would like it was very easy to get to
Like to have your thing nailed it diamond time was deaf time. It was obituaries and then yeah, so it was like
A lot of sad stuff and then a lot of the same stuff kind of over and over and I think that that's like
like, if what we wanted.
to do is highlight the vibrancy.
It's not to say that you don't want to
ever once in a while, like make sure
that we pass the hat for a friend in need.
You also don't wanna do it so often
that you're incentivizing people to make a quick buck
from a community that's really open-hearted.
And not to said that anyone tried to do that,
but who knows?
I have no idea, I wasn't checking these things.
Joseph Boss was asking fake versus real views.
Last month, YouTube changed...
there, what counts as a view policy to be more in line with everyone else.
And so if you have a video and you kind of hover your mouse over and you kinda watch
you to animate for a little bit, there are like, that's a view.
And it used to, they used to not do that.
But now a real view, like you click and you watch eight whole seconds of it.
They're like that's an engaged view.
So yeah, here's the reality.
There's a thing called advertising.
Advertisers say like hey, I'll give you money if you
to give me numbers, and then all of a sudden,
there's not enough numbers to go around.
So then you're like, what if we had more numbers?
And then it's like, whoa, I need to sell glad bags.
I would like more numbers, please.
Then it's okay, cool.
It's like but you know these numbers are fake.
I heard their numbers.
Numbers please.
And so that's, although I don't know,
I don't know, because the things that YouTube...
doing now, which is more along the lines of the TikTok and Reels thing, that almost feels
like more for social proof, which you just want to eliminate as many 13 view videos, which
immediately read as like garbage, garbage, awful, terrible, and YouTube used to have more
of those.
Right.
And now they'll have less of that.
Well, in fact, we're a hundred, eight hundred, they were aggressive about scrubbing
Down.
out bots that would try to run up canals. They're like, you're a bot. Let me take away
that 200 follower views or whatever. You know what? I feel like it's time. Let's bring
back next week. Let us make right here on this video in the comments. Put your projects
in there. We'll pick one next week and we'll do diamond time based on because that's
That's the real coin of the realm, right, is just, you show up.
What's that?
Yeah, yeah, shut up. You're doing what's a project that you're working on yeah, I think I think we can see a thing we can show
We can check out and we can say hey good on you for that thing that you doing. Mm-hmm. Yeah in the comments
My cat's dying. Yeah, well, I mean eventually a new board game called my cats dying
Feline eight actually not a bad idea
It's a good idea for a game my cat dying
Do you guys want to play my cats dying?
I wrote it said I let my YouTube premium sub laps exactly once threw up in my own mouth and never let it happen again. Yeah.
I really thought I was going to bring back one jujitsu aka a doctor. Yeah, we should yeah, we had him on when Brian was on vacation like last month, but
Yeah, he's you know he's like a Philadelphia sports celebrity. I believe it, dude. He's, like, a regular call
calling into their big sports radio shows.
There's like a huge culture for that out there.
And he's very excited for the Philadelphia 76ers so much that he died his beard blue.
Oh, sixers blue.
Very excited about LeBron James.
Sorry, found out he has a beard.
No, I guess he's always had a beard, yeah.
Is it a big, I'm trying to picture enough volume to blue, to blue itself.
I'll see you in the next video.
Yeah, Mr. Bob McBob says know what I miss.
Mr. Photoshop's in the gifts I used to do
of Jury getting rained on.
Simpler times in the late Aughts or 2010s.
Yeah, so here's the thing.
Part of, it's a little goat sea back to Camono for a second.
I'm trying to, that's part of the reason
I've been building all this shit out.
Is that eventually it'll be a pipeline of community shit
Straight from your hilarious minds through our...
Thief and Mao, this who steal all your good jokes up to up and on screen as fast as possible. We're getting closer every day. Yeah, I
think
Look, man. This has been an ever evolving amoeba, and we will continue to make sure that we get into a position. The good news
Is that the show is good now. Yeah
We're mixing it up. we're mixing chemicals on this Tuesday. Sorry to everybody who missed it. We mix so many chemicals
Oh my-
Oh my gosh, the FUNES of our bonkers, bonkers.
Which brings us to Tuesday, the Lord's Day, the Thore's Day.
Thore's Day, always at the other one, I don't know, two thores day, two
thores, two twos day, what did we learn Justin? We learned that we had a
hell of a week, we're all caught up, we learned that it was a banger of a bonus
episode and that God hates per creation billing and that he wants you to be in the
walled guards over a patreon duck
Come slash great night. We learned that I forgot that island, which island. I don't know blacked it out
Widows Bay has an island. Remember that one. Yeah
See you next Tuesday, Don fire. It's been a great night shine on you crazy diamonds
Oh, Dennis Haskins, R.I.P. Oh, yeah, r.i.v. Mr. Belding. Yeah.
You're great night.
Diamond Club hopes you've enjoyed this program.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, gotta hit it.
Gotta hit it, gotta get it.
It's split, it's split.
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Damn damn damn yeah, it's been a busy day. Yeah
the busy day. Yeah. Got a late start. Which what on this show? Yeah. Well, yeah. Why? Just say,
I don't know how long the after show it's gonna be. Oh, I see. Okay. Alright. Yeah, I just want
to give and give the yeah, me too. I want to let him have it. I'm so fucking glad that somebody figured
out the Klingon track.
That was the alt alt track. Yeah, let me see if
Yeah, look at that
Huh, so yeah, there's there's I'm doing more stuff, but basically it's like
to get a, whoops, oh wait, there we go.
Anyway, yeah, yeah.
Okay, we gotta do a long, I'm back to,
oh shit.
Next week, I think we're gonna have to do it on Monday night.
Okay.
Or maybe we could do Monday day attack.
Possible.
I'm taking Penny to Omaha.
Omaha!
Yeah, I gotta get it.
What's happening in Omaha?
Clos-
using keynote at a security conference and it's like at first I was just going to book
I'm like in and out right but but it being the closing I go on it like I think I close
up 4.30 and then the flight back is at 6.30. I'm I like that's I'm not going to I'm
not gonna muck that I have that in my head while I'm doing the gig. And like but then I
don't just stay an extra night in Omaha and then I thought maybe that'd be entertaining
for penny, though, and...
So I was like, Benny, do you want to come film me
doing this keynote in Omaha?
And then we'll stay an extra night and she's like,
yes, and so I'm going to go do the thing.
She'll get video and then adventure in Omaha.
Yeah, like the conference will be over,
but yeah, I don't know, I'll take her out.
We'll have Omaha steaks.
Yeah, she steaks?
No, no.
But do you get have an Omaha steak?
Right in front of her, yeah.
And then I can get the gout, gout it up.
Gout.
Oh, okay, so as mentioning.
something and then somebody said, yeah, nobody knows why so many people have it now. I was like,
wait, is that like, should I buy stocking out the way I bought stocking food allergies?
I mean, I don't know. I heard of Gout, a widespread Gout thing. I would imagine that it tracks with
with, um, our diet being fucked up 21st century diet. Sure. Yeah.
I think I, so I wanted to say obesity,
which is the clinical way to say it.
And then for whatever reason I felt obesity was to mean.
So in my brain, I want it to say tonnage.
Tonnage, I don't much mean it.
I'm much worse.
That's so much more of the obesity.
I can name relatives that I think of obesity.
But tonnages, I have to close my eyes
and go to like a terrible HGTV remote model.
Either he wants to say
to somebody that you would describe with it at a dinner table.
Yeah. Right. Like the most polite way, like big bone or husky. I don't know what the
thick, thick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thick would be probably the most complimentary.
Jinx wants to know how did I buy stock and food allergies. I went around announcing
that
I went around announcing that food allergies
are gonna be rising by stock and food allergies.
You were called dibs.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you were just like, watch for this.
I'll be right.
And then I was right.
Yeah, I was like, got him.
Metaphorical stocks, not literal stocks.
All right, I mean, if you want to,
if you were buying like Eli Lilly or something like.
No, no, literal stocks like you,
I would take pilgrims and throw fruit at them
while they were trapped in a literal stock.
Bye bye.
Yeah, trying to shame them, you know?
Cause it's like, what are they doing?
They're right there.
I saw a mix in chemicals.
Yeah.
You were like, like, just like lingering in the alley
where a woman was like going into her apartment.
Yeah.
Literal stocks.
Yeah, literal stocks.
Literal stock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, hold on.
We got, we got a cheat SP.
Oh, I don't know if I can put it on there.
We may have to just describe how funny this is.
oh wait hold on copy paste no that's a stream key I want this I guess two
bros bro copy text it's gonna include a bunch of dumb shit that's not relevant
Aaste, get rid of this.
She just be always delivers the goods.
Yes!
This is where we are, the chemical bros.
Chemical bros, look at that.
Have you followed any of the Lill Vader?
No, what's Lill Vater?
There's like a dude who's making
like fairly credible hip hop, modern hip hop songs.
But, and they're all AI obviously,
but it's Hayden Christian.
like the prequel era Hayden Christensen with face tattoos. So he's like post malone. Yeah.
The face tattoos are like Padme and like I hate sand on his neck and shit. And the songs are
like not bad. Like the one that first pop was Mace Window. Mace Windu fell out a window.
And then, but they're all like in character.
as if Anakin Skywalker was wrapping in like a modern style, but it's like, I don't know.
That's great. There's something to do it. It just, it just like shows, again, I think we,
we talked about it last week that like when digital editing and digital cameras became the norm,
one of the first things was like troopers. Yeah. Troops, yeah. And it was like, okay,
Well, what would you do if you could shoot?
this and if you could edit it and you didn't need film and you did need a gigantic editing
rig, you could do it all with a computer in this pretty cheap camera.
What would you do?
And it's like, I don't know, a start trooper version of cops.
You know, you're like, yeah, let's go.
And so it's, like, now it's okay.
Well, like what would you, do if you had, you know, the ability to make right record
songs and create a music video?
Well, I agree with this.
Jinx says that Sam Jackson has been phoning it in ever since Mace Windu.
I can...
I can't think of a single killer.
Are we like just imagining
that a Django and Chain didn't get made?
I've still never seen it.
Nobody of my family is interested.
And if I'm alone,
I'll watch a five minute video.
You gotta watch, wait, you've never seen Django in Chain?
No?
know. How many Quentin Tarantino movies have you not seen? I'm going to name them
in order. Reservoir dogs. See it fiction. Seeing it. Jackie Brown. See
it. See what comes after Jackie Brown and glorious bastards. That's a big
jump. Yeah, see it. Well, what came in between? Jackie Brown,
I don't want to kill Bill, but I want to...
to. Yeah. I guess yeah. Also, you forgot to ask about true romance, which he wrote did
not direct. Correct. Well, yeah. These are, that's not famously not a Quentin Tarantino
movie. Right. But it was carved up out of, out of bits that he had. I mean, are we going
to include Dust Hill Dawn too? Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, yeah, Brian, Brian House saw
That but yeah, which I mean they're both
see him as both. Yeah, I went to the theater, yeah, saw the draft house. Yeah.
Bit disappointing. I disagree. I had a great time. I, uh, this would be the place to see it.
Yeah. Like that. I mean, I, I think I don't know if you could not have a good time if you saw it
at the drafthouse. It was, it was kind of made for the draft. What else? So then I guess once
Once upon a time, yeah, what's going on?
it's afterwards. So really, it's only Django. Yeah. Django, yeah. Oh, dude, you're gonna love.
I mean, also like villain Leo DiCaprio. Oh yeah. Well, and that's a treat. You have not experienced
villain Leo DeCaprio anyway. No, Sam Jackson is great in that movie. And he tells a really
funny story where he for Quentin brought him to his house and had him read the script and Sam Jackson
and is all Sam Jackson.
Lori says, well, Quentin, since you wrote this 20 years too late for me to play the hero,
I guess you want me to
play the most despicable Negro in history.
And he's like, yeah, man, okay, that's great.
All right, we'll see you guys.
We should mix it.
these chemicals yeah that's a TOS yeah we'll make these chemicals