Link: https://youtu.be/cIUpO1sNY3A

Duration: 154 min

Short Summary

This episode covers Michael Marshall's Neanderthal research suggesting humans may have created Neanderthals through breeding with an older species, alongside discussions of the massive Phoenix A black hole growing at 60 solar masses per year and puzzling scientists with its size exceeding what current models allow. NYC infrastructure failures are examined, including a garbage crisis under Mayor Eric Adams with 7-foot high piles and a rat explosion during COVID-19, while missing UFO researchers including a general who vanished within 3 hours and Monica Rez (co-inventor of Mandaloy alloy) remain unresolved mysteries.

Key Quotes

1. "Mexico City is 10. Boy, what an advantage you would have if you lived up there and then you go down to sea level, you could [ __ ] everybody up. Your cardio would be off the charts."
2. "They had bigger brains than us though, which is weird. But it that might have been to have better musculature, better coordination. They were way stronger than us."
3. "And they all want to [ __ ] control you. That's what they want to do more than anything. They want to control you. That's their favorite sport. Their favorite sport is telling you what to do."
4. "He was coughing up blood. He just apparently he's an animal. They just can't keep him out of the gym."

Detailed Summary

Joe Rogan Experience Episode Summary

Episode Overview and Scope

This episode of The Joe Rogan Experience spans an extraordinary range of topics, from ancient civilizations and archaeology to cutting-edge astrophysics and unexplained disappearances. The conversation moves fluidly between MMA fighter analysis, urban infrastructure crises, human evolution, and cosmic mysteries.

• Mexico City has a metro population of 20-22 million and sits at approximately 7,350 feet (2,240 m) above sea level, providing altitude training benefits
• The episode features Michael Marshall presenting Neanderthal research, analysis of NYC's infrastructure failures, and discussions of Phoenix A black hole discovery
• Specific numbers cited include NYC's 7-foot garbage piles, Phoenix A's diameter of roughly 590 billion km, and Mount Ararat scans at 6,500 feet above sea level

Mexico City and Ancient Civilizations

Joe Rogan discusses past travels including eating scampi near the Pantheon in Athens and visiting Mexico City briefly for UFC events. Teotihuacan and Tlatelolco are discussed as archaeological sites near Mexico City, with restricted areas like the Sun Temple where visitors cannot walk.

• A shooting incident occurred at Tlatelolco resulting in seven people shot and one death
• Archaeologists do not know who built Teotihuacan—giant stone heads there appear to have Polynesian or African features
• The Aztecs found rather than built Teotihuacan, calling it "the place where gods were born"
• Mexico City and other ancient sites feature cities built directly on top of previous civilizations, similar to overlaying floor tiles
• A church in Rialto, Italy sits atop a thousand-year-old church with a glass floor revealing original ruins

Human Origins and Neanderthal Research

Michael Marshall presents a hypothesis that Neanderthals may have originated from humans rather than the reverse—suggesting humans may have created Neanderthals through breeding with an even older human species.

• Neanderthals had bigger brains than modern humans and were approximately 5'7 to 5'8 tall but significantly stronger with much denser bones
• Researchers continue finding diverse human species remains worldwide, including Denisovans and "big-headed" humans in China
• Archaic humans were crossing substantial sea channels roughly 450,000 years ago, long before Homo sapiens appeared
• A human skull was discovered and dated to approximately 1 million years old, predating Homo sapiens
• The fossil record is extremely incomplete because so few humans ever become fossils
• Ancient figurines intentionally represented social roles: voluptuous figures for nurturing women, and skull imagery for healers or witch doctors

Biblical Connections and Noah's Ark

New scans on Mount Ararat in Turkey recently found evidence of something underneath at 6,500 feet above sea level, reigniting Noah's Ark discussions with researchers from Jerusalem theorizing about construction materials.

• Researchers theorize that acacia wood was used to build the Ark and that Moses's burning bush was actually burning acacia, which is rich in DMT
• Flood stories exist across many cultures worldwide, possibly from a common historical basis or universal human experience with catastrophic flooding
• Tsunamis could create localized apocalyptic thinking as people in isolated areas would believe the world was ending without knowledge of events elsewhere

NYC Politics and Infrastructure Crisis

The hosts discussed NYC Mayor Eric Adams, who is 34 years old, and argued he should help alleviate taxes for people born and raised in New York before asking for more. Homeless spending in NYC never improved conditions despite money spent.

• NYC sanitation workers couldn't move without union rep permission during a labor dispute, causing garbage buildup with 7-foot high piles described as a "disgrace"
• Eric Adams allegedly required residents to buy $100 garbage cans from his cousin according to a source in Middle Village
• Speakers argue governments should clean up fraud and waste before asking citizens for more taxes
• Garbage collection is backbreaking, necessary work that should be paid well

NYC Rat Problem and Urban Wildlife

NYC has a massive rat problem where rats and humans form an ecosystem where rats eat human garbage. During COVID-19, rat populations increased dramatically because restaurants were closed and rats lost their food source, causing them to "freak out."

• One speaker claimed rat biomass in NYC equals human biomass, but another looked it up and found it inaccurate
• Rats will eat each other when food is scarce—speakers witnessed rats consume a dead rat completely overnight leaving only tail and feet
• Coyotes are increasingly found in NYC including Central Park and help control rat populations
• Construction disturbing rat habitats may contribute to visibility problems
• Rats nested in a car's engine compartment and chewed through all the wiring and insulation

AI Concerns and Creative Industries

One speaker expresses concern that AI will be used to manage societal chaos, potentially replacing human creativity and freedom with automated control. AI is compared to a 2,000 ft high wave moving 100 miles an hour that cannot be stopped.

• A speaker posted an AI-generated picture of a frog and received backlash from followers who argued it takes opportunities from real artists
• The speaker responded he does all his own artwork and wouldn't have hired an artist regardless

MMA Fighter Analysis: Paulo Costa

Multiple speakers strongly recommended Paulo Costa stay at light heavyweight (205 lbs) rather than returning to middleweight (185 lbs), noting he looked physically stronger and better than ever before. Costa walks around at approximately 230 lbs and his extreme cut to 185 depletes his muscle mass and weakens him.

• At 34 years old, speakers consider him near his prime for light heavyweight
• With Carlberg out for approximately one year due to ACL reconstruction, Costa could potentially become interim light heavyweight champion
• He knocked out Luke Rockhold at high altitude in Utah
• Costa recently defeated Azamat Mazanov with what was described as the best performance seen from Costa in a long time—harder punches and kicks than before

Khamzat vs Strickland Preview

The Sean Strickland vs Khamzat Khamzat fight is scheduled to take place in Newark, with speakers analyzing key matchup factors. Strickland is described as not easy to take down, not easy to hold down, very difficult to hit on his feet, with a super awkward but clever striking style reminiscent of Bernard Hopkins.

• The fight's outcome will hinge on whether Khamzat can clip Strickland on the feet and whether Strickland can stop the takedown
• Gilbert Burns gave Khamzat problems in a standup fight, clipping and rocking him multiple times
• Khamzat trained through severe COVID illness to the point of lung bleeding and hospitalization

Fighter Injuries and Resilience

Several fighters showed remarkable toughness through injuries during their careers, demonstrating exceptional durability and mental fortitude.

• Curtis Blaydes fought Josh Hoka with a blown-out eye socket and broken nose, his hand swelling to four times normal size, yet he refused to quit
• Carlos Ulberg tore his ACL during his fight with Yuri Lapkus but continued and won the light heavyweight championship
• Pereira trained and fought for the UFC light heavyweight title while extremely ill, knocked out for 10 days with a virus before his first Ankalaev fight
• Rafael dos Anjos and Mirko Crocop both fought in the UFC without ACLs and remained near the top of their divisions
• Mirko Crocop, now 51, remains in phenomenal shape and was noted as the first kickboxer to really excel in MMA due to his explosiveness

MMA GOAT Discussions

Stipe Miocic is included in the heavyweight GOAT category because he defended the heavyweight title more than anybody and beat Iann when Iann was in his prime despite getting rocked multiple times.

• Fabricio Werdum submitted three all-time greats: Cain Velasquez, Minotauro, and Fedor, and beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win the heavyweight title
• Cain Velasquez was described as having elite cardio—never getting tired—with an unstoppable style combining relentless punches, takedowns, and top-tier wrestling
• Fedor beat Werdum with ground and pound, placing him a notch above Werdum in the GOAT discussion
• Khalil Roundtree sidekicked Modesus Bukakus's knee sideways, blowing it apart and sidelining him for over a year
• Johnny Walker was knocked out by Roundtree with an elbow from the clinch during Walker's explosive and wild early UFC career

Comedy History: The Comedy Store Legacy

Mitzi Shore was described as the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians, someone who understood how to create the best environment for comedy. She strategically placed promising young comics directly after legendary performers, giving them the hardest slot to follow.

• Martin Lawrence performed at the Comedy Store in the 1990s during his prime, with one comedian describing following him as "hell"
• Paulie Shore started as a standup comedian and was babysat by Sam Kinison
• Dave Chappelle reportedly indicated he might do a Chappelle Show movie, but only if Charlie Murphy participates
• The Comedy Store was closed for about a year during the pandemic

Kill Tony and Modern Comedy Pathway

Kill Tony is described as an awesome platform for up-and-coming comedians providing a legitimate path to getting on stage, YouTube, Netflix, and potentially changing careers. The format involves comedians getting one minute to perform and receiving feedback from other comics.

• The speaker argues there's now a clear progression for comedians: open mics, building an act, road work, performing on Kill Tony, then potentially headlining
• This creates a structured path compared to the old model of luck and being in the right place at the right time
• YouTube has enabled comedians to upload specials independently and gain millions of views

Vehicles and Overlanding

The speaker purchased a brand new 2026 Toyota Sequoia, described as reliable with 4-wheel drive, while also working on an '87 BMW M6 that has been sitting in their garage for 12 years, planned to be built into a Baja rally car.

• Old Land Cruisers had solid axles front and rear, making them durable for hardcore off-roading and overlanding
• Jeeps are recommended for small-scale off-roading due to extensive aftermarket support
• The Hennessy 1000 conversion takes a Raptor R and turns it into a 1,000 horsepower pickup truck with increased wheel travel and lifted suspension

Ancient Archaeology: Pyramids and Hidden Structures

Structures have been uncovered in Mexico previously unknown, raising questions about their origin beyond the Aztecs. Pyramids are being discovered in Antarctica, and under-riverbed scanning is revealing hidden civilizations in the Amazon.

• Large areas of the Amazon jungle may have had densely packed populations 1,000-2,000 years ago that remain largely unexplored
• The Serrato formation's sharp angles and pyramid-like structure are contested—geologists attribute it to erosion, but the surrounding rock shows no similar patterns
• The structure sits on a flat jungle plane with right angles appearing man-made

The Second Sphinx at Giza

Scans of the Giza Plateau have detected a structure under the sand approximately the size of a sphinx, located opposite the Great Sphinx, possibly hidden beneath a mound. A satellite image captured a dune on the opposite side of the pyramids measuring approximately 108 feet tall.

• Researchers theorize the potential second sphinx's face was originally a lion's face rather than human
• In ancient Egyptian, Greek, and Roman art, sphinxes frequently appeared in pairs flanking roads, doorways, and temple entrances
• The oldest known photographs of the Sphinx date to around 1850-1860, with one confirmed from 1892 showing part of it still underground
• The Sphinx is estimated to be approximately 4,500 years old
• Rico Verhovven and Oleksandr Usyk are scheduled to have a boxing match at the Giza pyramids

Phoenix A: Enormous Black Hole Discovery

The episode covers the discovery of Phoenix A, a black hole so massive it exceeds the size of the Milky Way galaxy with a diameter of roughly 590 billion km (about 100 times the distance between the Sun and Pluto).

• It is growing at approximately 60 solar masses per year through rapid consumption of matter
• Scientists are puzzled because the time required to accumulate its mass exceeds the age of the universe under current formation models
• Phoenix A is currently in a rapid growth phase that drives high rates of star formation in its surrounding galaxy
• The Milky Way is located at the center of a cosmic void approximately 2 billion light years across

Missing UFO Researchers and Scientists

Multiple UFO researchers and scientists have mysteriously disappeared, sparking discussion about the fate of individuals investigating classified aerospace programs. A general who was reportedly in charge of a UFO program was the first researcher to vanish—leaving his house within 3 hours.

• The general took a red backpack, wallet, and 38 caliber revolver while leaving behind his phone
• FBI and Air Force Office of Special Investigation searched using dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback teams, floor sweeps, and canvassed 700 households
• After weeks of searching, the only recovered item was a gray Air Force sweatshirt found approximately 1 mile east of the general's house, though testing could not confirm it was his
• Monica Rez, another missing researcher, co-invented Mandaloy, an alloy currently used in rocket engines
• She disappeared while hiking with a friend, with speakers debating whether competitors or governments may eliminate scientists whose work threatens their interests

Roswell and Government Cover-Ups

Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta revealed correspondence from Tom Dong naming someone (Massland) who helped assemble his advisory team, received a 4-hour briefing on the project, and ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson where Roswell material was shipped.

• Speakers debated whether the focus on Roswell is significant or just part of UFO lore

Health Topics: Lyme Disease and Tick-Borne Illnesses

Lyme disease typically produces a bullseye rash around the bite site a couple days after infection, but the rash sometimes fades before doctors see it. Some doctors do not believe patients have Lyme disease when the bullseye rash has already disappeared.

• Guillain-Barré syndrome can develop as a complication of Lyme disease, causing facial paralysis or weakness
• Comedian Dice Clay publicly discussed having Guillain-Barré which caused half his face to become paralyzed
• A large percentage of ticks on the East Coast carry Lyme disease
• Alpha gal syndrome is transmitted by the lone star tick and causes an allergy to red meat
• Natural tick repellents include geranium oil and lavender oil

Fitness Training and Recovery Methods

Training includes kettle bells, clubs, mace, sandbag work, and deadlifts for comprehensive strength development. Zercher squats improve grappling strength and testosterone levels and are recommended for MMA fighters.

• Yoga and Pilates are recommended for Jiu-Jitsu training, with Pilates described as one of the hardest workouts targeting muscles not typically used in other exercises
• John Wolf helped heal someone's shoulders through club work exercises

Medications, Celebrity Deaths, and Historical Anomalies

Michael Jackson died from being sedated with propofol and was so famous that virtually everyone on earth knows who he is, even people born after his death—unlike R. Kelly whose music is barely heard anymore despite legal issues.

• Adderall is used successfully by many successful people depending on who prescribes it and the dose
• Prozac has a legitimate effect on people with mental health conditions, and they get accustomed to it
• Benzodiazepines are addictive substances
• Doctors historically recommended and sold cigarettes in hospitals

China, Wildlife, and Exotic Animal Consumption

China cracked down on exotic animal consumption in 2014; there was a reputation for eating anything with four legs except a table. Pangalangan was a market in southern China where endangered tortoises, snakes, and porcupines were kept in cages.

• There are restaurants in China where people pay to eat endangered species like tiger, gorilla, and other protected animals
• The speaker ate snake soup at a Michelin star restaurant in Japan which tasted like beef
• Turtles are more aggressive than piranhas with powerful jaws that will grab goldfish and bite them in half
• Alligator snapping turtles use their tongue, which resembles a worm or goldfish, as a lure to attract prey

Full Transcript

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>> That would brought a smile to my face.
>> Yeah. All the weird [ __ ] that someone's
given me. That's at the top. Well, I got
this. This is a woolly mammoth tooth
that my friend John gave me.
>> A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly
mammoth carved into it.
>> That's craziness. That's crazy, right?
That tooth is probably 10,000 years old.
>> No [ __ ]
>> But the balls to carve into it, too.
Like
>> I know. I would never.
>> I mean, it's beautiful.
>> That's gorgeous.
>> The guy did it. He nailed it. I mean,
it's it's beautiful little elephant
there.
>> That's [ __ ] unbelievable.
>> But I would never carve into one of
these things.
>> It almost looks like an alligator gar
from the side. Like a little alligator
jaw,
>> right? It doesn't work.
>> Right. The thing about these teeth
though is they find so many of them that
they don't think of them as precious. So
you're allowed to do stuff with them.
Like uh you could buy a knife with a
woolly mammoth handle. Like this is this
is a piece of woolly mammoth that they
make for a gun. So you could put that on
a 1911.
>> It's a handle made out of woo woolly
mammoth teeth.
>> You just have a This is an extra handle.
Is this this handle?
>> It's the a pistol.
>> This handle.
>> It's the pistol handle. pistol handle.
>> Yeah. And this is a piece.
>> It would make a good handle for this
one, too. Like the front one for [ __ ]
Okay.
>> Like if you're holding a sick ass thing.
>> Sick ass thing. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely
could do that, too. I mean, they they
basically could make anything they want
out of it. They make folding knives out
of it. Jamie has a folding knife out of
it.
>> Can you make piano keys out of it?
>> Oh, yeah. You definitely could. Yeah.
>> Woolly mammoth piano.
>> They use it for woolly mammoth wooler.
>> You could, right? You definitely could.
But if you could use ivory, you could
use woolly mammoth ivory cuz they use in
pool cues. This is a tooth, too. This
>> I used to have my own pool queue.
>> Unscrewed it. I used to come to the
[ __ ] pool hall with unscrew the
[ __ ] thing and get nuts with it.
>> Having a pool like having a pool queue
is you're a different level of human
being when you're walking around with
that. You're not playing games.
>> You're not playing games.
>> You're there to play games, but you're
not playing.
>> It's a very serious thing. It's a cool
thing. You show up with your own queue.
Like in the Hustler,
>> a guy shows up with a leather satchel.
>> Ever. Come on. That satchel alone.
>> Yeah.
>> It's for It's male accessories,
>> right?
>> I love a good male accessory,
>> right? Like we don't have a lot.
>> Well, you have a knife.
>> Knife always looks good on the side. A
gun.
>> Watch.
>> Watch.
>> Watch is a good male. It's like the most
acceptable male jewelry, don't you
think?
>> Watches, right?
>> I don't want no one with a nose ring. I
don't want to pull up with the with this
one
>> or like I'm a bull.
>> You could pull off gold chains and
diamonds and [ __ ] cuz you're a rapper.
>> No, no, I'm not. No one knows me as
that. You are a blue collar guy. There's
I don't even look good with jewelry on.
I silly.
>> I do too. I feel stupid. I never wear a
chain. I feel stupid.
>> I don't own a chain. I had a chain back
in the day. It had a little miniature
Tasmanian devil piece.
>> That was the tattoo everybody in high
school got.
>> Taz was the I want one now.
>> Taz with boxing gloves.
>> Oh, for sure. Boxing gloves. Boxing
gloves with the child's name. I have
that on my
>> uh Yeah, my friend Kenny got that. It
was his first tattoo when we were in
high school. Tasmanian devil with a
boxing glove. We were all like sick cuz
we cuz we're like 16.
>> The Taz was still to this day one of
like that and barb wire. If you had barb
wire and Taz,
>> dudes went so far with barb wire, they
got barb wire around their ankle, which
is
>> that's unacceptable.
>> A big mistake. It was Pamela Anderson
with the bomb. Remember that one?
>> She had it on, didn't she have it on her
ankle? Oh, she had it on her arm.
>> On the arm in that movie.
>> A lot of dudes had it on the arm.
>> Fairly okay. It's kind of a bad
decision, but it's okay.
>> Bad decision. But now ankle
>> any type of ankle accessory jewelry
other than like a a surveillance.
>> It really for me it doesn't work.
My ankle's way too bulk. It's a thick
ass ankle.
>> Right. Right. You know, it doesn't it
doesn't hold jewelry well.
>> No ankle does. No male ankle holds
jewelry. Well, I mean, I don't I don't
believe in it. Listen, I I'm not telling
you what to do. If you're a guy who
likes beads on your ankle, you feel
free.
>> If I go to Club Med and come back with
the braids and the ankle twist, you
know, then it's like we're on vacation.
>> Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd
for a man.
>> But, you know, people start acting
different when they go on vacation. I
have friends that wear different
outfits. Shorts get shorter, shirts get
tighter,
>> right?
>> Pieces of clothing just remove
themselves.
>> It's like wearing I I need to wear the
Velcro pants to just rip them off.
>> Sometimes when you're on vacation, you
just don't want to be yourself for a
week.
>> I feel that
>> just relax.
>> Can I just cut this [ __ ] tie off of
me?
>> I also don't want an agenda,
>> right?
>> I don't want to have like we're doing
this, we're doing that. I just want
vacation is not
>> to have a schedule. I think the schedule
should be around eating.
>> Oh,
>> that's what I believe. That's my my
feeling is like cool ancient things.
Like if you're in a cool place like
Athens,
>> you know, you definitely got to go seek
some cool ancient [ __ ]
>> But get get the good grub.
>> Speaking my language
>> now. Find the find the spots.
>> I was eating some rare scampy right in
front of the Pantheon.
>> You know, like there was a beautiful
restaurant known for scampy right there.
>> Wow.
>> And it was like
>> that's phenomenal. I was just recently
in Mexico City at uh at Teot Wakan.
>> Oh my god,
>> I want to go there. I was in Mexico City
only once for the UFC, but it was in and
out. It was one day,
>> you know, two days live there.
>> Mexico City is a dope spot, man. It's I
don't go places, but there's a lot of
>> It's New York.
>> It's kind of like a Mexican New York,
but bigger.
>> It is. It's always bigger. Bigger than
New York, right?
>> There's like 10 million people that live
in the place they told us not to go to.
>> Yeah. They told, "Yo, listen." I was
like, "What the [ __ ] is this massive
area here?" He's like, "Yo, don't go
there." But 10 million people live
there.
>> What is the population of Mexico City?
>> And I was getting that good lung
capacity,
>> right? If you're working out up there,
it's like I think that's really high
above sea level.
>> It is 10,000.
>> Is it 10?
>> Mexico City is 10. Boy, what an
advantage you would have if you lived up
there and then you go down to sea level,
you could [ __ ] everybody up. Your cardio
would be off the charts.
>> I couldn't believe myself. Yeah, that's
real, man.
>> I was just doing normal things. I wasn't
even working out,
>> right? Exactly. You just feel like
you're like got more blood in you
because you do
>> Whoa. low to mid 20 million people
depending how you define its boundaries.
Wow.
>> It's also unknown. There's no census
that I
>> Right.
>> It's also very it's it's lot lots of
shanty situations as well.
>> Oh, of course. Yeah.
>> The shooting that happened yesterday
>> where
>> at?
>> No. What?
>> Yeah,
>> a shooting. Oh, I did see something like
a just a crazy person, right?
>> [ __ ]
>> Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Takon, a popular tourist
archaeological site outside of Mexico
City.
>> That's where you're not allowed to go.
That's the Sun Temple.
>> You You're not allowed to walk.
>> You're not allowed to walk that
>> like what they're doing.
>> Just to that area and then you can't go
up.
>> And so this guy just started shooting
people.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, wait. You can't go there. He's
[ __ ] He's elevated. Yeah, that's the
Sun Temple. He's there with the gun and
there's a bunch of people like laying
down on the ground that were like,
>> "Oh, Jesus Christ."
>> Or something like he's like shooting
right at him.
>> So crazy.
>> He said something to them, too. I saw
something on Google this morning. He
said something to them.
>> That [ __ ] was hopping on one
leg.
>> Did you see the hopping?
>> [ __ ] Jesus Christ.
>> Yeah, I didn't see that.
>> Just going to go check out some cool
buildings and someone shoots your
[ __ ] Achilles tendon off,
>> bro. That's that that's one of the worst
injuries you could probably sustain is
an Achilles injury,
>> especially with a gunshot.
>> Shot.
>> Yeah. How many people died?
>> Uh I think one
seven people say seven people were shot.
>> One fatally shot.
>> The story of that area, that place is so
insane. I went down this long rabbit
hole because I I had read something that
the Aztecs didn't build that and that
they found it there and they they called
it the place where gods were born. And
so then I went into this deep dive on
the Aztec people and whoever was there
before them. It's a total unknown.
There's so much about that area like
themes. They don't who the [ __ ] were
they? They don't know. They just got
these giant stone heads that look like
they're either Polynesian or African.
and they're [ __ ] huge heads with a
helmet on and there's a bunch of them
and no one knows who made it. No one
knows what language they spoke. It's
crazy.
>> It's truly unbelievable. I I know
there's one native language that I
worked in kitchens my whole life. So
they would always joke with me that they
were speaking Totoaka and Totoaka is
definitely like a tribe from down there
and it's these mythical curing people
like these
>> the healers and we we happen to actually
my wife knows a a part a woman from the
lineage of that family. It's all just
crazy [ __ ] But regardless of that, just
the sheer fact of those buildings, I I
saw with my own eyes that that's not it.
There's more underneath. That's not just
It's all surface area sh
It runs deep. There's like cities on top
of cities on top.
>> They build them on old ones.
>> I mean, it's just like you tile the
floor. You just leave that [ __ ] You
just tile right over it.
>> Well, even in when I was in Italy, we
were in uh Rall and there's this
beautiful church up there. You go for a
little walk up the hill. There's a
beautiful church, old church, like from
the 1800s, but it's built on top of a
church that's like a thousand years old.
And there's a glass floor. You could see
through to the bottom with the original
ruins.
>> The same thing in Mexico City. We
>> They do that everywhere.
>> Well, there was these people making
their pilgrimage where they crawl on the
floor from [ __ ] hundreds of miles
away in Jesus's name just to get to the
church.
>> Oh, wow.
>> You I don't know what that is. some some
act of like some humbling act where they
crawl from hundreds of miles away to the
church
>> and everyone come I know millions of
people come to this it was [ __ ] crazy
>> that would be a religious experience I
don't want
>> it truly was I like I was just in there
and we caught sermon and I was just I
was getting [ __ ] chills like I just
from the way they spoke and the echo the
way that the the acoustics in this room
was
>> wow
>> it was meant to give you chills They
know what they're doing.
>> Yeah, they know what they're doing.
>> I don't want to go down the full like
Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this
video yesterday where he visited
Jerusalem and they were taking him to
this place underground where they mapped
it out and used archaeology to find out
that like I believe this spot here where
they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or
something.
>> It's all they found it underground and
they just built the city on top of it.
>> Like you're just saying,
>> there's all these phenomena like
>> but that is a common thing. Yeah. Yeah.
It's a common thing
>> where they find this is where he was.
>> No, no. I mean, it's a common thing
where they take old sites and they just
build the new sites on top of them. It's
a really common thing.
>> Well, it's kind of it's [ __ ] up, but
it's also like paying homage,
>> I guess. Kind of
>> keeping the same like keeping the same
vibe like there
>> Well, it's just like rebuilding a house.
>> Yeah. You want to keep some bones.
>> Keep good bones. It's like there's good
bones there,
>> right? I don't think people probably had
a really good sense of what history
would mean 2,000 years later back then.
You know what I mean? Like when they
were doing all this [ __ ]
>> They were busy. They were busy. They
left all kinds of chachkis, man.
>> Yeah.
>> They left so many chachkis. It's crazy.
Like I I feel stupid. Like what am I
like I have to do the same thing with my
time.
>> I have to constantly be I have to leave
cool [ __ ]
>> because they left cool [ __ ]
>> No, just because I feel it in me as
well. Like I get I get it,
>> right?
>> I get it. But when I went to the museum
down there, you see all these things.
It's like ornaments like like just
literal chachkis.
>> Uhhuh.
>> Things you would see ornamentally placed
by your grandmother on top of things or
like on top of doily just for decorative
purposes,
>> but also everyday things and just
everything meant something. Everything
meant something to them. And everything
was done with intention.
I I don't think that this was all
accidental for them.
>> They knew Well, they knew who they were
praising. All the little figurines for
the fertile women were these women with
big humongous hips and asses and big
breasts and stuff like that. These are
the nurturing women. Then they showed
the people who were supposed to be witch
doctors. They [ __ ] look like witch
doctors all crazy. Three skulls holding
crazy [ __ ] things,
>> right? like they determined
my view or these views of who these like
who people are.
You understand? Like statuswise and
species-wise like this is a barber. This
is a this and your idea of what that
person looks like a nurturing woman is
known to be a voluuptuous woman,
>> right?
>> Their ideas were there already. They
built all their all their little
chachkis and their little statueets that
they represent these women very
voluuptuous.
>> It would have been interesting to see to
hear their version of the world. You
know what I mean? Like I wonder what
they knew about the rest of the world. I
wonder how much they knew
>> how much they knew about like Europe and
Asia and how much they knew about
Africa. Did they know anything about all
that stuff? Like when they were existing
like whoever built to how do you say it
tot Wakan?
>> Yeah. Totan,
>> whoever built that, like how much did
they know about the rest of the world?
That's what's what's interesting because
we don't really know. We assume that
they were all isolated, but more and
more as time goes on, they keep finding
evidence of earlier and earlier
seafaring people. I I think they've
pushed people in boats back to 60,000
years. Now, let's see if that's true.
Put that in perplexity. What is the
oldest known use of boats?
>> Uh, also speaking of that, that Noah,
they think they found Noah's arc.
>> As long as there's been water, there's
probably been something to float on it.
>> Noah's Arc scans. We've brought that up
before.
>> Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey.
>> But yeah, it's been going around Twitter
the last couple days. I think they did
some new scans and found some stuff
underneath it.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> Um, let me find
>> I want to see that. But what was the
other question? The other question is
the oldest boat.
>> What do you guess? Take a guess.
[ __ ] it's beyond my thought. It's
like I I don't even know a number. A
number doesn't come to mind. Like as
long as there's been water,
>> what the [ __ ] does that mean? I don't
even know.
>> I wonder how long it took like early to
figure out that trees float. And if you
could figure out a tool once they
figured out tools, they must have
started making stuff. But when we see
all these ancient really like laser
diagnostic [ __ ] situations, they knew
already.
>> Yeah, that's different. That's
different. Like Egypt, right?
>> Um, archaic humans are crossing
substantial sea channels long before our
species Homo sapiens appeared on the
record. Whoa.
>> So implying intentional crossings as far
back as roughly 450,000
years ago.
>> You think about it. What the [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] polar bears and seals. They jump
up on a little broken piece of ice and
they float.
>> That's crazy.
>> That's a boat.
>> I Yeah,
>> that's a boat.
>> Yeah, that's what the polar bears are
doing. You're absolutely right.
>> They put their hand in the water as a
rudder. Let's go this way. Let's go that
way.
>> Yeah, they know what they're doing. They
know how to tip them over, get the seals
to pop off, slide.
>> It's years of evolutionary knowledge.
>> Yeah. 450,000 years is bananas, though.
I I thought it was like 60. Well, that
further up it said somewhere between 60
and 130,000, but this article here says
could be even more before that.
>> Was that most recent disco discovery of
a human skull that backdates human
beings? Not necessarily homo sapiens,
but versions of humans back to a million
years.
Was it homone? Not homoad.
>> It was that was a skull they had, but
they did new testing or something on,
>> right? And this it said they said it's a
million years old. So I don't think it's
us but I think it's it ex it co the
thing the question is it coexisted with
us.
>> Yeah it's about a million years old is
what it says.
>> So that might mean we're a million years
old. You want to see some [ __ ] or hear
about some [ __ ] that I just read the
other day that's nuts? You know how the
thought is that there's Neanderthalss
and that human beings bred with
Neanderthalss and that's how the
Neanderthal population went out. There's
a there's at least this one researcher
who has a different opinion and he was
using genetics to point this out. He
said that he believed that humans may
have created Neanderthalss.
So that humans bred with an even older
human species and Neandertol is the
offspring of the humans homo sapiens and
whatever this older thing is.
>> It didn't create a superhum though.
>> Well, Neanderthalss are kind of a
superhum,
>> but mentally they're known to be a
little bit like Neanderthal. No. I see
that's a that's a statement.
>> I'd like to know were they is Neanderl
really
>> an intelligence or is it dumb?
>> Yeah, we don't really know.
>> We're I'm a [ __ ] idiot. Like I must
be this.
>> They had bigger brains than us though,
which is weird. But it that might have
been to have better musculature, better
coordination. They were way stronger
than us.
>> Huge.
>> They were They weren't big. They were
like 5'7, 5'8. They're like
>> structure. Right.
>> Right. They're built completely
different than us. They would tear us
apart. They would tear us apart the way
like a chimpanzeee would tear you apart.
>> They just rip your arms off. Like
they're insanely strong
>> and their bones are much denser than
ours. But it says the gap between
genetics and archaeology leaves us with
an unclear picture of where the
Neanderthalss originated. Colonist
Michael Marshall details a surprising
new hypothesis that suggests they may
have come from us. So this was the this
was the thing that I had read.
>> Yeah, it's behind.
>> Oh, you have to buy a What is this? new
scientist. We should probably get a
subscription for them anyway. We use
them a lot.
>> They got good [ __ ] on there.
>> So, this I think the idea is that there,
you know, there's a they keep finding
these other versions of humans like uh
they found this thing called the Dennis
Oven and then they found this other one.
What do they call the big-headed people?
Which
>> finding these like what?
>> They find bones. China is one of them.
They found the big-headed guy they found
in China. You know, they find them all
over the world, man. They find these
bones that are just weird. You got to
think of how few human bones are going
to make it from people that are alive
right now. So few of us are ever going
to become fossils. So we're putting
together a version of the history that's
completely incomplete as far as the
evidence is concerned. There's just not
enough evidence of like bones. If we had
ever like look if everybody who ever
lived died and left their bones and then
future people could study their bones
forever. Boy, we would know so much
more. We would know so much more.
There'd be bones everywhere. But we
would know so much more about how things
work.
>> French did something with them. [ __ ]
catacombs. Put them on the ground. Build
some things. Make it decorative.
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details. The decorative
Noah's arc mystery deepens
as uh researcher blows lid on strange
rock formation in Turkey. So this this
rock formation is on Mount Ararat.
That's what it looks like.
>> This thing here in the middle. Yeah. And
they said it's the
>> Wait a minute. That's not AI.
>> Nope.
>> Is this all LAR?
>> So this is a picture.
>> Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual
image.
>> I'll show you the other ones they have.
God, that looks like that looks like
what somebody would send me in a
Facebook group chat
>> where they found Noah's arc. I'm like,
>> this [ __ ] right here, if it's not AI, if
it's AI, it should say it,
>> right? If it's not AI, God, that looks
like a boat. So, look, I'm not a
geologist or someone who's a landscape
expert, but that's an unusual feature. I
mean, what are the odds that something
looks exactly like a boat? Um, so then
underneath it, they scanned it and then
they're saying that these potentially
are hallways or
>> I mean that's the shape of a boat.
That's a [ __ ] boat.
>> The
>> Oh, so there's structure inside of it.
>> Well, the biggest issue is that this is
uh on the side of a mountain.
So that's not where the ocean is,
>> bro. The great the great flood.
>> It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it
says. So, if you're going to go with the
story of the flood, then you'd have to
say that we don't know exactly when the
flood happened because this would be
petrified wood or something. And I read
it takes somewhere between thousands and
millions of years to get petrified wood.
So, we'd have to be on the lower end of
the thousands because it's probably not
millions of years. And then tectonic
plates would have had to lift it all the
way up here to
>> No, not necessarily if the flood receded
when the water was that high.
>> Yeah. If it flooded the entire planet,
>> right? But then the question would be
where's all that water? Where
>> I don't think it flooded
>> all kinds of strange phenomena push
things towards the surface. Yeah,
>> this could be anything.
>> It could be anything. But boy, it looks
like
>> No, but what I mean is like Yeah, like
if it was down below, the water could
definitely push. Like everything could
be pushed as long as that's like
>> nestled in there.
>> I think a lot of this was good.
>> The universe [ __ ] with us. I think
it's part of the simulation. Part of the
simulation is the universe [ __ ] with us
and the universe shows you some things
that shouldn't be real by your version
of what is and isn't true.
>> AI.
>> Well, that's one.
>> That's pretty much what the [ __ ] it. No,
that's the explanation of it.
>> Yeah, right. That is. But then there's
stuff like this. If this isn't AI, it's
almost like the universe is AI. Like
>> looks like a big abalone. It's not real.
>> Whoa. So, does that line up with the
actual biblical?
>> So, that's where like this is even 5
years ago that this picture on the
screen was taken. So, I think that
they're they're doing whether or not
they're taking uh some liberties and
what the descriptions are or not, I
don't know. Cuz
>> boy, it certainly is a weird shape.
>> This is Noah's Arc right here. This
thing.
>> Yeah.
>> It looks like a [ __ ] river boat.
>> Well, that's
>> Looks like we're playing like we're
playing uh peanuckle on the river boat
there on that one.
>> Well, you had to get all the animals in
there, bro.
>> This doesn't seem like that would be the
one. What did you think it looked like?
>> I don't know. Like some [ __ ] mega
yacht.
>> I don't know.
>> Bunch of holes. And what's what is the
things the the staffs and holes?
>> Listen, I think I think the story of the
flood's a real story cuz it exists in
too many cultures.
>> And water is very unexplainable. Water
has no enemy.
>> And tsunamis, tsunamis [ __ ] happened,
dude. And if they happened and you were
in that area, you would think it's the
end of the world because you don't have
contact with people in Europe. You don't
have you don't you don't have contact.
So wherever you are is an apocalypse.
It's
>> the great flood.
>> You think it's the whole world's gone.
>> I don't know if there's anything
specific about the acacia wood, but I
remember looking this up last week and
it very specifically said acacia wood
was used to make the ark.
>> Well, I'll tell you this. Acacia honey
is [ __ ] unbelievably delicious.
>> Well, the reason he's bringing that up
is acacia is also rich in DMT. And
that's these scientists.
>> No wonder I like it.
>> There you go, Doc. These uh researchers
out of Jerusalem think that that's what
Moses's burning bush was. So where God
saw where Moses saw God as a burning
bush, that's what they think that means.
It's they were burning the acacia bush.
>> He was hitting the dees.
>> He was hitting the dees. He was hitting
the dees. He probably did talk to God.
God probably did have some good messages
for humanity in the early days when we
were
>> basically just savages. wild [ __ ]
creatures with stone tools.
Man,
we've come a long way. I mean, human
beings are still trying to figure it
out. And obviously, right, we're in the
middle of three [ __ ] wars going on in
the world, but we're doing better. I
think
>> Yeah,
>> I think we're doing better. We're doing
better in daytoday stuff. Daytoday
interactions with people are definitely
for the most part better. I've been I
you know I feel like I just feel like
we're at a place where everyone's going
to either they're going to come together
or we're going to just [ __ ] totally
rip our [ __ ] heads off,
>> right? My fear is that a lot of chaos is
going to happen and they're going to use
that as an excuse to have AI run
everything. And that's where things get
really [ __ ] weird.
>> That's where creativity dissolves,
freedom dissolves. You become some
little biological time card.
>> Bro, the other day I [ __ ] I posted a
picture of a frog that I AI generated
just because I wasn't able to get the
frog to do what the [ __ ] I wanted to do
in real life. Like I want the frog
holding frog popsicles.
He was being difficult. So I had to
[ __ ] use another guy.
>> And I these everyone was blasting me
like, "Yo, not you. Not you. I can't
believe you used AI. Like, yo, you're
>> what?
>> People were [ __ ] flipping out on me.
>> So, people are upset that you
>> I generated a picture of a frog.
>> Who is mad at you for this?
>> Whoever is on my Instagram. Huh? And my
fans and the people who who are, you
know, just hating on AI. I get I get the
idea of like using it in a cons, you
know, in a conniving way or in a you
know, but it was a picture of a [ __ ]
frog.
There it is.
That's [ __ ] good.
>> That's cool.
>> And I said that that was going to be my
album cover, but then
>> why they were like, "Yo, you're taking
away opportunities from other artists."
Well, let me just clear this up.
>> I wouldn't have hired you no matter what
because I do all my art work anyway.
There was no job to be taken away. So,
let's just if that's the argument, you
could throw that one out.
This is just tools.
>> It's good old fun.
>> Listen, I don't think
>> this is Photoshop pretty much.
>> Yeah. Look, it's beautiful. It's very
cool looking.
>> I get I get what people are saying.
>> I get it, too. I get after it was
explained to me by a younger generation
of mine.
>> I get you should hire artists to make
stuff. But do you know how long it take
an artist to make that unless the artist
is doing exactly what you're doing.
>> But the I get that, but I wouldn't have
I wouldn't have hired them in the first
place because I do all the artwork on my
own. Everything comes from me.
>> So it's not a job loss.
>> It wasn't a job loss no matter what. But
I get I get the the idea of it.
>> I get the idea.
>> Giggles, you know, like it's [ __ ]
whack that that's that's what people are
worried about.
>> I don't think I think it's just a bunch
of people looking for things to complain
about. A and then there's also like a
sentiment in the air which is that AI is
coming for everybody's job. So, anytime
someone's uses AI that could have been
used by people,
>> there's a certain percentage of people
that going to kind of rightly be upset
because it is, but you're not going to
stop it. This is the thing.
>> That [ __ ] that wave is 2,000 ft high
and it's moving 100 miles an hour and
you're not going to stop it. It's not
You're not going to stop it.
>> This is just what AI is.
>> Yeah. I didn't I didn't realize
the severity. I mean, I I guess I do
now, but
>> bro, it's alive.
>> It's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] for sure. These
things are alive and they're going to be
able to do everything for you.
>> I don't usually use any of those things.
I'm pretty, you know, Neanderthal when
it comes to this type of thing.
>> Yeah. See, the thing about the Neander
dolls is they don't know if they were
dumb. So, they used to think that they
were really stupid and then they
realized that they probably had language
and they probably had tools and they
probably had a sophisticated society and
they buried their young. And maybe we
just assume because they're brutish and
strong that they were stupid. But their
brains are bigger than our brains.
>> They might not have been myself in the
end though.
>> They have big eyeballs, too.
>> Looks are deceiving. You think that we
know some schlub
and here I come [ __ ] Mr. Seed you
with the base.
>> Oh my god. I did it this morning.
>> Swing that [ __ ] dude. That's
very impressive. It's a hard thing to
do.
>> And I got I got up to like 88 pounds on
that [ __ ] which is ridiculous. That's
a lot.
>> I started doing this new kettle bell
exercise. You do like an eight in the
air
>> with a kettle bell where you start it
like this and you go all the way up and
down like that. Oh yeah, that's crazy.
Bending at the and over around your
head.
>> Woo.
>> Serious deal.
>> Oh my god. Your your core, your low, you
don't realize like how weak that [ __ ] is
in those weird movements until you try
something like that.
>> That's why the kettle bells are the best
things. Kettle bells, the the the clubs,
>> the mace. Awkward stuff.
>> Awkward. I love all that stuff. All the
sandbag work. I'm still doing that every
day since I was here last. I know it
doesn't seem it, but I've lost like 20
lbs.
>> Congratulations.
>> Well, I got up to 300 again.
>> Damn.
>> And now I'm back down to 265.
>> I know you can't see it, but I'm kind of
jacked.
>> Well, you're very thick.
>> I'm jacked. I'm jacked.
>> Yeah, you're very like you're a bull.
>> I know, man. But I try I'm trying to be
>> You put the work in. It's just But you
The problem is you also work with food.
Delicious food. eating so much pasta.
>> Food. Did you?
>> I did.
>> So much is a funny way of saying
>> I'm not eating so much pasta.
>> By whose definition is so much?
>> I've I've cut it out a lot.
>> I'm trying to dial it in heavily. I'm
trying to really dial it in. I need This
is This is my life. It's all about being
dialed in.
>> Yeah.
>> I can't let it go cuz once I let it go,
it's it's going.
>> I hear you.
>> It's going.
>> Yeah.
It's hard once you once you get that
[ __ ] those carbs. Once you get that
pizza and that pasta rolling.
>> You know what? Once I stopped, I don't
even [ __ ] need that [ __ ] right now. I
don't even crave it. That's not I'm not
really interested in that.
>> A simple piece of toasted whole wheat
bread does it for me. Just jam that. I
don't need pizza. I've eaten enough
pizza in my life for [ __ ] 45
children.
45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate
the amount of pizza I've eaten.
>> That's hilarious.
>> So, I mean, I I feel like I've eaten
enough of everything that I've needed
to. Now, it's time to just fuel.
>> It's all about the fuel.
>> You're dialing in.
>> I'm I'm working out with like serious
dudes. Dudes that are like jacked out of
control and I'm the only one that's
rounded.
>> Do you have a ch a trainer that you work
with?
>> No, no, no. I just I train with dudes
who train every day and Okay.
>> One dude's a IFBBB pro and
>> Oh, bodybuilders.
>> Bodybuilders.
>> But I'm trying to do a little bit of
that.
>> I introduce my stuff. You know, no one
could really do the mason because that
takes a long time to like perfect that
work and everyone's way too tight,
>> right?
>> So, I do that on my own. I do like three
days of that with the kettle bells and I
do normal [ __ ] Deadlift. My knees a
little [ __ ] So, I'm doing zer. Zer is
my favorite squad. Anyway,
>> zeres are great.
>> It's my favorite.
>> It's really good for grappling and just
for elevating your testosterone,
>> bro. It's known to be like one of It's
It's definitely like a It's a jiu-jitsu
and it's an MM Every MMA fighter should
be doing that.
>> Yeah, it's big for wrestlers. The
ability to take people down and also
stuff takedowns, the same sort of
strength.
>> That that thrust. Yeah, it's it's
phenomenal. It's my favorite squat by
far.
>> It's great. The Dutch shoulder stuff
that you're doing, all that May stuff.
You must have like really strong
shoulders. I bet your shoulders never
[ __ ] with you.
>> Not anymore because I I healed myself
with the on it [ __ ] club. Yeah.
>> Like literally John Wolf helped me. I
would just hit him up like, "Yo,
>> those things are great." It's great just
cuz most of the time when you're
lifting, you're just picking stuff up.
Yeah.
>> You know, you're doing bench press. With
this, like you're swinging it over your
head and you're pausing out in front,
swinging it overhead. Think about when
you're doing jiu-jitsu, you get your
hand, your arm put over there and you
have that strength.
>> It's never in like bench press position.
>> Never. You're never like pushing
perfectly. You're always in like weird
>> Mhm. That's why yoga is really good for
jiu-jitsu.
>> I've been trying to do a little bit more
of everything.
>> Yoga is so good for you, man.
>> Pilates. Yoga.
>> Pilates is surprisingly hard.
>> Oh, it's one of the hardest things I've
ever done. Probably [ __ ] put the
goddamn things on my ankles. I was
laying on my back doing scissors.
>> Mhm.
Don't tell anybody. But yeah, I was next
to my wife.
>> Tighten up that man [ __ ]
>> bro. My man [ __ ] was like, "Fucking
that." It was like rock solid
>> and I told her, I was like, "Yo, this
hurts my asshole." Like, you're [ __ ]
literally making me work out a crazy
muscle. And she's like, "Yep, yep. You
feel it, right?
>> You got to go home with a sore asshole."
Ow. He's sitting on the bowl. Ow.
>> You got to wear the donut. You got to
sit on the cushion.
>> No. Remember those? People used to have
those at their house on the seat. We'd
have that like cushioning
>> on the toilet seat.
>> That one where you hit it? Yeah.
Remember that one?
>> Pink.
>> Grandma pink. Oh my god.
>> I just remember the smell of old ass
coming of of a toilet. Like a grandma's
ass or a grandfather's ass.
>> Yeah. Old.
>> I remember my father's [ __ ] smell
>> cuz it always Yeah. He smell He always
would throw a cigarette in the toilet
afterwards. It would smell like a shitty
cigarette.
>> That was back in the day where everybody
smoked in the house.
>> Oh my god. We used to have a ring. He
would sit and there was a ring up there
from the Rothman Blues.
>> What's a Rothman Blue?
>> It was a [ __ ] cigarette. Yeah.
English cigarette.
>> Wow. Ain't it crazy how doctors used to
recommend cigarettes? Used to be able to
buy cigarettes at a hospital.
>> Oh yeah. I've purchased them at
hospitals with the thing
>> in bed when the guy's in bed. Or you
could buy them in like they would come
around like a six-year-old kid would
come around with the thing
>> like a lady would come by with like a
box of different kinds of cigarettes in
it and the guy was like picking out
cigarettes that he could have while he's
in his hospital bed.
>> Yeah. Those are the days find one of the
pictures.
>> Those are the days. I remember the pool
machine was always my favorite when I
got sent to the store to go do this, do
that.
>> Yeah. Look at this.
>> Oh wow.
>> This has to be an ad, right?
>> Is it an ad?
>> That's the gold.
>> Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or
something like that. Was that Paul Maul?
>> Another different guy.
>> Another 1950s cigarettes are marketing
as being good for Look at the nurse is
lighting this guy's cigarette.
>> Happily crazy.
>> Well, he doesn't look sick. His hair is
done nicely.
>> When did people in We looked up this who
figured out the first cigarette, didn't
we?
>> Is it the same guy? Different nurse.
>> Oh, this is all [ __ ]
>> I don't know.
>> Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky
nurse. for the nurses.
>> It just reminds me of why why is America
so medicated?
>> Why are we just so [ __ ] medicated on
everything? And
>> because it works,
>> does it?
>> I mean, it doesn't do what you're want
it to do, but like as far as like mental
medications,
>> that [ __ ] works.
>> There's a lot of stuff that works. Sure,
Prozac has a legitimate effect on
people. They get accustomed to it.
>> Good or bad?
>> Aderall depends on who and it depends on
the dose, you know? know, it's like if
you want to say good or bad, I know a
lot of people that are very successful
that use Aderall. Uh I don't necessarily
know if it's bad. I think it depends on
who you are, whether or not you can just
use it when you need it, like to write
or something like that. I know
journalists that use it.
>> But if it's uh if it's one of those
things that you're addicted to, like uh
benzoazipine, you know, like uh
>> Michael Jackson,
>> that Well, no,
>> that wasn't the Michael Jackson one.
>> No, he was the Ladden. He well he died
from being sedated. He died from propul.
>> Oh, he was just sed and then pumped with
other stuff.
>> I don't think he could sleep at night. I
think he was just so mentally ill.
>> That's [ __ ]
>> That guy was too famous, man.
>> There's There is too famous.
>> Wait, it's deep.
>> Yeah. And
>> everyone on earth knows who Michael
Jackson is.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't think there's anyone who doesn't
know who Michael Jackson is. Even now,
if you're born now, you know who he is.
>> Yeah. I mean, he was so famous that even
after all the sexual allegations, all of
his music still played on the radio. It
was so
>> No one gives a [ __ ] So good. No one no
one cares,
>> right? Look, R. Kelly stuff, you barely
hear it anymore.
>> Yeah. And I'm not going to say anything.
>> Please don't.
>> I will not. I
>> He's a disgrace. I mean, it's
disgraceful, but his music was
phenomenal. It was like that changed
[ __ ] the whole vibe of R&B like
disgusting, unbelievable, nasty,
disgraceful things,
>> right? But if you separate the artist
from the art,
>> and that's the [ __ ] worst thing. You
can't do that. You cannot that it it
comes as a whole package.
>> But the my question is, how many of
those guys were like that way back in
the day?
>> You know what I mean?
>> Probably a lot.
>> A large amount. You see the sickness. I
don't understand why [ __ ] get a
little bit of money and start doing
weirdo [ __ ]
>> Like I like to garden
>> like island [ __ ]
>> Yeah. Like I like gardening.
>> I like stonemasonry.
>> I like working out and cooking,
>> right? But
>> why would
>> I'll tell you why.
>> I'm obviously not on that level, but I
don't see my mentality changing so far
off where I'm [ __ ] going to the
island, you know?
>> No, it's never going to happen. Even if
there was a new island. But the thing
is, you made money by doing what you
love. That's a very different kind of
money. These people are just trying to
make money. So when you're just trying
to make money, it's all about
experiences and items that you possess.
So you want to buy your own island, you
want a jet, what else you want? You want
a Ferrari, you want a bunch of [ __ ]
things,
>> you want things. And you keep getting
more things. And you want to do things
that you're not supposed to do. Like you
want to eat an endangered species.
[ __ ]
>> there's like a restaurant in China and
they'll serve you tiger they'll serve
you they'll serve you gorilla like
whatever whatever you want to eat
endangered species
>> I mean I've seen
>> I don't know if this is true but there
was a story that was written about this
place where you could go in China and
this is a story see if you can find it
there's a story about uh like it's one
of those things where it's like a a
gather it's not like a restaurant
>> it's a gathering
>> it's a gathering that happens like once
every year or something like that and
they go and they would eat endangered
species
>> I think I've seen which is [ __ ]
crazy.
>> But that's a billionaire crazy person
money thing. Like we're going to go eat
a tiger. You know what I mean? It's like
[ __ ] ridiculous.
>> Yeah. It's weird.
>> Crazy.
>> I I couldn't imagine. I couldn't
imagine. Like I don't even like to hurt
anything. I don't
>> Right. But that's because you're not
that kind of a rich guy. You're a guy
who made a bunch of money just by being
himself. And that's a totally different
enterprise than someone who's just
trying to make a bunch of money. The
people that are just trying to make a
bunch of money, they're never happy.
You're never satisfied.
>> Yeah. Yeah. They I mean I we I don't
know where anybody comes from, but I
live in a two [ __ ] bedroom apartment
my entire life up until recently.
Still might I still do?
>> Here it is. Crackdown on menu for
China's China's animal eaters.
>> This is from 2014 though. So they made a
>> What kind of riblelet meat is that? Look
at those [ __ ] striations that Oh, no
wonder the porcupine.
>> They changed the law because of it.
Well, to I mean I don't know if because
of it, but that's why it's probably not
talked about as much anymore.
>> Uh the diners of southern China have
long had a reputation for exotic tastes
with locals sometimes boasting they will
eat anything with four legs except a
table. Lol.
>> [ __ ] jerks.
>> So Pangalan So Panggalan's endangered,
right? Is are they endangered? Wasn't
that one of the things that they thought
was the wet market where
>> on top it says they had endangered
tortoises and snakes and porcupines in
cages
>> and imagine you're so nasty you want to
eat an endangered snake. Eating a snake
alone is gross. But you're so nasty you
want to you want to eat an endangered
snake.
>> I've had snake soupers.
>> I was in I was in Japan and I had
[ __ ] a good snake soup. It was
smoked.
>> Was it good?
>> It tasted like beef.
>> Really?
>> It did. It was supposed to be, you know,
>> make you [ __ ]
>> make you very versatile.
>> Oh, versatile.
>> What's the word? Verald now.
>> Versatile as well, right?
>> Yeah. It was a black snake, of course.
>> Ah, black snake.
>> Um, was it a poisonous snake?
>> That I'm not sure, but there was a
bunch. It was like this was a Michelin
star restaurant to Michelin star. And of
course it was like French Japanese
creations and [ __ ]
quite endangered.
>> Really
>> as endangered as I could get.
>> Endangered.
>> A little turtle. A little
>> But some turtles are not endangered.
>> I know, but I don't even like to do it.
It [ __ ] It's just It turns me off. It
turns
>> Dude, I used to have turtles as pets. I
used to have turtles and at one point in
time I had piranhas. Uh, turtles are way
more psychotic than piranhas. When I
would feed my turtles, I'd feed my
turtles goldfish and they'd swim around
and grab the goldfish and just bite them
in half.
>> It was crazy to watch.
>> They got those powerful jaws.
>> And I'm looking at them. I'm like, "Of
course you're a little dinosaur. Just
look at you. You look like a dinosaur.
You have this crazy stegosaurus shell
over your back
>> and you're swimming through the water.
>> Some neck comes out like that."
>> Dude, they were super aggressive. See if
you can find videos of turtles [ __ ]
up uh goldfish.
>> What about those big [ __ ]
>> with their hands all day?
>> Like the big snappers, big snapping
turtles. Those are for like Bowser.
>> Yeah. Have you ever seen one in real
life?
>> I've I've seen the big seat like the big
tortois in Hawaii, but I've never seen a
big snapping one.
>> I saw like a medium one, not a real big
one, but they look so freaky. Their
[ __ ] teeth or or their that beak
thing, that mouth.
>> Jacked up neck, too. Big [ __ ] huge
>> big [ __ ] huge clamp down neck. What?
There's one different type. What is that
one really crazy looking snapping
turtle? Is it a gar snapping turtle?
I've never seen I think it is.
>> I just pulled up. I've never seen this
one before.
>> Whoa. What the [ __ ] is that?
>> A ma mada turtle.
>> Whoa.
>> What the [ __ ] kind of head is that?
>> It's a triangle head.
>> Yeah, that's
>> with a weird nose.
>> That's That's weird.
>> I've never seen that.
>> It's eating a goldfish, too.
There you go. Oh, he just swallows it
hole. What a weird looking creature.
If you told me yesterday that this
didn't exist, I would have believed you.
If you told me yesterday this is AI,
>> what's the reasoning that a lot of these
these species go flatheads?
>> H, good question.
>> Mixing the bottom of the
>> cuz you slip right into the shell. I'm
sure.
>> Yeah, I guess so.
>> I'm sure you fit better in the shell.
You go hammerhead and heads like that
and [ __ ] stingrays and [ __ ] just
turns flat. Flounder,
>> right? That's a weird one. Two eyeballs
on one side.
>> What the [ __ ] is that?
>> So, this is a very timid turtle eating
the goldfish. He's just The ones that I
had, they swam after the goldfish and
grabbed them.
>> Look at this [ __ ] thing.
>> Whoa. Alligator snapping turtle.
>> Yeah, that's the one. The alligator.
This one is the one that turns into
[ __ ] Donatello. Look at that face on
that. See his
>> tongue down there?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, so its tongue looks like a goldfish.
>> A little worm for
>> So it tricks him.
>> Yeah.
>> Come get some. Look. Oh snap. Nature is
so evil. It gave me a lure in my mouth.
>> Nature has no mercy, man.
>> Nope.
>> No mercy.
>> No mercy.
>> Um, we were talking about smoking. This
I saw this today that UK has voted to
ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned
from smoking.
>> What? hasn't passed. It has to. It's
>> Wait a minute. It's on the screen.
>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going
to light up a cigar. [ __ ] It says
>> pisses me off. That's a crazy one.
>> I thought it was kind of fake when I saw
it, but I I looked it up. It's on It's
There's articles about it.
>> It's a draft law, they say, which
doesn't mean it's an actual law yet. I
think
>> I'm opening up a fresh box for them.
[ __ ] you. That's crazy. But that's just
We were talking about this yesterday.
>> They love They love having their [ __ ]
their thumb on you. It's government.
It's like when they expand government,
they got to give government something to
do. So what do they do? They come up
with more rules and regulations. And
they come up with more people to enforce
those rules and regulations. Even if
they don't make any sense,
>> bills, pass this, pass that. I got to
[ __ ] Everyone has an idea. Every new
politician has their ideas.
>> And they all want to [ __ ] control
you. That's what they want to do more
than anything. They want to control you.
That's their favorite sport. Their
favorite sport is telling you what to
do. I just had I had a beautiful dinner
with uh with our mayor of New York, Mom,
Donnie.
>> How is he? You like him?
>> He was He's 34 years old, bro. He's I
I've never thought that I'd be sitting
at a table with a mayor who's younger
than me and knows about [ __ ] rap and
like
>> Didn't he rap for a while?
>> I don't acknowledge that.
>> That's hilarious.
>> No, but he, you know, he was very nice
guy. You know, we had a nice dinner. I I
didn't speak politic. I'm not really one
of those guys. We just talk [ __ ]
>> Oh, okay. He was
>> What the [ __ ] do I know? I don't know
[ __ ] I don't know [ __ ] either.
>> Exactly. So,
>> the thing that I would always be most
concerned is who's financing him. What
is their agenda? What are they trying to
get him to do?
>> Because it's always money. It's always
about money. People are discovering New
York City Mandani's
>> That's a [ __ ] crazy picture, right?
>> He's rapping with an apron on. What's
that about?
>> Mr. Cardom.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> It's a wild one. shame the guy for his
mistakes of the past.
>> Let's just, you know, he's just doing
some wild stuff like with taxes and
things like he's trying to tax these
billionaires.
>> I saw that. What I'd like him to do,
>> brother.
>> Uh, yeah, sure. Why not,
>> son?
>> What I'd like him to do is [ __ ] help
alleviate Thank you, Sor.
>> Let me take the top off it for you.
>> Help alleviate taxes for people who are
born and raised New Yorkers. I shouldn't
have to pay for everyone else's
[ __ ]
>> right? At least give me a little break.
>> Not just that, but
>> they should be responsible with where
the tax dollars go. So before asking you
for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.
>> Oh my god.
>> That's not a [ __ ] big request. That's
like a pretty
>> pretty simple thing to ask for. But
nobody says that. All they ever say is
we need to tax you more.
>> This year was a mess. He came into all
of us when it was a a [ __ ] storm of
literal horrible weather. And the
[ __ ] city was an honest garbage hole.
It was a [ __ ] mess.
>> It got real bad with snow, right?
>> [ __ ] 7 ft high piles of garbage. Like
disgrace.
>> Now, why was that?
>> Because I don't know.
I would say the union rep wasn't
allowing the workers to [ __ ] go and
clean [ __ ]
>> You know, honestly,
>> when they're at odds, listen, I don't
know. I'm not I'd like to get to the
bottom of this.
>> Yeah. I don't know either.
>> You know, when they're at odds, they're
at odds.
>> Well, so there was a union strike. They
don't allow They don't allow any of the
sanitation people to move a muscle
unless their union rep says it's okay.
>> You go and sit in the [ __ ] truck and
take a nap until we tell you to move.
>> Right.
>> That's
me, too.
>> Listen, I'm with them because all the
fraud that's existing in that city, all
the waste that they've showed,
>> that is one thing you should [ __ ] pay
people for cuz the job sucks. Okay? And
it's super necessary.
>> It's the most
hospital.
>> Super necessary.
>> You [ __ ] have to pick up the garbage.
Goddamn it. Pay those [ __ ] people. I
mean, are they asking for unreasonable
amounts when you find out how much money
you spent on the [ __ ] homeless
situation? And it never got better at
all. Who's What are they getting? I bet
they're getting paid more than the
garbage people.
>> I'm sure. But they they get good
pension. Everyone Everyone works for a
pension.
>> It's all for security. Pension. There's
[ __ ] dental. How many times you going
to do dental? Yeah, but you should also
get paid. If you're [ __ ] if you're
moving garbage, you should get paid
well. Period. And for people to go, "Oh,
it's unskilled job." That's a
backbreaking job. You're slinging around
bags all day and picking up cans and
yanking on levers.
>> Far from unskilled.
>> Yeah. You try and drive that [ __ ]
truck.
>> It's also dangerous. You're hanging off
the back of the truck sometimes. You're
out there in the weather. It's [ __ ]
hard. You could hurt your back. It's
[ __ ] hard. It's a hard job. They
should get paid well.
>> And anybody who doesn't think that is a
[ __ ]
>> but you should definitely be paid well.
>> That's the thing about this world.
Everybody's greedy. They want it all for
themselves.
>> There's one thing they're doing. I just
found online. They're adding these giant
bins, which
maybe is better than piles, but
>> my boy.
>> Yeah, that'll definitely be better.
>> They're always adding these [ __ ]
bins. Yeah, but the problem with
>> goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a $100
garbage can for your house back in the
day from his cousin.
>> This is what I was told from my my man
in Middle Village.
>> How much?
>> $100. My boy Connie Gorgeous told me.
>> $100.
You have to buy a [ __ ] new garbage
can for your house one way or another,
no matter what. From Eric Adams cousin.
Oh, really? Show that again, Jamie.
>> $100. So that actually makes more sense
though that they're doing this big
because that also probably the problem
is if it does keep the rats out then
what are the rats going to eat? Then
you're going to have a bigger rat
problem. New York's got a [ __ ] giant
rat problem. I've been seeing less
lately cuz they're hiding.
>> Yeah, I've been seeing less. Well, it's
about to be summertime, so they're going
to come out
>> once again. If they pick the [ __ ]
garbage up, there'll be less rat
if they stop doing all the construction.
I mean, that's what breeds these rats
that come out
>> for sure.
>> You're digging these [ __ ] up. You're
you're disturbing their house.
>> Yeah, but they rely on people to eat.
The thing is this, it's a completely
uh coexisting
like the the monkey system. It's an
ecosystem. The rats and the people are
an ecosystem because the rats eat human
garbage and they live piled up around
humans for a reason, so they could eat
our garbage. And during the pandemic, it
was a real [ __ ] problem because no
one was going to restaurants for a
while. So the rats were everywhere. They
were freaking out. [ __ ] up.
>> They're eating each other. Rats do eat
each other. I had a rat eat it eat well
a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my
garage once.
>> Yeah, he died. Big fat rat, too. He
died. I heard the trap go off, but it
was like 10:00 at night. I was like,
"Fuck it. I'll deal with it in the
morning." I got up in the morning. There
was nothing left but his tail.
>> There was like some skin, the feet, and
the tail. They ate his entire body.
>> Yeah. Now there was a whole like garage
full like one of those uh I don't know
like a storage space. But in the street
>> Mhm.
>> you just heard them
[ __ ] the gate would be knocking back
and forth like they're having a goddamn
underground [ __ ] strike force in
there.
>> That's why when people get upset about
coyotes, listen,
>> bro, I heard them recently.
>> You need them,
>> bro. the [ __ ] pack of coyotes howling
and screaming during feeding
>> in New York City.
>> Well, upstate.
>> They do it in New York City, too. They
find them in uh the Central Park.
>> Yeah. Like an hour and a half away. It
was It's really something else.
>> A lot of them up there.
>> But you need them otherwise you're going
to have rats everywhere. Like there's a
balance to all this [ __ ] Just don't
leave your cat outside.
>> No, I saw a [ __ ] owl like this
outside.
>> Really?
>> [ __ ] in the daytime.
>> Let me reset this.
>> What is this?
>> Rats hiding. I think this was uh
>> Oh, yes. My They [ __ ]
>> Oh, yeah. They hide in your engine,
>> bro. Rat ate my [ __ ] boy's BMW
engine.
>> All the wiring.
>> Oh my god.
>> They chewed up all the the insulation.
>> Well, that's just that's not dead rats,
right?
>> What is that?
>> It's not alive ones.
>> Isn't that the stuff, though? I think
that's the stuff of the ceiling.
>> Okay. Yeah, I think
>> I think it's the insulation above the
roof of the uh
>> All right.
>> above the engine.
>> It's just they nested in this guy's
place.
>> Yeah, this says that the the trash bins
are going to get rid of a lot of the
>> How the [ __ ] does
>> you're not going to lower thing is
didn't we figure out that the number of
rats in New York City is pretty similar
to the number of people?
>> I would I would probably say it out it
out does it. How could you? It's just so
small. They [ __ ]
>> they don't really know. But someone had
told me that the biomass of rats was the
same as the biomass of people in New
York City, meaning the weight. But we
looked that up and that doesn't seem to
be true.
>> But if it's true that it's much it takes
much more to make up one human being. So
there's going to be 10 times more.
>> Sometimes people read things or write
things down and it's just not accurate
because like there are a lot of cases
where small things have a crazy biomass.
It's like I think the biomass of ants is
similar to the biomass of human beings
on Earth.
>> Wow.
>> Find out if that's true. Put that into
perplexity.
>> You ever see the ants that have that
little honey butt? They have a little
ball of honey on their ass.
>> Oh, I have seen that. What's that for?
>> It's a taste.
>> Be delicious.
>> Come get some.
>> Give me that [ __ ] ass.
>> Imagine if ladies started having that.
That's the new thing.
>> God, I'd eat so much ass.
>> No no nose ring. Now they just have a a
honey pot on their ass. Yes, it's how
you capture me.
>> Look at this. Oh, ants on Earth together
have about 20% of the biomass of all
humans when measured as dry carbon mass.
Okay, what about insects in general?
Maybe that's where they [ __ ] up.
Do insect What is the biomass of all
insects compared to the biomass of
people?
>> What are you typing this in? What is
this? What? What?
>> Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity.
>> Oh, beautiful.
>> Yeah. On a global scale, total biomass
of all insects is several times larger
than human biomass.
>> Wow.
[ __ ] that.
>> And all Smithsonian
>> bugs.
>> I love [ __ ] bugs.
>> Do you?
>> I love bugs.
>> We're lucky they're little.
>> I know. You're right. There's there's a
real like uh there's a there's a
generous amount of species up where I'm
at and I really enjoy them recently. You
can't be upset at them because if the
area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be
there.
>> Well, you're in upstate.
>> Yeah,
>> upstate's beautiful, but um check
yourself for ticks.
>> Oh, I do all the time.
>> Um upstate lime.
>> He got he got bit by a tick recently.
>> He caught it 3 days later. He already
had it, but he's good now.
>> Did he go in immediately get the
antibiotics? That's what you got to do
when you get that Lyme disease. You got
to get it.
>> Where do you think they usually capture
you? Like around the creasses. Yeah,
like your legs, your ankles, the way
they climb up on your pants.
>> But as long as they don't go up in the
[ __ ] Netherlands. Yeah, the nether
region.
>> That would suck. But I think it's a
systemic issue more than it is the
initial bite. The bite though, to know
that if you got Lyme disease, a couple
days after the infection, it starts
getting like a bullseye around it. And
that to a lot of people is uh that's the
the big sign that you've got Lyme
disease. But sometimes when they get to
the doctor, that circle's gone and the
doctor doesn't believe them. I've had
this happen to a friend of mine who's a
very smart guy and him and his son both
got Lyme disease and he couldn't get the
[ __ ] doctor to believe that it was
Lyme disease until his kid started
getting um what's that mouth thing
bar how do you say that
>> Julian Bar syndrome is Julian Julian
>> Julian bar syndrome
>> when it was seen
>> your fa half your face gets paralyzed
>> oh [ __ ]
>> Bell's pausy
>> right but there's a name for it I think
it's gue bar is very similar because
I knew a guy who had that and it was the
same thing and he was diagnosed with
guillian bar.
>> Does it go back or is it
>> Yeah, he it went back.
>> It does say that
>> Dice Clay had it for a while.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Dice Clay had half of his face and
he was going on stage with it. He didn't
give a [ __ ] Guan Bar syndrome facial
weakness or paralysis
>> with Dice. He talked about it. He
brought it up. It was pretty obvious.
>> That's what I'm saying. He was just
walking.
>> It was pretty obvious. Like half his
face was like it was crazy. Half his
face just wouldn't move.
>> [ __ ]
>> No.
>> Not good.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] happens, man. You got to
just deal with things as they come.
>> Mhm.
>> You can't really like who the [ __ ] knows
what this world is about and why ticks.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz those [ __ ] they're trying to get
you. And those little [ __ ] a large
percentage of them on the East Coast
carry Lyme disease.
>> For sure. For sure.
>> They're diseased little pricks. I spray
myself with a nice geranium spray.
>> Geranium?
>> Yeah. There's an elixir. There's like a
natural lavender, geranium oil, all
kinds of [ __ ] that you spray on yourself
that repels.
>> You sure that doesn't make them want to
bite you more?
>> No. No. It repels
>> for sure.
>> It brings other things, but it takes
those guys away.
>> It brings in ankle bracelets.
>> Yeah. Oh my god. Ankle bracelets and
[ __ ] and Brahmabul nose ring.
>> Yeah.
>> When I was in Mexico City, I was
dressed. I had I bought a [ __ ] jade
like yade. It's from over there. Brought
a jade necklace that was a little bit
too tight.
>> So it looked like a choker
>> like a dog.
>> Yeah. My boy told me I looked like I had
my nipple pierced in the picture that I
showed. Yeah. I looked like a [ __ ]
bear. I had circular glasses.
>> Scruff.
>> You could see a little bit of this
scruff.
>> Two
>> two chokers.
>> This is what I'm saying. You act
different on vacation. two had a [ __ ]
amber choker and a jade choker.
>> You would be killing it in the bear
community if you ever want to switch
teams. You would dominate the bear the
bear community,
>> right?
>> Just do it for fun. Like, [ __ ] it.
>> We'll [ __ ] some guys up. What's up?
>> What were we just asking? What was the
question?
>> You didn't I thought I thought I had a
question.
>> I forgot.
>> You got all off track with that comment.
>> Yeah, it's bear talk. Bear talk always.
>> Bear talk 101. What were we just talking
about before that though?
>> Uh, bugs,
>> right?
>> Bugs.
Ticks. Lyme disease. Okay.
>> Bar's
another one that's out now.
>> There's another disease that's out that
people are getting called alpha gal and
it's from a tick called the lonear tick
and it makes you allergic to red meat.
>> That's what that one you cannot get, my
friend.
>> No, that's [ __ ] up. I don't want
>> That's not for you. No,
>> that would ruin everything in your
>> I like so many [ __ ] bone and
fililelets. It's been crazy.
>> I'm saying
>> I need those gains.
>> There's no other gains like that, right?
>> Bison. I've been eating a lot of like
gains things like my diet.
>> Game is the best for that.
>> Sweet potatoes and game.
>> There you go. Sweet potatoes.
Phenomenal.
>> That's that that's what I I exchanged
the pasta for the sweet potato. Are
>> you uh do you eat rice?
>> A little bit. A touch. a touch.
>> I hear conflicting conflicting things. I
like it.
>> White rice.
>> There's a lot of things that I eat that
I like. I just eat them because I like
it. Like when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm
under no illusion.
>> Yeah. No, you know what you're eating.
>> I know what I'm doing. I'm not under an
illusion.
>> You like a good pasta. I know that.
>> Evan Funk pasta, right?
>> I know you like a good Evan Funk.
>> That dude, that dude can cook.
>> I had him I had him on my show early on
like before all his like his his success
and just kicked it off. If I loved his
He's a [ __ ]
>> He's a man and he when you care like
that. Yeah.
>> Like there's there's another guy Stefan
Seti in New York.
>> Oh my god. Stephanosi is another sicko.
>> Make amazing al Matarano. You know it's
all about the wooden dowel. That's how
they make the pot. It's all old style.
Nothing extruded. All
>> with the thing.
>> Yeah.
>> With the talking about
>> Yeah. Evans Places. Cuz you could watch
them make the pasta, you know, like
mother. He's got mother wolf. He's got
funk. Is it funky or funk? How do you
How do you pronounce?
>> I have no idea. I call him Funk. It's
like Terry Funk,
>> right? Probably Funk,
>> you know? I thought he was Terry Funk's
cousin.
>> Oh, they're making tortillini here.
>> No, that's that's that's Stephano.
>> Oh my god, look how good that looks.
>> This man right here, when I went to
Osteria Francescana in Modina, you know,
>> I love how you said that.
Machimo Batura's place. It was like the
number one restaurant for many years. He
was the chef there that was making all
the food. He was like a young man.
>> And then when he opened his restaurant,
Restor in New York, it was like
>> he takes such good care of my mother as
well. Like yo, he they they just go
above and beyond. He's a beautiful guy.
>> This is art. Like the way he's making
this food, this is art. This is a work
of art. He's performing art.
>> Bro, who' I have? I had [ __ ] Devin
Haney in the kitchen with me making
pasta with him. Oh, really?
>> You know, I like to bring these guys in
and do weird things.
>> That's crazy. That's awesome.
>> Devin Haney making pot, bro.
>> Yuri, bro.
>> I know.
>> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Crazy.
>> What an animal.
>> Well, I mean,
>> how ridiculous. I was so It's like
>> It's You kind of got to look at it,
right? Like, oh [ __ ] Yeah.
>> You got to look at it two ways. One, you
got to look at it from Yuri's
perspective, like he had it there. The
fight was over. The guy was hurt and but
you also look at from Carlos's
perspective. Carlos Olberg is hurt. He
can't move his right leg. They're
probably going to stop it in between
rounds. And Yuri is he can't move. So
Yuri's just poting him. And he's kicking
his one good leg. He's kicking his one
good leg and then boom, he clips him
with a left hook. I mean, with the with
the one punch that he's known for,
>> not just that,
>> step back hook,
>> the one punch that you can throw if your
right leg is hurt, a check hook.
>> Crazy.
>> Cuz when you the the check hook is one
of the like Alexander Vulcanowski
actually did a really good breakdown of
this on YouTube. But what he was talking
about is the check hook, you put all the
weight on the front leg a lot because as
the person's coming, a lot of the weight
as you unccork the punch is on that
front leg. And Bberg's that's a snake.
>> Like the way he throws that left hook is
so fast.
>> Was perfect.
>> And he it punch he threw one just to get
the just to get the the the the the
distance on the first one and then
clipped him again.
>> Perfect.
>> But Yuri man
>> So Yuri said
>> it looked like I I watched I I know you
were watching as well watching in real
time, but it just looked like he got
upset that he hurt his knee and he was
like, "Fuck fuck."
>> He clearly did get upset. I really do
think that he got upset. I do think
that's true,
>> but it makes no difference on
>> it doesn't matter. Carlos got him.
Carlos got him. He [ __ ] up. But that's
part Yeah, it's part of fighting. Like
you have to be ruthless. Like Khalil
Roundtree
>> is one of the nicest guys you're ever
going to meet. When he fought Modesus
Bukakus, he sidekicked his knee
sideways. Blew it apart. He was nuts.
>> And Khalil is one of nicest guys alive.
But
>> when you're in there, he's trying to do
it to you. You're trying to do it to
him. And if his leg gets blown out, you
have to take advantage of it because he
would take advantage of it on you.
>> I've been watching for a long time. I've
been watching Khalil for a long time
since the beginning. I remember
>> the change when he went to Thailand,
right? There was this change. He came
back from Thailand and he that's what he
did.
>> That was his first fight. He was [ __ ]
>> the first Anders. Yeah. And he looked
totally different.
>> Yeah. Me and DC were like, "What
happened? this because he was always
>> with the front leg and just like all
time super sharp.
>> He was super sharp.
>> That was nuts.
>> Yeah.
>> So that's it. So horrible.
>> So horrible to watch. But
>> just perfect sidekick to the knee.
>> Just blew his [ __ ] apart. That guy was
out for over a year.
>> I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.
>> Oh, it's so nasty when you see it
sideways.
>> Oh, because it started at the thigh.
>> I don't want to see it, Jamie. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
>> Oh, bro. It started at
>> Show me some um Khalil Roundry versus
Eric Anders.
>> So Eric Anders is one of the toughest
[ __ ] human beings to ever live
because he was getting lit up. His legs
were getting destroyed and he never even
flinched. He never even made an owl
face. He was never like there's nothing.
He just dead stoic the entire time. And
then I asked him afterwards was oh [ __ ]
yeah that [ __ ] hurt. But guys like Eric
Anders, he's been in he's been in UFC
for 10 years.
>> Yeah. decent career.
>> Super smart guy,
>> but he invested his money, bought a
bunch of houses. Very clever. That's
great.
>> Very smart. Yeah, he's he's smart. Good
to know.
>> Yeah, he's planning and he's just a cool
dude to talk to. But when Khalil came
look like we were looking at him, he's
like he's moving like a tie. Like the
hand movements, everything.
>> Yeah, he came back totally different.
>> That light front foot, it was like
full-on Muay Thai. And Khalil's always
been super fast. Like one of his
strengths is that he can hit guys before
they even calculate. Like his speed when
he's like really going after you like in
the Jamal Hill fight, he's got speed
that confuses guys cuz they're like, "Oh
shit." Like you got to recalibrate cuz
this guy moves faster than any of the
middleweights.
>> Nasty. And he's a lightwe nasty. Like
just
>> he's like a Well, I should say any
middleweight, but he moves like a
middleweight. That's what I should say.
He's got like middleweight speed but a
light heavyweight frame.
and he just started lighting him up with
like pure tie technique. And this was
the perfect kind of showcase for him
because Eric's not like a big wrestler
a brawler.
>> Oh yeah.
>> And with a guy like Khalil, especially
since Eric fights Southpaw. So when you
fight Southpaw and Khalil fights
Southpaw, it really opens up that left
leg to get attacked or the right leg,
excuse me, to get attacked because your
power leg is behind you. Whereas you're
fighting normal people that are
orthodox, it's usually you have to kick
them with an inside kick
>> if you're a southpaw. But southpaw to
southpaw like this, Khalil just can
light that leg on fire.
>> Oh, it was [ __ ] It was But it was the
sound it was making. Like when we were
there,
>> this was this was memorably different.
>> Well, he had just gotten really tuned
in, man. When he was in Thailand, he got
really tuned in. Particularly Oh, you
already got it in the second round. It
was particularly the first round
>> up before this, right? Which made him go
there. Which made him go to Thailand?
>> Johnny Walker. So Johnny Walker clipped
him with an elbow from in the clinch. He
hit him with a tie and KO'ed him.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Back when Johnny Walker was like very
explosive and Johnny Walker was uh very
wild. He fought wild. He fights more
calculated now.
>> Yeah. After I mean I feel like after the
worm it was a wrap after he hurt
himself.
>> Oh that worm thing was crazy. That
>> [ __ ] hurt like that. The shoulder is
one of the worst things to hurt and then
get surgery out. It never comes back,
right?
>> He blew it apart, too.
>> Blew doing the [ __ ] It was just
>> doing the worm.
>> Yeah. Being just have, you know, having
a good time [ __ ] up, bro.
>> I think that was was that Mishas or
Kronoff? I don't know who he fought dur
during that fight, but it was he fought
a good guy. And it's like Johnny Walker
when he was winning in the early days of
his fights in the UFC. He was just Yeah.
It's Cirinoff, right? Yeah. like that
kind of [ __ ] like these flying elbows,
like wild, reckless.
>> But he got KOed a few times by some
really technical people.
>> And then he he tried to be Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Right there. Like he [ __ ] his
elbow, his shoulder up.
>> I've jumped on the bed like that and
hurt my [ __ ] arm. You know when you
jump on the he
>> Yeah, he blew it.
>> You forget that your arm is connected
like that and like immediately blew his
shoulder out.
>> God, that's so silly.
>> [ __ ] horrible. Look at him. Looks
like he can KO himself.
>> Oh, you can see it pop out.
>> Terrible, bro. Terrible.
>> Some people just shoot themselves in the
dick.
>> I know they do. Yeah, there's a lot of
people that do. A lot of people ruin
their their life for no [ __ ] reason.
They can't help it.
>> I go through life trying not to shoot
myself in the dick.
>> Yeah, me too. It's like one of my
cardinal rules,
>> Cardinal.
>> I think everybody should abide by that.
Don't shoot yourself in the dick if you
can avoid it.
>> If you can avoid it. If not.
>> There you go.
>> Thank you, sir. You're welcome.
>> But uh you know, fighters are wild
people. They're doing a wild thing. Like
it's part of what makes them great is
that they take these crazy chances.
They're just nuts.
>> What am I silly?
>> Oh, you lift the top
>> where
>> the top top. It flips back. There you
go. And then push that button up. There
you go.
>> There it is.
>> I'm used to a torch.
>> Oh, here you go.
>> I'm excited for this. Uh
>> the Yuri thing was like Sorry. No, but
the Yuri thing was like I understand his
perspective,
>> you know, that he did [ __ ] up and he
could have attacked and been smarter,
but you can't
>> you can't have that excuse. He really
was upset. You could tell he was upset
right when Carlos Goldberg's knee blew
out. But here's the thing that impressed
me the most.
>> He's upset at him for [ __ ] blowing
his knee out. What are you going to do?
>> Well, he was upset at the moment, right?
He wanted it to be a clean victory,
right?
>> But Carlos wasn't upset. That was what I
was most impressed with. That guy never
lost composure. He tried a switch kick,
a jumping switch kick to the head
>> to see if it worked
>> and his leg fell out again and he fell
down again and scrambled.
>> But he never lost composure. He never
showed anxiety in his face.
>> Just a stone cold killer looking for his
moment and he found it. Yep.
>> CKB guys,
>> that's a world champion. That's that's a
world champion. I mean, that's that's
how you really become a world champion.
You have a blown out knee and you find a
way to KO a guy who's this wild
aggressive awkward dude, you know, and
he's coming after you. You got a blown
out knee and you just [ __ ] perfect
[ __ ] left hook.
>> Those guys from from the South Pacific
are a different breed.
>> Well, you know, he certainly is. I mean,
he's
>> just a lot just mentality camp
is unheard of. It's
>> Yeah, the camp is phenomenal.
>> Eugene Barman, the guy's the head coach.
super [ __ ] smart dude.
>> I went down there 2018. I went down
there and I I saw Izzy before the
Brunson fight and it was like in the old
CKB and I I had them come through and uh
Eugene came out. I was DJing in New
Zealand for for an evening my friend's
restaurant and I had them come. That's
awesome.
>> Yeah, it was dope.
>> Oh, that's cool. You're DJing at a
restaurant?
>> Yeah. I was DJing. I, you know, I play
all kinds of [ __ ] weird like uh 70s
funk African music, Brazilian music.
>> I just happened to be down there and
everyone came through. It was a good
time.
>> Oh, here's something that people are
saying is real. It's not. But I found
out today. Everyone's saying that Hamza
Chamay and Gordon Ryan are going to
wrestle. It's not true.
>> RAF.
>> Yeah,
>> I like RAF.
>> I I like RAF, too.
>> I like I like there's like something new
and exciting.
>> Sure.
>> I don't particularly love the the
action. I I like wrestling,
>> but it's not as exciting as the like the
entirety of the event. You understand?
>> Right.
>> Like the press conference, the people
involved, the actual
>> moves. I prefer fighting and just like a
different type of like combat,
>> but it still gets me going. I enjoy it a
lot.
>> Look, it's the most important skill in
MMA.
>> It's the most important skill, but I
like when you mix it. I don't like it
singularly more than anything else. I
understand, but the reality is in order
to be at an elite level, you have to do
it by itself. I think for the most part,
>> George St. Pierre might be an example of
a guy who violates that law
>> because George didn't really wrestle in
college or high school. He uh learned
how to wrestle from a bunch of Russian
nationals in Montreal.
>> Well, that works also.
>> If you didn't start wrestling when
you're 5 years old, that's the other way
to do it. Two, three years Dagistan,
that's right.
>> Two, three years Dagistan. Send them
there. Forget it.
>> And forget
>> I mean, but I'm excited. I'm excited for
Kamzad and and Sean Strickland cuz I'm
It'll be in Newark. I'm going to be
there.
>> Yeah, I'll be there.
>> Sure, dog.
>> I'll be right there.
>> I'll be there, too.
>> Yeah, you'll be there. The White House
thing I'm excited for, too.
>> I want to ask to go, but I don't know if
it's just a lot. It seems like a lot of
[ __ ] hoopla. I might just watch it on
TV.
>> I I would watch that on TV if I was
wasn't working there. I think the the
Strickland and Hamzot fight is going to
be very interesting. Strickland is not
an easy guy to take down and he's not an
easy guy to hold down and he's a very
difficult guy to hit on his feet and
he's got a super awkward style. His
style is very clever. It's very
different. It's not something that's
easy to replicate as far as timing in
the
>> He reminds me of B hop
>> a little bit,
>> right? He reminds me of like B hop, but
just a little bit more slap. Not sloppy,
just a little bit more
>> loose.
>> Loose and wild.
>> Yeah, loose and wild. And then also it's
because he has other options, right?
It's cuz he's kicking. It's cuz he's
taking you down. Those are scramles. His
TE off his front legs. Phenomenal.
>> He just throws good straight punches,
man. Just good hard straight punches.
>> His [ __ ] jab is so accurate. You You
know, people think of a jab as like, you
know, it's not that big a deal. that guy
thumps you in the face with a jab three,
four times, you're kind of [ __ ] Your
nose is broken, bleeding, or at least
bleeding.
>> Well, there's three kinds of jabs.
There's the soft one, then there's that
stepping is a [ __ ] hard jab, you
know, like
>> throws them all.
>> Yeah. That that guy Azima Mazeranov.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> He uh he just lost Apollo Costa, but
that guy has one of the most evil jabs.
He like steps forward and he'll like jab
hooks at you.
>> Yeah. He turns that it's almost like a
hook. Yeah.
>> And he knocked out um [ __ ] what is his
name? Uh Rockich. He he knocked out
Rockage with that one punch. Stepped in
with a jab.
>> Rockage is chin went a couple couple
fights ago. But you know,
>> Rockic is a he's been in some wars. He's
an war, but he's an it was a good fight
until that moment. But uh Mazarov, I was
so impressed that he just wouldn't
abandon that strategy of going after
Paulo Costa.
>> He's I mean Paulo looked good. He looked
[ __ ] phenomenal at this weight in his
corner. I would say, dude, never go back
to middleweight. You are a [ __ ] light
heavyweight champion.
>> Yeah, 100%.
>> He's a light heavyweight champion.
>> One million%.
>> And while this guy while Carlberg is
going to be out for a year cuz he's
going to have to get ACL reconstruction,
you know, could be the interim light
heavyweight champion. Like, no doubt,
man. I really think he could pull that
off, dude. At light heavyweight, he's
[ __ ] terrifying.
>> It's crazy.
the Holocaust of old.
>> Oh man, [ __ ]
>> When he was when he was destroying
people on his way up through the ranks,
man.
>> That's what I'm saying. Like to to see
him go from there and then to like have
those little hiccups and [ __ ] like that.
And it almost seemed like he was a joke
at one point when Izzy humped him made
it just made him look [ __ ] so less
than as a human being
>> when he's really just
>> Izzy mind [ __ ] him.
>> He [ __ ]
>> Yeah,
>> he [ __ ] him over for a couple years,
right?
>> For a couple years. That's how crazy
that fight was.
>> He just He's just coming back now. The
Luke Rockold I think helped him.
>> Mhm.
>> But even Luke almost [ __ ] knocked him
out,
>> bro. That was a great fight.
>> Holy [ __ ] Why you put that in Utah?
>> Wasn't in Utah.
>> High altitude. Yeah, good point. Yeah,
>> if that was somewhere else, I don't
know.
>> Well, it was a great fight.
>> Yeah, it was fun.
>> And that was like Luke's like last
really great performance where he still
looked like a world caliber fighter.
>> For sure.
>> But I think Hamzad against Azamat was
the best. Hamza or excuse me when I
think uh Paulo Paulo Costa against
Azamat was the best Paulo Costa I've
seen in a long time. I mean he looked
better because he looked physically
stronger like being at light heavyweight
didn't at all look like a stretch. In
fact, he looked like a better place for
him. Like when I was listening to the
sound of his punches and his kicks, it
was even harder than before. He didn't
look fat at all. He looked like a
perfect light heavyweight. Like I think
he's probably at least at this stage in
his life cuz I think Paulo's like 34
now. He has to be.
>> It would be way better for him to
compete at light heavyweight. And
there's a lot of perfect line. Yeah.
>> At at light heavyweight. 34 is almost
prime. Yes. Like at light heavyweight.
That's a great age.
>> Sure. Well, that was like when Izzy was
on top of [ __ ] He was around 34. Jon
Jones was a little younger. Well, Jon
Jones was youngest champion in history.
That's a different guy. But like when
you look at Paulo Costa's performances
and then you look at this last one,
you're like, I that might be the best
Paulo Costa of all time. He looked
[ __ ] phenomenal and he ate some big
shots from Ozamat and just didn't even
flinch.
>> Didn't even flinch.
>> I can't even imagine how that man cuts
to 185. Like it's it's truly
unbelievable that that muscle mass that
goes away
>> during that is just it's like weakens
him. It weakens
>> fully depletes your body.
>> Yeah. I think him at 205 is really the
way to go cuz I guarantee you he's
probably walking around at about like
2:30 or something. He looks
>> He'd be a good [ __ ] heavyweight too.
Throwing up there. He said if Derrick
Lewis falls out of the White House card,
he'll step in at fighting heavyweight.
>> Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hoken
at that weight because they're both
similar body types. I'm not similar.
He's allowed me.
>> How dare you?
>> How dare you? Excuse me. I was I meant
weightwise. They're both around 240, but
they look a lot different.
>> A lot. I don't know if Ho gets ready for
that yet. That's crazy. Unless he could
take Paulo down. He's going to get
That's a It's a fun It's fun. He sees.
>> It'll be fun cuz he'll go after him.
>> She's giving he's
>> blades is very different than Paulo
Costa when it comes to striking. Paulo
Costa is [ __ ] terrifying.
>> But I've also shook I've sh How do you
say shook and shook his hand? I shook
>> Curtis Blad's hand.
>> Oh, the giant.
>> It's [ __ ] four times the size of a
normal hand.
>> Oh, yeah. Curtis Blades.
>> To be punched by that hand that many
times and to not go down is pretty
impressive.
>> Well, also impressive for Curtis. Curtis
had a blown out eye socket, a broken
nose.
>> Curtis is the man. I I love Curtis. He's
a good dude.
>> Incredible heart. Incredible heart. He
just did not after all that [ __ ] that
Josh Hoka talked, he did not want to
lose that man. He w He gave everything
he had. There was not a moment of quit
in that fight for Curtis.
>> Yeah, he could have scored it for him if
you wanted.
>> Well, I don't think so.
>> You could not, but you could have.
>> I don't think so. I don't think so. I
don't think that would be reasonable.
But he certainly
>> Yeah, but that's not fair.
>> Yeah, you're right. It's egregious. It
could be.
>> He might have won a round. But the the
the most important thing is like that
guy, he gave it what he had. He gave it
he could be proud. He he could be proud.
That guy, there's not there's no
question at all. That guy left nothing.
There was nothing left in the tank at
the end of that third round, you know,
and that's all you could ever ask.
>> It's a [ __ ] beautiful fight to watch,
especially from heavyweights, man. But
it makes me sad, too, because I'm like,
"Boy, you can only do a few of those."
>> That's probably the last one.
>> I mean, I always go back to like
>> of that,
>> the Kane Velasquez, Junior Dos Santos
ones.
>> Nasty.
>> Nasty.
>> Those were so hard to watch, man.
>> It's nasty stuff.
>> Cuz Kane just didn't get tired. Being in
there with a guy like Kane who didn't
get tired, you're constantly getting
punched in the face, constantly, and
it's just nothing but heart keeps you
there until the fifth round.
Kane, man. I just want to shake Kane's
hand to give him a hug.
>> He's out.
>> Yeah, I know.
>> We were trying to get him on the podcast
before he went in, but the judge
wouldn't allow it.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I definitely have him on now,
though.
>> I love Kane. I He's in my top. I don't
think there's a goat, a real goat in
heavyweight because I think there's
times where one guy would have beaten
all the other guys time.
>> Everyone had they had different moments
though.
>> Yeah, he's in the GOAT category
>> for sure. There's a goat I I would say
in heavyweight there's a goat category.
You got to put Stipe in there because he
defended the heavyweight title more than
anybody. He beat Enhano when Enano was
in his [ __ ] prime and got rocked a
bunch of times.
>> Crazy fight, too.
>> Crazy fight. Crazy fight. Crazy fight.
So, you got to give it to him. He's He's
always going to be in the GOAT category.
Kane Fedor, of course. Fedor is like
>> the real connoisseur, the real hardcore
MMA heads. They're like Fedor is the
goat.
>> He's the one.
>> I always have everybody forgets about
Fabricio Verdoom because Fabricio
Verdoom tapped Cain Velasquez, Minotauro
Noggera, and Fedor. And he tapped Fedor
when Fedor was Fedor. Like everybody
looks at a guy like when he lost a bunch
of fights or they didn't go so well for
him and later in his career, he's in his
late 30s. When you look at Fabricio
Verdoom in his prime, he's in that
range, man. He beat Kane Velasquez. He
beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win
the title.
>> He has that resume more. I mean,
>> bro,
>> at that time, those are heavy hitters,
>> bro. I mean, he beat the best of the
best. He beat them all and he tapped
three of the all-time greats. Those are
Minotauro for sure when he was in Pride.
He's in GOAT category, but then you got
to give it a more like Fedor is a notch
above him because Fedor beat him and
beat him with ground and pound. But then
the other guys are Kane and you know you
always got to think Kane prime Kane
against anybody ever man. Who knows?
Prime Kane was just an unstoppable
tornado of punches and takedowns and no
no tired, no fatigue. It's not coming.
Like you think he's going to get tired.
He's never going to get tired. He's
going to keep punching you in the face.
Top tier wrestling. And [ __ ] Probio
tapped him too.
>> And he's Mexican.
>> Yeah, he's Mexican. A lot of Mexicans
have great cardio, man.
>> They have great cardio and unbelievable
[ __ ] heart and chin. I wonder if it's
from high altitude genetics, you know,
like you were saying,
>> genetics from warriors is warrior
genetics. It's 100%
>> Vulcganowski has the same thing just
from a different type of
>> a different type of indigenous tribe.
You know, the Macedonians and the the
the crazy [ __ ]
>> the the the the up in the mountain
people,
>> right,
>> that are 56 with hands like [ __ ]
>> Morab.
>> Oh my god.
>> Morabish Willy also
>> warrior genetics
>> 100%.
>> Yeah,
>> that dude I've never
A lot of these athletes if they had it's
like if they were had a little size
they'd be playing any professional
sport,
>> right?
>> You know.
>> Oh yeah, for sure. Especially if you
have the mental toughness to reach
championship level.
>> But I've also seen a lot of fighters
can't throw a [ __ ] baseball. Like a
lot of fighters that can't do anything
else. Like I grew up playing baseball. I
could play every single sport because of
the dexterity baseball showed me. I feel
like baseball and basketball are the
main sports to show the child early to
to create dexterity.
>> That's a good sport for competitive
drive, too.
>> And gymnastics. I've heard Khabib say
that you keep your child in gymnastics
till they're 10, then they could do
martial arts. I'm following father's
plan.
>> Well, that's actually very smart because
then you develop like crazy body
control.
>> Bro, I was [ __ ] shredded.
>> 6 years old, shredded already, bro.
>> Right. From gymnastics.
>> I've never had an ab, not even as a
child. I've always had a [ __ ] a
little bubba.
>> I've always been a little bubba.
>> Hey, man. It's part of your charm.
>> It is. That is part of my life. If I was
shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.
>> You think so?
>> Let's find out.
>> Probably this.
>> Let's find out because I'll be [ __ ]
shirtless everywhere posing.
>> This light,
>> they might not like that. Try this one.
>> Yeah, this light is died out on me. I
buy them new and they still die out
quick.
>> You got to get you a torch.
>> This is a I mean,
>> that that's like a mini That's like a
little mini. You got to get you a like a
mini welder. M
>> the mini welding one works well.
>> Wow.
>> Underwater welding torches for the
cigars.
>> So this Hamzot and Strickland thing, it
to me it's going to be what what can
Hamzad do on the feet? Can he clip him?
And can Strickland stop the takedown?
>> I don't even like it's it's so hard to
even think anybody could stop Hamzad
right now at anything.
>> It's true.
>> It's like you're not even going to get
to throw hands with him. He's just going
to be smiling, laughing. thing you think
is going to [ __ ] take you down and
manhandle you like no one's ever been
manhandled before.
>> His timing and his takedowns is [ __ ]
insane. So good.
>> Watching the the training, the speed,
and he's like it's equivalent to like
Allan Iverson doing a crossover.
>> He's doing it with that type of like
>> flare. If I was going to make an
argument against it, I would say he's
handling guys that don't have a big
background in elite wrestling. They're
not like elite grapplers. The guy that
he fought that was an elite grappler
gave him problems. No, Gilbert Burns for
sure, but that was
>> Gilbert Burns [ __ ] him up.
>> He did, but that was like more standup
[ __ ] him up.
>> Yeah, but if you took him down like
>> Gilbert can get back up to his feet.
>> He's one of the most elite players on
the floor, right?
>> Yes. Especially back then, you know,
Gilbert just retired. Congratulations,
Gilbert.
>> Tremendous career.
>> Tremendous. But he they were they were
banging it out and Hamza fought a
completely different kind of fight. He
tried to like slug it out and I think
his ego got in the way cuz Gilbert
clipped him a couple times, dropped him,
rocked him,
>> Gilbert was a wild boy.
>> I was [ __ ] screaming during that one.
>> He in his prime, Gilbert was so [ __ ]
game. He was so g It's so dangerous,
man. He knocks people out.
>> So, uh I was going to say Camaro Camaro
Usman and that was a short notice fight
that Camaro took at 185. Unbelievable
fight
>> and in the third round Camaro was
winning. I was like this would have been
very interesting if it was a five round
fight.
>> 100%. I I feel like I mean it's hard to
predict but I Camaro had the he had the
momentum 100 million%.
>> Five if it was a five round fight and if
Camaro had a full camp cuz you're taking
a fight on that short notice like that
you don't trust in your wind
>> like you would trust in your wind if you
just went through 12 weeks of hell where
you just know you're in [ __ ] tippy
top like his knee barking also I'm sure
>> his knee's always barking. He's such a
warrior when he gets in there he fights
like it doesn't matter. I mean, you
know, he they were in the wrestling
positions for a while where he like he
wasn't able to really do much, you know,
like as far
>> he defended wasn't able to do anything
to him.
>> That's what I'm saying. It was like a
stalemate kind of they were just like
there
>> where with everybody else Hamza
basically ragdolls them, mounts them
rolls you around. It was like a [ __ ]
video game like Rolling Thunder.
>> That was crazy. And him and Kevin Holl
had so many words before that too. So
there was a lot of anger in that, you
know.
>> That was crazy. That was a wild.
>> That That was really And they had like
gotten some sort of an altercation
before that at another event. So, there
was bad blood there. So, it was like
Hamza just wanted to prove a point.
>> Yeah. You know, these these guys aren't
really playing. They they they play by a
different set of rules coming from that
uh that block.
>> Yeah. Yeah. That's a [ __ ] war.
>> It's a different block.
>> It's a war zone, son. They they're used
to actual fights
>> for sure. Yeah. Like to stay alive
>> like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scary [ __ ]
man. That's a fight, though. It's a
really interesting fight. It It's We're
going to know real soon like early on in
the fight whether or not Strickland can
avoid the takedown and whether or not
Hamzot can hit him and whether or not he
can avoid getting hit cuz Strickland
will set some traps. He's sneaky with
his striking. Very clever. Very clever
with his striking.
>> I mean the the also Hamzad had the issue
coming off of that off of CO. He had
that long
>> long COVID where his lungs were [ __ ]
for a while.
>> Well, you know what that was? He
wouldn't stop training. So he got COVID
and trained hard like a [ __ ]
psychopath all through CO to the point
where he was getting bleeding out of his
lungs.
>> Oh no [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> He was coughing up blood. He just
apparently he's an animal. They just
can't keep him out of the gym.
>> They just can't keep him out of the gym.
And so he kept training while he had CO
like and it got real bad to the point
where he was hospitalized. That's I I
don't that that's a different type of
level of being able to just like push
past like physical sickness
>> cuz co is [ __ ] up
>> or
>> push past to the point where you're
almost dead.
>> Yeah. But also
>> and still showing up doing rounds.
>> I I think I had mentioned this but I I
was training with um Pelino and Pereira
before the first analyia fight and we
got sick the same way.
>> Oh wow.
>> Neuro everyone like I was sick. Neuro
>> virus. Bro was [ __ ] so sick and he
went and did the fight.
>> Did the whole thing. He was as sick as
me apparently.
>> That was the first Uncleai fight.
>> First Uncleai fight. I [ __ ] literally
was knocked out for 10 days and this
motherfucker's training, traveling, and
fighting for
>> with virus. Yeah.
>> For the championship. And it wasn't it
wasn't a it wasn't a Pereira fight, but
it was not horrible.
>> No, it wasn't terrible. He lost, but
then the second fight I was like, "Holy
shit."
>> I see them training now. Bro, he looks
like a [ __ ] behemoth at 250.
>> He's in 260s now.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> He's They weighed in at 263,
>> bro. That's him at 263 is scary.
>> That's nuts.
>> That guy fought at 185 just a couple
years ago.
>> Sc Well, this is this is his true body
type. He's He's meant to be a cowboy.
You know what I mean?
>> He's like a [ __ ] Brazilian cowboy.
>> Amazon warrior jeans. Same [ __ ] we were
talking about. That's what he is.
>> It's the bone density stuff. It's not
it's like it's true
>> genetics
>> indigeny.
>> It's true. It's it's re you look at
certain people and you see the past
>> right
>> I see warriors
>> bro
when that song comes out
>> chants were made to excite they would
they to conjure up spirit. That's what
he [ __ ] does. He's conjuring up
spirit. That's why Yuri was so scared of
the black he was going to SHRINK HIS
HEAD.
YURI YURI ASKED HIM in the second fight
to not use spiritual warfare.
>> So good. That's Come on. There's no
there's no there's there's no movie that
could write this type of script. I love
this [ __ ]
>> Yeah. I felt bad for Yuri, but I felt
great for Carlos at the same time. It's
like I
>> I love that whole team and all those
boys out there. I'm
>> Yeah, they're great guys.
>> I like those guys.
>> It's like look, I get it. It's a hard
pill to swallow. I get it. You did back
off. I get it. But also that guy just
>> you can only blame yourself on that one,
man.
>> He found a way to win. Found a way to
win in the most spectacular way
possible.
>> That's the only thing that should really
be spoken about is that is is his will
and his like his his ability to fight
through that,
>> bro. Torn ACL. They're carding you off
the [ __ ] field.
>> I know.
>> Everyone's crying that their career is
over in football. Carding you off the
field with your heads like that. This
dude's [ __ ] knocking homie out for
the for the light heavyweight
championship of the world.
>> [ __ ] crazy.
>> So to to have that type of will in you,
you could only just be mesmerized by
that.
>> I know. It's nuts, man. If you think
about it, like how many great fights are
out there to be had, how many great
fights have been had. I mean, those
moments like that. That's like you can't
that that's one of the things that makes
a sport so exciting. Like you couldn't
have imagined that he would blow his
knee out and then you could have
imagined that Yuri would pause and not
know what to do. And then you couldn't
have imagined that Carlos would knock
him out.
>> That's Let me ask you something about
the footing in the in the in the
octagon.
>> Did his foot slip? Was this slippery in
there?
>> I think it was just a placement issue.
>> Oh, he placed it wrong and it
>> Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know,
you're moving weird and
>> So you overextend. Did he miss?
>> It looks like it just blew out, man.
>> Cuz that [ __ ] just just weird. There's a
video of Carlos blowing his knee out and
it looks like they're in the middle of a
wild exchange. He moves his foot in a
certain way and it just pops and you can
see it go up the back of his leg up. It
was nasty.
>> It's nasty. Yeah, it's horrible. And
it's going to take a long time for that
thing to be better again.
>> But
>> he won. He's the world champion.
>> And then Paulo Costa interim champ. If I
was the [ __ ] captain of the ship,
that's what I would do. Hey Paulo,
you're a [ __ ] star. Maybe on
>> I mean I know I know that Pereira just
knocked him out, but he deserves to be
in. So here it is. So he placed his leg
weird and pushed off and it just blew
out. See,
>> it looked like he was on
>> just a freak movement.
>> He didn't step on the on the paw of the
foot. He stepped more on the on the
inside like that like the angle of the
of the step. Well, it was definitely
weird because they're in the middle of a
scramble, you know,
>> but look at him.
>> And look at his athleticism right there.
The way he just spun off that and stayed
on that left leg. Yeah, I know. That's
nasty.
>> When that happens, your your leg is just
so unstable. The crazy thing is there's
guys in the
>> See how it's like
>> that fight with no ACL. They have no ACL
and they fight in the UFC. I know Rafael
Rafael Dos was doing that for a while.
He had no ACL and he was fighting in the
UFC.
>> I mean, was that his uh during his
decline?
>> Um,
>> or was he chair?
>> He was still pretty close to the top. He
had lost the title, but he was still
pretty close to the top. We were still
[ __ ] a lot of people up.
>> He's he's another breed also.
>> Well, that guy, the conditioning, that
guy was sculpted. Dosanos in his prime
looked like somebody made him out of
marble. He looked like he belonged at
the Vatican. You know,
>> I was feel every time I tell people I'm
going to come see you, they always say,
"Yo, can you ask him this? Can you ask
him that?" I started fielding questions
for you.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
>> For what?
>> For you getting those questions.
>> No, I like it.
>> Oh, you do?
>> I like it.
>> So ridiculous.
>> What's the most ridiculous one?
>> Well, I don't remember. It's all silly.
But one good one is like, "When are you
going to have Miracle Crocop here?"
>> Oh, I actually talked to him. I was in
Crazy
>> because my boy
>> during the summer lives in the same
neighborhood as him that I train with.
My boy Dean, he's literally a Croatian.
He looks like [ __ ] Mirco. Throws the
leg
baldheaded [ __ ] He looks like he's uh
like he's a like he's driving BMW M5 for
sure.
>> I would definitely have Merco on. He's a
legend.
>> Need to hear from him.
>> Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny.
I've I've seen him in interviews before.
>> I was wondering whether he spoke English
or not, but he's he speaks pretty
perfectly.
>> Good enough. Yeah, definitely good
enough to have a conversation. I was
watching uh him versus Fedor today.
>> That was a crazy fight. I think that was
like 2000. Look at him, man. Jack,
>> that's unbelievable right there.
>> How old is Mco now?
>> Dude,
>> that's a recent picture.
>> Yeah. Four days, three days ago.
>> Dude's in phenomenal shape. I mean, he's
got to be 50. How old is Mco now?
>> That stuff doesn't go away when it's
real, man.
>> 51.
>> 51. Shredded.
>> That's unreal.
>> Shredded, son. Yeah. He was an animal in
his prime, but boy, he was the f the
first kickboxer to really start doing
well in MMA because he was so explosive.
See, a lot of the other guys like
Ernesto Host or Peter Z, they were real
technical, but they set things up.
>> Slappers for the most like
>> they were setting things up.
>> Setting it up. Yeah.
>> But with Merkco, he would just just
explode on you.
>> [ __ ] explode your liver, explode your
head with those [ __ ] kicks, man. He
was so fast and so explosive that when
he entered into MMA, he had a kind of
advantage. This is back when they let
him fight with shoes on. Merco with
shoes on is a crazy proposition.
>> That's nuts.
>> Is that I I just I've seen I see a guy
like this and I go, "That's a giant."
>> Yeah, he's a giant.
>> But I mean,
>> young man Troy who's like seven plus
feet tall.
>> So when you find a skeleton of a person
like this,
>> yeah, giants are real.
>> Oh yeah, definitely.
>> They're around now, too,
>> right? Definitely. Yeah. But he doesn't
look like uh he has gigantism.
>> No, he does. He does.
>> No, he does. But he No, but you know,
like most of those guys are unathletic.
Their knees are knocking,
>> right? Right.
>> You know, like he doesn't seem
unathletic.
>> I see what you're saying.
>> You know, he has more of like he he
looks like he's kind of
>> on his toes, you know, like he's
>> moves well.
>> Yeah. Like his legs are working in the
right way. He has proper athleticism.
>> Well, there's another guy that beat
Fedor. Bigfoot soul.
>> Big foot. Yeah. He looked like he had
[ __ ]
>> gi giant face.
>> Yeah, he had it
>> NBA. Victor Webmanyama is
>> again
7 foot. That's crazy.
>> It doesn't look like he moves as well as
he does.
>> He's 22 years old.
>> It's a [ __ ] pray man.
>> Able to do this stuff. He dribbles
behind his back. He shoots threes.
>> Bro, do you watch the NBA?
>> 7 foot4 is crazy.
>> Crazy.
>> Do you watch the NBA though?
>> Sometimes.
>> All right. 7 foot4 is different when you
weigh 190 lbs,
>> right? you know, 7 foot4 like Rick
Smiths back in the day or like dudes who
have a little weight on them look
different. This guy is
>> he's 235,
>> but that's
>> unbelievable.
>> You don't believe that?
>> He probably is.
>> No, he's 235. He's so big.
>> He's still getting bigger, too. He's got
a little brother that's
not even in the NBA yet. He's like,
>> "This kid is going to This is the future
right now.
>> He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger
brother. And he's still grow. He's I
don't know 610 now.
>> Yeah. This is this ridiculous. This is
the future right here of sports. Giants
humans,
>> right? So that if you go back to the
Bible football,
>> there are giants. They're around.
They've been around.
>> Well, look at the guys in Iceland, like
the the mountain from my favorite
people.
>> Yeah.
>> John Paul Sigmanson, one of my favorite
strong men of all time. All the
Icelandic heroes.
>> I know, right? All Vikings, my favorite
humans. Uh half Thor Bjornson. He's the
guy from um Game of Thrones.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. How do I get Yeah, he's the
mountain. But bro, like I was, you know,
World Strong Man taught me about the
world. It taught me about how to
pronounce names and Yeah. Like
>> Magnus von Magnus,
>> Magnus Ver Magnus,
>> that's who it is. These are all
Icelandic legends.
>> Yeah.
>> Jean Paul Sigman, Magnus Ver, Yanni
Vinin, and Yukola from Finland. Like,
bro, I have
>> genetics in that part of the world.
>> Unreal
>> Vikings. Un like Viking genetics.
>> Yeah, but that's like V. That's You want
to know what a Viking looked like?
That's what they looked like. That's
Those guys showed up with a [ __ ] a
gigantic boat filled with animals,
swinging swords, just ready to kill
everybody in your village. Fun.
>> Swinging that [ __ ] mace. Swinging the
hammer. May I have that, please?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, man.
>> I'm re-watching Game of Thrones. I'm on
the final season now.
>> I've never seen it.
>> God damn. It's good.
>> I need to I've been watching Mob Land.
>> Good. That's great. [ __ ]
>> Tom Hardy kills it. I love Tom Hardy.
That's my man.
>> Yeah.
>> But [ __ ] Pierce Brozn. Holy [ __ ]
>> Kills it. And what is the woman's name
again? Uh Helen Mirin.
>> Oh my.
>> She's so good.
>> Mave.
>> She's so good.
>> What a [ __ ] legendary cast. I really
like that show a lot.
>> Yeah, that's amazing. That's Rich.
>> I like to be honored. Yeah, I'd like
Richie.
>> They could find a part for me. I could I
can't do an accent, but
>> you could learn You can learn an accent,
bro.
>> Just try it out right now.
>> Irish.
>> Try it out. Which one? Irish. Liverpool.
Oh, [ __ ] For [ __ ] sake.
>> There you go. You're in.
>> I've been there. I'm a scraous.
>> You could do it, bro. You have to just
You would live with Patty Pimpblelet for
like a week.
>> Meatball.
>> I want to live with Patty and Meatball
Molly. They'll teach you how to talk.
>> Scowser.
>> And I want to box. There you go. Come
on.
>> I just want to throw hands. I just love
[ __ ] like I just want I love boxing.
>> Do you for real? For
>> I love it. But remember, you were trying
to show me how to throw kick. I just
stopped kicking.
>> Yeah. You gave up. was I'm not a kicker.
>> You don't have to be.
>> I'm not a kicker. I'm a I'm a I'm a
choker. I'd like to be a choker.
>> You could learn how to kick.
>> I could.
>> You could learn. You just got to learn
how to stretch first.
>> It's that leg thing, man. I'm I'm scared
to break my leg again.
>> Yeah,
>> cuz every time I kick in the wrong
place, it feels like you hit you hit the
ball on the wrong part of the bat.
>> When you broke your leg, did you have to
get pins?
>> Yeah, I got it. It broke in half. It
broke in half. So, it got I got the
plate. Oh,
>> but it was a clean break. It was good.
It's better than getting shattered.
>> Shattered. I would have been
>> shattered is bad. Shattered is bad. So,
a clean break.
>> It kind of made a bionic return.
>> Oh, so it doesn't bother you now?
>> No, nothing.
>> Oh,
>> no. It's strong. But if I kick it in the
exact spot, I'll feel it,
>> right? Like if someone checks a kick on
their knee or something like that. Yay.
>> What part of your knee or your leg
broke?
>> Uh, I'm going to not disclose that. Like
Bill Bich.
>> Look at you. You're hiding injuries.
How did you break it?
>> I fell. Literally slipped in the
kitchen.
>> I was making [ __ ] two hamburgers and
I was carrying them out and the homie
was mopping at the same time. I was
wearing the wrong shoe and I just
slipped and it got caught behind me.
>> That sucks.
>> Freak accident.
>> You know that happened is what's his
face? Uh Piers Morgan. He fell and broke
his hip. Had to get his hip replaced.
>> That's the thing. He doesn't seem like
he's in great shape. I was in [ __ ]
sick shape at the time. I was in I was
riding my bike every day. I was feeling
good.
>> How long ago this happened?
>> 2011.
>> Damn.
>> Yeah. Oh, no. 2010.
>> So that's why you're worried about
kicking. So don't kick anybody. Just
work on the move.
>> I like inside knees.
>> There you go. That's a good move for
you.
>> Clinch knee.
>> Yeah. It's all just about hip mobility.
Just learn some hip mobility stuff.
>> You know, like ballerina bars. Those are
actually really good.
>> Yeah, I have one. I could do a good I
could get the leg up there. Ballerina
bar is really good for swinging your
leg. You like you stand on your left leg
and swing your right leg like this and
then up like that and this and up like
that. That's really good for like
opening it up and getting the dexterity
and strengthening up those supporting
muscles.
>> Yeah. All the flexors.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Everybody should have some leg and
hip mobility. You should be able to
throw a kick. It's not that hard.
Especially a low kick. No, I could throw
it, but you know,
>> the accuracy and, you know, the
devastation factor might not be the
>> You'll figure it out. You're a big guy.
You're strong. You got a lot of
horsepower back there.
>> Come here. Come on, son.
>> Come here. [ __ ] wrestle you.
>> Yeah. Get excited.
>> I've been I train with Pino a lot.
>> I Yeah, I train with him in Jersey. Just
holds pads.
>> I thought he was in He's not in
Connecticut. Oh, his place is Glover's
in in Connecticut. But everyone,
>> what part of Jersey is Plino in?
>> In Nutley.
>> Oh, nice.
>> Right there. 10 like 50 minutes from me.
>> That's great. That's great.
>> Gives me good work.
>> He's a good dude, too.
>> I love him.
>> And great coach.
>> And they spend Yeah. I want to say he
spends time with me and like teaches me
fighting,
>> not boxing. He show me how to fight,
>> right?
>> Like things Alex would do. And
>> it's probably a good thing for you, too,
to have something that takes your mind
off all the other [ __ ] you do.
>> It's one of my favorite things.
>> Yeah. The thing is the one thing takes
my mind off the next. This takes my mind
off of that thing. That takes my mind
off of that. So, it's like a constant
therapy that I'm giving myself cuz I'm
getting burnt out here. Oh, let's turn
to this. Now, that's stopping me from
doing that. Now, we'll get burnt out
there. Go to the next thing,
>> right?
>> I'm just a seasonal person. I like doing
things when I'm like when I feel them.
>> I know what you mean. Yeah. I don't like
it. Yeah. When I feel it. Yeah. Exactly.
I don't want to be forced. Maybe he'll
start golfing soon.
>> That's [ __ ] not for me.
>> Really?
>> I'm really good.
>> There's not a lot of
>> Look at me. I'm really good. Pitch and
putt. I'm a [ __ ] pro.
>> You're a good mini golfer.
>> Pitch and putt. Nah, mini golf, I'm not
that good.
>> What's the difference?
>> Pitch and putt is like everything except
driving.
>> Yeah, it's like a 100 yard.
>> It's like a a city game. You have it at
the park.
>> Oh,
>> but there's good 70 yard.
>> Okay.
>> Uh what's the wedge?
>> Mhm.
>> Okay. It's just not long drives. No
drives.
>> Got it.
>> So, I'm pretty good.
>> So, every golf game starts off with a
long I'm totally ignorant.
>> Me, too. Every game starts with a drive
from the from the beginning. Is that
true?
>> Mostly. That's 14. Uh, it should be two
part threes per side. It's not Every
course isn't the same, but it's like
average. Two par 3's per side, two
parses per side, and the rest of part
fours.
>> And, uh, do you always open with like a
long shot? Is that the thing?
>> Uh, I like
>> how you play the course is supposed to
be up to you. who you should I mean
ideally you want to get as far
>> how would they play in PGA
>> one swing as possible so you have
>> less strokes how does the master start
>> yeah I mean they're
>> that's how I'm starting
>> how they start in Augusta
>> shinik
>> like I want to play all these I just
want to smoke hash on the golf courses
>> and chill while other people play
>> that's what you want to do that's doable
>> I think we could do that
>> I think that's very attainable we I want
to do it once. I don't want to follow
them like it sounds like we might have a
show,
>> bro. You already did that with Ancient
Aliens,
>> bro. I can How How do we bring this
back? But you [ __ ] producing it.
>> I was just talking about it yesterday.
>> Can you produce this for me?
>> Talking about it.
>> I don't know.
>> I don't need to put you on the spot. I
don't need to put you on the spot. Can
you be the executive producer?
>> Um co
>> Well, where would we do it?
>> It really doesn't take much.
>> Where did you do it before? You did it
at Vice.
>> We did it in a [ __ ] rented studio
with green screen. And
>> that's where Vice went bad. Well, they
should have kept you around. They [ __ ]
up.
>> They [ __ ] everything.
>> They had you. They had Eddie Wong. They
had a bunch of dope shows. I did Eddie
Wong show. We went and did yoga
together.
>> Seriously?
>> Yeah.
>> Yo, bro. I don't even want to tell you
what I'm about. I love Eddie.
>> Yeah. He's a good kid.
>> [ __ ] I'm about to do Taibo with Billy
Blanks
>> now. Like today.
>> Like
>> you're about to do it
>> Thursday.
>> Really?
>> Me, Ryan Serest, and Billy Blanks.
>> Oh boy. H.
>> Oh boy.
>> I'm going to tell you here first. I went
on Wheel of Fortune.
>> Did you?
>> I did.
>> How'd you do?
>> I can't tell you yet, but just let me
tell you, I dominated. I can't tell
anyone yet, but I dominated.
>> I think you just told us.
>> Let me just tell you something, bro. I'm
sorry if this is going to ruin anything,
but for [ __ ] sake, I dominated.
>> Nice.
>> Beautiful.
>> That's I mean, I'm looking for Jeopardy,
to be honest. I'm better at Jeopardy.
And so why are you going and doing Taibo
with Ryan Serest and Billy Blanks?
>> Because they took a liking to Ryan took
a liking to me and now he wants to do
something else.
>> Oh, so you guys filming this?
>> Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan
doing Taibo with Billy Blanks. But for
me, Billy Blanks,
>> the Last Boy Scout, the first scene.
>> That's right.
>> That's what I know him for. That's my
[ __ ]
>> That's right.
>> Ain't life a [ __ ] And he [ __ ]
>> I forgot about that.
>> It's one of my favorite movies of all
time. Well, Damon Waynees is one of my
favorite comics.
>> Damon Waynees is a [ __ ] underrated
comic.
>> Underrated comic and underrated action
star. He was great in that [ __ ]
movie, too.
>> Bulletproof with Adam Sandler.
>> I used to love Damon Wayne. Oh my god,
he had a run. What about his brother in
[ __ ] Low Down Dirty Shane? That was a
good action movie, too. Keenan,
>> who knew Keenan Ivors was a [ __ ]
action hero?
>> Keenan is a cool guy.
>> I'mma get you, sucker.
>> That's right.
>> Come on. That's right. He died from over
he over gold. He had too many too much
gold.
>> Wasn't there a guy who had like goldfish
tanks for his platform shoes?
>> Of course, man. That was the pimp. It
was But
>> you imagine
fish tanks for platforms
>> in Living Color changed my life.
>> She changed my life.
>> Hey, I just read something. I should
probably call Dave and ask him, but I
just read something where they're
thinking about bringing back the
Chappelle show.
>> He gave a speech. there. So, uh Eddie
Murphy got another award this week, I
think AFI or something, and Dave was on
stage speaking and he said, uh he was
talking with Eddie about it and Eddie
sort of like pushed him, but then during
the speech he sort of said, "All right,
if you want to do it, I think they
actually even said maybe a movie, like a
Chappelle Show movie instead of
>> Oh, okay.
>> an actual show." But he's like,
>> "That would be [ __ ] cool."
>> He kind of said, "Eddie, if you do
Charlie's parts, let's do it."
>> Oh, that would be incredible.
>> Yeah, cuz he kind of doesn't want to do
it without Charlie.
Oh, that would be incredible.
>> That'd be incredible.
>> I ran Eddie and Charlie on vacation
once. Just totally random in Hawaii.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I was at uh at the counter getting
my um um you know, Keith for the room.
And uh Charlie's cousin was there. I was
like, "What are you do? What's going on,
man? What are you doing here?" He's
like, "Charlie's here with Eddie. Come
say hi." And I went over I had lunch
with Charlie and Eddie. I was like just
sitting there talking to them like this
is crazy.
>> That's crazy. It was crazy.
>> Where are we staying? Moana Surf Club.
>> Uh, no. Four seasons. Four seasons in
Maui.
>> Oh, yeah. It's a nice
>> beautiful place. Beautiful place. It was
like just talking to Eddie Murphy. I was
like, "What? Am I really talking to
Eddie Murphy?" It was so weird.
>> Psych. That's That's psychedelic right
there.
>> It was cool. He's really cool.
>> I met Martin Martin Lawrence who was
like
>> My grandparents learned English from
this man. My Albanian grandparents would
watch Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and
Martin.
So like, you know, and and I I did the I
did the thing with Wheel of Fortune and
then I went to the Knicks game verse the
Lakers. I said, "Fuck it. I'm getting
myself a ticket." And as I walk in, it's
[ __ ] Martin Lawrence right there. I
almost I literally I've never done this
to another man. I shook his hand. I went
into his ear. I was like, "Yo, bro, you
don't know how much this means to me,
man. You don't know. Yo, bro." I was
just talking to I was like whispering in
his ear how much it meant to me. He
>> fanboyed out.
>> Yeah, I fanboyed the [ __ ] I don't care.
I don't care. I did it,
>> dude. I I saw Martin Lawrence in his
prime at the comedy store in the '9s.
>> I would have died to see that.
>> He was He There's another guy that
people sleep on.
>> My favorite.
>> He's one of the best comics ever. Like
when he was in his prime, he would
[ __ ] destroy and I would have to
follow him. It was hell. I bombed so
many times. Mity Shore, that lady right
there, when if you were coming up, one
of the things that she would do is like
young comics that she thought of any any
promise at all, she'd put them on after
monsters.
>> Put you on after a legend.
>> Yep. That's your spot. Right on after
the killer. Good luck.
>> Good luck, [ __ ]
>> Good. That's I like that.
>> Yeah, man.
>> Shows you what kind of shots you got.
>> She knew what she was doing. I mean,
she's the most important figure in
comedy outside of comedians, for sure.
She's number one. She knew. She knew
what she was doing. Even with her son. I
mean, she'd even give Paulie a break.
You know, Paulie had to earn it himself,
too.
>> Damn. That's how she, you know, she
knew. She knew like how what was the
best environment to create comedy.
>> So, Paulie Shaw was a standup first.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yo, I didn't even realize that.
>> Always been a stand-up forever.
>> I just knew I just when I was young, I
like he was like in movies and [ __ ] that
I liked. He was like He was like that He
was like that actor. Where's it at?
right here.
>> Um, yeah. Well, he started in standup. I
mean, he he used to get babysat by Sam
Kenisonson.
>> Oh my god. You got to be a [ __ ] funny
guy after that one. Could that be my
babysitter?
>> There's some things you don't want to
learn when you're that young.
>> I mean,
>> you don't want to learn from Sam.
>> Kind of do.
I kind of I don't know. I had some
pretty [ __ ] some interesting
characters raise me also.
>> I'm just so glad that the Comedy Store
is still around. I was really worried
about them during the pandemic when they
were closed for like a [ __ ] year. The
the whole thing was so insane. It took
so long before LA allowed them to open
up.
>> Can I ask you something? Honestly,
>> no.
>> All right.
>> The comics of today, do you find them?
It's just because we've aged a little
bit
>> and we find different things like do you
find them as funny as you found people
that you looked up to like your elders?
Do you find these younger guys funny?
Like, can you vibe with it?
>> Yeah, I definitely could vibe with it.
You know, as far as like,
>> do they make you cackle the way these
other guys?
>> For sure. It depends on who you
watching.
>> You know who I like? I like Stavi.
>> Oh, yeah. Stavi is hilarious.
>> Stavros [ __ ]
>> Stavros is hilarious. There's a There's
more funny comics now, I think, than
ever.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, I think so.
>> Yeah. It's a really good time for like
upand cominging people, new people.
There's like a lot of like excitement
about comedy, you know. And then there's
Kill Tony, which is like this awesome
platform for them. So, there's so many
people that
>> Were you doing that last night?
>> No, I wasn't there last night
>> cuz I drove by the by the by the mother
ship and it was [ __ ]
>> cranking. It was that was Kill Tony
Knight. Um I wasn't there last night,
but uh Ari Fear was there. Lewis J.
Gomez was there.
>> So, it was it was a great great setup
and it's always a good show. It's It's
always a fun show. And that gives people
legit opportunity to get on stage and
either to get on YouTube or to get on
Netflix in front of the whole [ __ ]
world and it could make your career. It
could make your life. It could change
everything.
>> It's not like a voice type of vibe. It's
more of like a [ __ ] real show and it
just people see you there.
>> It's not like a competition.
>> No, no, no. There's no competition. But
you do get one minute and if you do
well, Tony invites you back. Yeah. not
judged, but you get feedback from the
comics or or everybody's just [ __ ]
around. It's all very loose and open.
Tony roast you.
>> No, you don't get yanked. You get your
one minute and if uh you suck, Tony
roast you and you know, but sometimes
the people that suck, they know they
sucked and they're really funny talking
about how they sucked. It's just a great
show. But it's just an opportunity where
comedians see there's a path. All I have
to do is like keep doing open mics, put
together an act, start getting a little
road work, do Kill Tony, and then next
thing you know, I'm headlining on the
road like all these other guys that have
become regulars on the show.
>> There's a clear path.
>> Yeah. Like you could really make a
living and have a real career in comedy.
So, because of that, it's like comedy is
really exciting right now. It's like and
because of YouTube, because you could
put your special just you don't need
like
>> you don't need big guys. You put it
right up anything. Just upload it onto
YouTube. Next thing you know, it's got a
million views. Holy [ __ ] you're off and
running. And then people could sh The
best thing about YouTube is people could
share it. You could see a funny comedy
special, go, "Oh [ __ ] you got to watch
this." You send it to me, I'm like,
"Ah." And then I'll send it to him. And
that's how things happen. It's like that
never existed before. So that paves the
way for more comics to be encouraged to
try it because there's an if you got a
work ethic and you're willing to do it,
there's there's an actual path to having
a career.
>> Yeah. Because before it had it was like
a little bit like luck. You had to meet
the right person. And now there's like
like getting to the major leagues. You
go through the minors, you go through
here. It's clear.
>> What's the pathway for rappers?
>> I don't know.
>> There's really none. Nowadays, it's I
believe it's all the same thing. You
just you you choose your own path.
>> Just become mayor.
>> Yeah. You [ __ ] kidding me? I'd love
to do that. The mayor, if I could be the
mayor.
>> Yeah, you could be the mayor. just
someone got to feed me some some
political situations that are good. Good
things only. I don't want to do anything
bad. No, but like the the the path to
being a rapper, there's really first
off, you have to be just nice. You have
to be good. You shouldn't be doing it if
you suck,
>> right?
>> And some your friend should tell you,
"Yo, listen, this is not for you.
>> Let's step away from this and do
something else,
>> right?
>> You have to have good people around
you." I had a lot of people around me
that are [ __ ] straight up haters,
very raw deal people. No one told me to
stop,
>> of course.
>> And that inspired me to keep going.
>> And honestly, you just have to have it
within you. There's a you either have it
or you don't. There's
this I've been around here now 16 years.
And I've seen a lot of [ __ ] people
come and go. But I've been a constant
and I don't even think I've peaked in
any area of life yet. truly I feel like
I'm I'm on the brink of I'm always on
the brink of of of a new exploration, a
new breakthrough. And that's how I take
things because I don't like I don't want
to be stagnant. I I I look older. I'm
visibly grizzled. I'm visibly Sean
Connored. But because I started later, I
you didn't see me as a [ __ ]
15-year-old kid jumping around,
>> right?
>> I came in as a 27y old man,
>> right?
>> So you've seen me throughout the years.
I've just now I'm more of a man,
>> right?
>> So, I didn't start as a little baby
face. You know,
>> a lot of these kids, you see them 16
years later, they look the exact same
because you saw them at 13.
>> Not me,
>> right? I hear you.
>> You know, but
>> Well, that's a great attitude anyway. If
you're just continuing to improve at
something, that's a great way to live
life.
>> I just like learning, man. I like I love
new experiences. I'm I want to [ __ ]
like I'm just finding new things that I
love every single day of life.
>> That's awesome.
>> Truthfully, man, like I I feel I feel
blessed and special to have those type
of outlets where I don't have to like
search for [ __ ] and things just like
hobbies fall in my lap. They do because
I just I I really I'm a connoisseur of
many things in life that I love.
>> What other hobbies do you like?
>> Like I said, I love gardening. I love
overlanding now. I love I want to take
Overlanding.
>> Bro, I want to take my truck everywhere.
Now I want to just
>> What kind of truck you got?
>> I got a Seoia
>> brand new 26. It was the best purchase
I've ever made in my life.
>> They never break.
>> They never break. And New York was so
[ __ ] heavy duty. This I I was like in
war mode. There was nothing stopping me,
>> right? Four-wheel drive.
>> 800wheel drive. That car got it got
power like you can't believe. It's
perfect.
>> Toyotas are hard to go wrong.
>> Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.
>> I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while,
but I started, my mother had the 83
Toyota Celica.
>> That was our first car. We called it
Brownie. It got us everywhere. Then we
made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand
Cherokee Forest Green. We had that for a
long time until we got the Hyundai
Sonata that I got stolen by accident.
You know, it was the morning before that
was the night before the Brett the Brett
Favre jet experiment that was going to
happen. You know, he he went to the
Jets. I went to the store in my
underwear that I always do in up block
from my house. Bought a vanilla Dutch
and a set for life and two [ __ ] kids
jumped in the car and just dipped.
>> Oh no.
>> So,
>> and you were in your underwear.
>> I was in my underwear. I had to [ __ ]
had to make the police report in
underwear. Why are you in underwear?
>> First off, that was the first question.
Why are you in underwear?
>> It's a solid question.
>> I said, should I take them off?
>> You want me to take them off? What are
you crazy?
>> It does make the situation weirder. It
makes it all weirder why I left with
underwear on only.
>> Yeah,
>> it was hot out.
>> I wouldn't advise that.
>> No, no, don't don't do that. Even if
you're going to your local store.
>> Did you uh do things to the Sequoia? Did
you put a lift on it? What' you do?
>> Yeah, I put I put the lift on it. I put
the
>> change the tires.
>> Yeah. Some 35s, some Toyos.
>> [ __ ] Look at you.
>> I went nuts. I got the crazy rack.
>> You got a roof rack. The whole deal.
>> I even got a roof rack.
>> Nice. No, but I really, you know, I'm
trying to throw the Dobinson's kit on
there. So, it's really lifted and I want
to go I want to do like a Dar Rally
vibe.
>> Okay. So, do you want to take this and
just go out into the woods and camp out
for a while?
>> I want to do that, too. But I want to
drive to the unknown.
>> Drive over through the unknown.
>> Yeah.
>> There's a trip that these guys,
>> which is probably not. It's not the
move. It's too big. It's too burly. I
need
>> old Land Cruisers are the move series
Land Cruisers. need something that's a
little bit more mobile. You're right.
>> I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi
Pierro
>> right-hand drive or
>> you know what's real good is uh the
Lexus GX.
>> Oh, that's the one.
>> Yeah.
>> Comfort
>> comfort.
>> But also a lot of dudes take those and
put lifts on them and there's a lot of
aftermarket stuff available for them
>> because they're so luxury and they're so
[ __ ] reliable.
>> That's that Toyota motor.
>> Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyotas.
They know your Toyota. Holler at me.
Come on. I'm the perfect.
>> Yeah, I have a 95 Land Cruiser.
>> Yeah, I love those things.
>> Champagne. What color?
>> No, it's silver. Silver.
>> Silver. It's Lexus atomic silver. I had
it painted.
>> Oh my god.
>> Yeah, it's dope.
>> [ __ ] gets me crazy. Yeah. And that
[ __ ] thing. You got the Raptor. The
Hennessy.
>> Oh, yeah. I got more than the Hennessy.
What is it? The [ __ ] VSOP.
>> No, it's the Hennessy. It's the Hennessy
1000. So, it's a They take a Raptor R
and turn it into a 1,00 horsepower
pickup truck. It's ridiculous. Totally
necessary.
>> It's 100%. Do you overland here?
>> No.
>> Just [ __ ] drive the streets.
>> Yeah. Well, I've taken it out to ranches
before, though. I've taken it out.
>> You need a You need You need that
vehicle for the ranch.
>> Yeah, it helps. It definitely helps when
you're getting over stuff. Those things
are They have so much wheel travel.
Those Raptors, they're so good.
Especially the Hennessy cuz it's even
more lifted. It's so good at
articulating over spaces.
>> Saying independence. the independent
arms.
>> Well, it's just the suspension is
designed to be pliable, right? So, like
when you're going over [ __ ] up ground,
it like moves with it.
>> The thing about those other old Land
Cruisers is that they all had solid
axles front and rear. That's like a real
hardcore off-roading vehicle. You know,
the solid axles are just is so durable
and and because it turns like the s you
you've seen like guys going overlanding
with Land Cruisers where they have like
the crazy
the rocks where they're going over like
>> dudes get obsessed with those weird
trails like just getting up them.
>> I'm starting to be I'm just it's the the
the the burn the burn is there. I'm just
little by little. It's a soon you'll see
me in [ __ ] Moab going crazy through
the rocks.
>> For real.
>> She got a Jeep. Jeeps are really good
for that cuz they're real small. They're
not very big, you know? Twodo Jeep or
four-door Jeep. They're real small. Easy
to move. Lot of [ __ ] stuff that you
could get put on them. Lot of
aftermarket stuff for Jeep.
>> How much fun is that to put [ __ ] on
things?
>> Oh, so fun.
>> Like to [ __ ] soup things up.
>> So exciting.
I'm working on a I'm working on a 87 M6
right now that I've had just sitting
there in my garage for 12 years.
>> Really
>> about to give it a new life.
>> What are you going to do to it?
>> Baja.
>> Really?
>> Making it a rally car. Lifting it.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> Big wheels.
>> Really?
>> I'm done dropping things. I'm only
lifting things now.
>> Wow.
>> I've dropped every [ __ ] BMW I've ever
had to the ground where it's just
scraping.
>> You're subconsciously preparing for the
end of civilization. We're going to have
to go off the roads. I got the Japanese
GI Joe truck.
>> I I'm prepping everything. I'm
>> You have an apocalypse vehicle? Yeah. I
I recommend those. You should get one.
When things go sideways, you got to have
something that can go away from the road
>> 100%. Cuz if you're stuck in a Ferrari
and
>> you're on the highway, you're stuck.
>> I can't even get in the [ __ ] thing
right now. Now, I could, but it wouldn't
be as good. It's the It's those seats
that hug your ass.
>> Mhm.
>> I don't want anyone hugging my ass.
>> Little tiny guy with a cigarette, man.
>> Exactly. [ __ ] with his legs crossed
in the car
>> like this
>> like the real deep bend.
>> Bro, who could cross their legs with the
deep bend? My nuts don't allow that.
>> It's a European thing.
>> Rafir does it. He sits like that. But he
>> Ask him about his nuts. What do they do
when it when that happens? They
>> tucks them in there somewhere. They go
in the space. The gap the gap between
the two legs. You know,
>> that's a crazy way to sit for your own
subconscious to know that's how you're
sitting. Yeah. that your shit's tucked.
>> You're crushing nuts. I can't do it.
Well, you and I both have tree trunk
legs.
>> Yeah, that's true. There's no way.
>> Get the It won't work like that. Go over
there like that.
>> I could barely cross at the ankle.
>> Adam Corolla talks about this. He's
like, it's a thing that like liberals do
to let you know that they think the way
you think.
>> To sit like that is unreal.
>> It's like they've got this like cross
like well, it's like a feminine
expression. I'm not threatening. I'm
basically progressive. You know, I'm,
you know, I've I've got the legs in the
proper position.
>> It's letting you know.
>> Yeah.
>> It's all body language.
>> Whereas Trump sits like this with his
like his hands over his ball. [ __ ]
>> he holds his hands.
>> Everything's open.
>> Yeah. He's got like like the hova right
over his [ __ ]
>> So ridiculous.
>> Oh man. Well, women always get mad on
subways cuz men manspread. But the
reason why is our that's how our hips
are designed. Yeah.
>> What is this? The microphone's right on
his [ __ ]
>> That's ridiculous.
>> Going on like they did.
>> Oh man,
>> that is ridiculous.
>> It's a funny picture.
>> So, how did Ancient Aliens, that show
that you did, you getting high watching
Ancient Aliens? How'd that even start?
>> Vice was about to [ __ ] take over the
History Channel
>> and they just needed content.
>> No, I was like, "Yo, you guys are
[ __ ] bugging. You're not taking this
off. This has to stay." like like yo
ancient ali this comes with vice like
this is now going to be transferred and
they were like I don't know if we could
do it so I had to go and speak to the
homie who invented it.
He gave me his blessings. I sat with him
for like four hours. He was talking [ __ ]
to me whatever
convinced him. He was I was like yo this
is not a joke like everything is tongue
and cheek and ridiculous but this is how
it makes us feel. I'm a proponent. I'm a
believer. If I need to talk to Giorgio
Suculos, bring him here. Whatever. So,
he believed me and he like he gave us
the blessing. He recently he recently
passed, but he passed a couple years
ago. And
>> well, who did? Giio.
>> No, not Giorgio, but the the the main
the main creator. His name is [ __ ]
>> Gio's the meme.
>> He's the meme. Yeah, he's the hair.
>> I'm not saying it's aliens.
>> No, he's the hair.
>> But it's aliens.
>> But there's a lot of other sicko dudes
on there that I'm not
>> Oh, yeah. Well, there's a lot of
>> Von Eric, the guy who just died also.
>> Von Danakin.
>> Von Dan. Yeah. Eric Von.
>> Von Danakin. Yeah. I met him.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. My friend Eric Weinstein brought
me to a lunch where he was at and I I
had a chance to talk to him about what
he believes and all this stuff. He was
all in on the idea that aliens
definitely came down here and built
everything. I'm more of a believer that
there was a an ending of civilization
and a rebirth of it and that what we're
looking at is some incredible technology
that humans had invented a long [ __ ]
time ago and that's what's responsible
for all these structures that we don't
understand. Like the ones in Mexico are
crazy, man. They didn't know. They just
uncovered those. I didn't know that
until like not that long ago
>> that the I thought the Aztecs built all
that [ __ ] Well, think about all these
things that they're finding now. Like I
I've seen recently like all these
pyramids they're finding in Antarctica
and
>> Yeah. Like
>> Well, I know that there's one
>> these like these mountains odd looking.
>> Yeah. The oddl looking uh the oddlooking
uh nature of it. There's like
>> domes and like points underneath.
>> It looks weird. That one looks weird.
There's a bunch of them in the Amazon
that look really weird. Like when they
do the light art underneath the
riverbed, there's like civilization
under there. There's like true
>> civilization in certain areas of the
Amazon.
>> Yeah. I have a friend of mine, Luke
Caverns, who goes and explores these
things all the time. And we were
actually just talking about one of them
that I think is in Peru. Um I sent it to
him and I asked him, I said, "Hey, is
this legit?" And he's like, "Yeah,
absolutely. Not only is it legit, but
you can't get there. Like it's a really
hard place to visit. It's almost
impossible to get there and no one's
really looked into it in terms of like
here here it is. I found it.
>> So would they do it overhead?
>> Well, they have images of it and you
look at the image and you're like, whoa,
what is going on here? Like this is
weird. Like the image here, I'm sorry.
>> Like full civilization along the bank.
>> Well, it's in the middle. I think it's
deep in the jungle. And I think it's
very difficult to get to. But the thing
is, a lot of the jungle, a lot of the
Amazon, a lot of this stuff is there's
areas where people don't necessarily
know how many people were living there a
thousand years ago or 2,000 years ago.
It could have been like densely packed.
Like look at that.
>> That looks like a densely packed area
with people.
>> What the [ __ ] is that? Like that does
not look That's the AI version. But go
back to that. That's a real picture,
bro. That does not look natural at all.
It doesn't match anything around it.
>> That's crazy. It looks like something
that someone built. It doesn't mean that
it's something that someone built. And
it might just be that angle,
>> right? If you look at it from the other
side, it might look like [ __ ] But
from that angle,
>> there's there's angles of there's
isosles right there. THIS
>> how there's triangular situations going
on like
>> they they say but it said in that image
>> but it don't look like it's four sides
it looked like five sides boom boom boom
it's hard to say boom boom
>> no it could be four it just could be
four because where it is if you just
reverse it you just reverse what you're
saying right
>> so it says geologists referred to this
formation as serano attributing its
sharp angles in pyramid-like structure
to the slow patient work of wind, rain,
and erosion over countless centuries. Or
someone built it. Like, if you're not
exploring it and you're saying that this
thing that looks just like a pyramid,
you think it was made by pyramid by by
slow patient work of wind and rain.
>> But there's no other there's no other
rock around it where why didn't the
patience happen there? This is a
straight up plane.
>> It doesn't make any sense.
>> This is a jungle plane
>> that looks like a person built it. Those
are right angles and it's covered with
bushes. So, you got to think like what
did it look like when it and they
haven't gone and checked it out. I'll
tell you what Luke said to me cuz Luke
is actually an expert in this stuff.
This is what he does. He goes and visits
these places.
Um, and he was telling me it's like this
stuff is so strange because they there's
a bunch of these kind of structures that
are in the jungle. All of them haven't
been explored and there's a lot of
resistance. He says it's deep in
unconted tribe land. There's a small
river that can get you within the 25
mile mark. He said it's crazy out there.
So it's just like you just have a really
difficult time in getting to it.
I mean there's a river that can get you
within 25 miles of it. Like okay
>> then and then what?
>> Then you got to walk through the jungle
25 miles to get there. Wait, what does
it look like on Google Earth?
>> Middle of nowhere.
>> What does it look like though? Get that.
>> I mean, I'm just showing like the
>> I know, but get that stupid little dot
off of it.
>> It's right at the border of Peru,
Brazil,
>> bro.
What is What's under there?
I want to know what's under there.
Boy, that does look like a [ __ ]
pyramid, man. That looks like a pyramid
that's covered with bushes
>> out in the middle of nowhere.
>> They find all those other ones.
>> Hey, look at that. There. It's in a
similar line.
It looks like it's in a it's in a
pattern of a star in the sky,
>> right?
Boom, boom, boom. And then that
>> Yeah, it's weird. Oh, here's another
one. Did you see that? They think that
there's a second sphinx in Egypt.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. So, they've done scans of this
area where a second sphinx would be, and
there's something under the sand that's
the size of a sphinx. So,
>> would it be next to this the to the
original one?
>> It's in the same area, like the same
area. So, you have your pyramids, and
then there's a sphinx. And on the
opposite side there's another sphinx.
>> But the sphinx isn't the sphinx. It was
something else. The face was something
else. Right.
>> They think they think the face was a
lion's face. And then
>> like that dog that like long dog that
long the long snouted dog that they
have.
>> Could be. I don't think they think it's
that though. I think they think it's a
lion.
And so there's one exactly opposite of
it. I mean, and so this one, what does
it look like when they showed that
image, the scan?
>> I mean, I don't think there's anything
there.
>> But what did the scan say?
>> I don't
>> Would you scroll up? See, that's a scan.
And it said something above it. It said
scans hinting at complex mega structure
beneath the Giza Plateau. And so
satellite images of the Giza plateau
reportedly captured this dune which the
si the signal processing researcher
claims measures approximately 108 ft
tall. The first sphinx sits slightly
below the surrounding surface in a
shallow depression. So it's quite
possible the second sphinx could be
hidden beneath this higher mound. So,
it's in the right position where a
second sphinx would be because I think
sphinxes uh
>> would they be side by side?
>> No, I don't think so. I think they it's
like the pyramids are in the center,
sphinx going that way, sphinx going that
way. I think that's the idea. Do sphinx
uh appear in pairs more than once? Are
they would they looking for it because
that's a normal
>> like setup?
Like what's the normal configuration of
sphinxes? Yes, sphinxes frequently
appear in pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek,
and Roman art, often acting as guardians
in pairs or long avenues at temple
entrances rather than as solitary
monuments like the Great Sphinx.
>> I mean, that makes sense, right? If
they're facing opposite ways also,
they're ones guarding the exit, both
entrances.
>> Exactly. Far away from each other,
though,
>> right? But far in relative position to
how far the Sphinx is from the pyramids
in the first place. Well, then we'd have
to ask like do they appear in pairs far
away from each other, not next to each
other? Cuz that's sort of saying like
they're guarding doors next to each
other.
>> I understand or just entrances if
there's two entrances, you need them.
>> Well, let's put that into perplexity.
Ask it when sphinxes appear in pairs,
uh, what is the configuration?
What is the configuration?
What is the configur what configuration?
>> So maybe it'll tell us there and give us
maybe they are like right next to each
other and then this doesn't make any
sense. In both Egyptian art and
architecture sphinxes very often appear
in pairs usually flanking an axis such
as a road doorway or staircase. Right?
So like two in front of a doorway. Um
temple approaches rows or pairs of
sphinxes commonly line the processional
roads uh with one on each side of the
central path. So usually like on two
sides of a door gates and door gateways
and doorways pair of sphinx orientation
idea. Modern popular writers often say
one faces east and the other faces west.
>> Okay. Well that's different.
>> That's that's what that's what they
would have found. So, it's possible that
they did it in several different ways,
but often in twos. So, if they do have
one big sphinx and there's another,
>> but it's pulling that it's pulling that
from a Facebook post talking about this
potential second one.
>> Oh, interesting.
>> Interesting. So, it might be hor just a
grain of salt with it is all
>> right. We won't know until they get in
there. But if they if it is there and
it's just under sand, that's not that
big of a deal because they had to
uncover this one. When this one
>> How long does it take to excavate these
things?
>> It take a while. I mean, there's a lot
of sand,
>> but it depends on how many workers, how
many machines. Also, they have to do it
carefully.
>> You want to make sure you don't [ __ ] up
the Sphinx.
But if there is a sphinx under there,
that would be [ __ ] nuts.
>> They found a second sphinx and they dug
it out and they're like, "Oh [ __ ]
>> look at that sphinx." Ooh, today
>> a lady's head
>> with one today.
>> The nurturer.
>> That's weird. What a weird head. Like
it's got pointy ears, right? Those ears
pointy or is that just where the hair
grows?
>> Hair.
>> How weird.
>> Fail.
>> Well, maybe it was a chick and they're
like, "No, make it my face."
>> One big
one big breast.
>> Yeah, one hard one.
>> [ __ ] arm is jacked.
>> Yeah, I don't like it a little too much.
>> Yeah, I mean total recoil. Three breasts
if you want. Yeah. Ain't it weird that
we like two but we don't like three?
>> Yeah. No, three is gross cuz it's weird
that middle part. You don't you don't
you want the separation natural. You
don't want like a third. It's like a
[ __ ] weird
>> or girl would have to be to pull off a
third tit.
You'd be like I'm I think I like it. I
didn't like it when I first met her, but
now I really like it. Why not?
>> Why not? Why not?
>> Why not? If we're in the future, Total
Recall.
>> But if it was normal to have three
boobs, that's what we would like.
>> That's what's weird. like the female
shape, the desired female shape, like
the fertility doll shape. It's It's very
weird how that could have been a bunch
of different shapes. Like for an ant,
it's something a little honey on its
ass.
>> Exactly. This is what we But this is
also a thing. Why are we so obsessed
with ass? I don't know. I am obsessed
with an ass and [ __ ] comes from it. Like
you [ __ ]
>> horrible things from your ass, but yet I
love looking at that ass.
>> People are complex
>> and I dream of biting that ass. Like
why? when I know feal comes from it.
>> People are confusing. We're confusing to
each other.
>> I'm confused at myself.
>> You should be.
>> I really am. But I love myself. Mike
Tyson told me to never speak bad about
myself cuz my conscious doesn't my
subconscious doesn't know whether I'm
joking or not.
>> Right. That's wise.
>> I think he heard that from [ __ ] Bruce
Lee, though. I'm not gonna lie. I heard
Bruce Lee say that about some [ __ ]
recently. I was like, damn, Mike. And
then I heard Bruce Lee say it.
>> There's something true to that for sure.
>> There's no doubt.
>> No doubt.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, I always call myself a jerk or
a schmuck. I'm not.
>> What's this, Jeremy?
>> I'm looking at the oldest known pictures
of the Sphinx.
>> This the oldest stone. So part of it
still underground.
>> Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.
>> Wow.
>> I'm trying to find the year on. This is
actually 1892.
>> That's nuts.
>> Just It looks so strange. The whole
thing is so strange, man. That place is
so old.
Just even if you just go by what they
think, which is 4,500 years ago they
built this thing.
>> That's so crazy. So [ __ ] long ago.
>> Well, now they're going to have [ __ ]
Rico Verhovven and uh and who else fight
there, right? This is going to be
>> Oh, yeah. And Usyk and [ __ ] Verhovven
fight there.
>> That's nuts.
>> That's kind of bugged out.
>> It is kind of bugged out.
>> But I like the idea of using
>> the backdrop.
>> No, the natural arenas.
>> Mhm.
>> Natural wonders arena. We should have it
in Rome. We should have it, you know.
>> By the way, it's hot as [ __ ] out there.
>> It's in the sandstorms. How's this going
to work?
>> What are they going to do?
>> How's this going to work?
>> Right. What if there's a [ __ ]
sandstorm in the middle of the fight and
they get sand in their eyes? They're
swinging blind.
>> They [ __ ] tried to do it in Time
Square. It was a mess.
>> Yeah, that didn't work out so well. The
fights weren't that good either. Except
Tfimo. Timo fought really well.
>> Well, you got to have
You got to bring the right people.
>> Yeah. Someone was saying it's almost
like they're paying them so much these
guys are scared to lose
>> that they're they're you know what I
mean? Like that was the argument about
that that Times Square card.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Because the Saudis came in and just like
throwing that truck
>> they don't like rap. Huh.
>> And
>> they probably do.
>> They haven't hollered at me.
>> Oh man. I don't I would go there. Yeah,
>> I'd be interested in seeing the Middle
East.
>> I'd be interesting to see It'd be
interesting to see all these places,
man. I've been to a lot of places on
earth, but never over there.
>> I've been to uh Dubai u briefly for a
UFC weigh-in and the UFC, which was in
Abu Dhabi, so I've been there for that.
>> And
>> it was great. That was a long time ago.
>> But uh obviously it was the best
possible conditions there with the UFC,
staying in a nice hotel,
>> but a lot of money over there, man. I'll
tell you that. Like when you're in
Dubai, and this was quite a while ago,
so Dubai is even crazier now. I mean,
the construction there is just nuts.
It's just so [ __ ] like high tech and
everything's beautiful and no crime.
>> Looks like it seems like a great place
to be.
>> Yeah, I know people that have moved to
Dubai just because there's no crime.
>> Yeah, but there's no hash either.
>> Yeah, right. You can't
>> There's hash, but they're not letting
you smoke it,
>> bro. You get caught with that, you go to
jail forever,
>> bro. They're the ones who have been
making it for [ __ ] millions of years.
What the hell?
>> I know. Isn't that crazy?
>> What are they doing? They're keeping it
for themselves.
>> I wonder why they make it so illegal
over there. It
>> doesn't make sense.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, because if they didn't, I
wonder if they're just worried about
like people behaving foolishly because
they don't have any tolerance for
[ __ ] around over there.
>> Well, you [ __ ] see Amsterdam. That
place is a goddamn mess when it comes to
weed. Even since they made weed legal in
America, in some places, it's a [ __ ]
It's a
>> It's a carnival. It's terrible. It makes
Huh?
>> Amsterdam is.
>> No, no, no. Just places in America also
like New York now that weed is legal,
it's disgraceful.
>> What? In what way?
>> Uh, just the culture like people smoking
weed in [ __ ] in the street like
>> openly.
>> Not just openly, but like obnoxiously.
Like everything is obnoxious.
>> Like weed smoke everywhere.
>> It's not just that. It's just the way
it's done is obnoxious.
>> It's just like we could finally do it
legally. [ __ ]
>> Yeah. Let's [ __ ] go. Let's re be real
stupid about it. Do you think that
that'll eventually settle down and this
is just because it's a new thing that's
legal?
>> Probably.
>> I think so.
>> And it's really not even the people who
like I you know,
it's not like I'm a connoisseur of
smoking weed, but I kind of am,
>> right?
>> And I like to do it in a certain way,
but I'm not judging how anyone else does
it, but I feel like my way is best.
>> I hear what you're saying.
>> Nice and chill.
>> Yeah.
>> Chilling in the crib.
>> You don't want to annoy people with it.
That's the problem. Not having to be
like old school back in the day. I used
to come into class smelling like the
most weed that I possibly could cuz that
was what I was trying to exude. I was
trying to be cool. Come in smelling like
the sour. Oh my god.
>> Bro, you go in and like who's [ __ ]
smell that was like some rush,
>> right?
>> Being in class and that happened like
and you're all stoned and [ __ ] in the
back like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> It worked out for you.
>> It did.
>> A lot of people probably thought it
wouldn't though, right? I there's no
doubt about it. Are you kidding me?
>> Yeah.
>> My I've been sold short my whole life.
>> It would be funny, too. There was people
that had a bad opinion of it back then
and they look at you now like, "Boy, did
I call that one wrong?"
>> Just in general, man. Like,
>> I did all right. I did all right.
I've been reflecting a lot under the
stars and in nature.
>> I'm just You're overlanding.
>> Yeah. Well, when I'm not overlanding,
now I'm camping.
>> Oh,
>> now I'm camped. Stay. Now I'm at camp.
Base camp.
>> Ground.
>> Yeah, I'm grounding.
>> Take my shoes off. Feel the grass. Dude,
I went down a crazy space rabbit hole
last night. I was going down this um
this rabbit hole of black holes. And uh
you remember, Jamie, I told you about
that black hole that they found that's
as big as our galaxy.
>> Yeah.
>> Not not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar
system. They found a black hole that is
so big that's is it's like it's bigger
than from here all the way to Pluto.
Well, they found one now that's bigger
than our galaxy. They found a black hole
that's larger than the I think it's
called Phoenix A. See if we can find the
Phoenix A black hole.
>> If it's larger than the galaxy, there's
really no measurement of what this is.
>> To even think about you saying, "Yo,
it's bigger than our galaxy." What the
[ __ ]
>> What the [ __ ] is that? What if
>> the way this person in this video was
explaining it, it's so insane because
the amount of time that it would take
for a black hole to suck in that much
matter to become that massive. There's
not enough time since the birth of the
universe. That's what they're So,
they're confused as to how it's formed.
They're like, "Well, maybe we're wrong
about how these things are formed." It's
roughly 100 times larger than the
distance between the sun and Pluto with
a diameter of roughly 590
billion km. Unlike many super massive
black holes that inhabit star that
inhibit star formation, Phoenix A is
currently in a phase of rapid growth
consuming enough matter to grow about 60
solar masses per year. This activity
drives high rates of star formation in
its surrounding galaxy. [ __ ] Is there
any way to diagnose this black hole from
here?
>> Can we see it through any telescope? Any
highowered thing?
>> They detected it, but I don't understand
how they detect it.
>> But any of them. Can we see any of them
in real time?
>> You can't really see a black hole. What
you see is everything around the black
hole getting sucked into it.
>> Yeah. Well, you see some sort of like
weird movement. No.
>> Right.
>> I saw this. I thought you were going
headed towards this. I saw this within
the last couple days.
>> Anton Petrov.
>> No. No. that the Milky Way lives in this
thing uh called a void that is like a
black hole but it's like two billion
light years across
>> and we're in the middle of it.
>> What?
>> Like look at that picture as like a you
know example of what that would be.
>> Wow.
>> There's nothing else around us.
>> That's perfect. So is that circle
supposed to be the Milky Way?
>> That Yeah, that would be the Milky Way.
>> That's a galaxy. And then there's it it
billion lighty years to earth
>> that that again it's like not the best
uh earth is in the milky way so it's
showing you that.
>> Okay. So the milky way is just in the
center of a void. Is that uncommon?
>> I don't know.
>> That's the thing. It's like are all
these galaxies in the center of a void?
But just the idea that there's a super
massive black hole out there that's a
hundred times more massive or 100 times
larger than the distance between Earth
and Pluto. Like what what is
>> what?
>> This is why we have to be smoking weed
in front of a green screen talking about
this and uh having weird people come on
and comment.
>> Do you um have you been paying attention
to this news about these UFO researchers
and scientists that have gone missing?
Yeah. What do you think of that?
>> The don't you listen don't top doctors
go missing. Don't top physicists go
missing. Don't [ __ ] astron. All these
[ __ ] people who are in
>> facts,
>> you know, power positions. Not even just
position of high intelligence,
knowledge.
>> Yeah,
>> they go bye-bye. The best heart surgeons
on earth. Seven of them are on the same
[ __ ] plane that went down. What do
you know?
>> The best whatever. Whatever. They just
found the cure for cancer. these 10
doctors, they're on a PJ to [ __ ] who
the hell knows where and they go down.
>> Jesse wrote a good write up about them
all that I think explains the angle we
we we would prefer to hear about, you
know, like conspiracies and UFOs and
stuff.
>> So, he thinks it's a conspiracy.
>> No, he's laying out the possibility of
it being a conspirac.
>> It's just crazy that all these top
doctors and top things and physicists
and just like these people just
disappear.
>> One of them was a general who's also
>> he's the
>> generals know [ __ ] He's the king. He
was in charge of uh
>> I think the UFO program,
>> right?
>> If there is one.
>> If there is one. But if you did, didn't
he just leave the house with just a gun?
>> I I don't Yeah, it's on the screen what
he left with.
>> He took a red backpack, his wallet, and
a 38 caliber revolver.
>> Left behind his phone.
>> He left behind his phone. His wife
reported him missing within 3 hours
despite FBI involvement. Air Force
Office of Special Investigation search
dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback
teams, fleer sweeps, and 700 canvas
households. No confirmed sightings of
massand has ever surfaced. Surveillance
cameras covered both ends of his street.
None captured his direction of travel.
After weeks of searching, the only item
returned recovered was a gray Air Force
sweatshirt a mile east of his house.
Testing could not confirm it was his. He
was the first one to disappear and then
sort of hair came off.
>> He was the first one to disappear and
then another one disappeared and they're
like, "Well, they actually might have
worked together and then like every
other day it's like now another one and
another one and another one."
>> Also, if you knew something that the
whole world didn't know, like if you
knew the human race was just a bunch of
soul containers for some super advanced
alien race that just uses us as a farm.
>> Yeah. Here's
>> And you're like, "What's the purpose?"
his name pops up is because his name was
in the
>> just an empty body with [ __ ] aliens
hosting us.
>> Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's
campaign chairman John Podesta revealed
correspondence from Tom Dong uh naming
McCasslin directly. Delange. I'm saying
it wrong.
>> Tom Dong Dong Dong uh wrote that mass
helped assemble his advisory team was
deeply aware what Dong was trying to
achieve. Had received a 4-hour briefing
on the project. Dong added that massland
ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson
where the Roswell material was shipped,
>> but that's all speculation.
>> What's part
>> the Roswell material?
>> They keep talking about Roswell and this
and that. There's so much. Why are they
Why is it always like focus on that?
>> We don't have headphones on. Say it
again.
>> He did run it was in charge of the Air
Force lab at Right Pat.
>> That's why it's linked to the Roswell
material. That could be the the tier
could be the part you put in
parenthesis,
>> but he did run that lab.
>> It's all very interesting because that
is the lore was that that's where the
wreckage was shipped.
But
>> and then that uh the one we were talking
about yesterday, Monica Rez, I looked
her up. She is known for being on a
patent of some super metal alloy. I was
looking that up yesterday. That doesn't
mean anything specifically, but
>> this is the lady that vanished, right?
>> She was the lady that was hiking. Her
friend turned around, saw her, kept
hiking, said something to her, kept
hiking, turned around a little while
later, and she was gone. No one ever
found her.
>> Co-invented an alloy called Mandaloy,
which is used in rocket engines
currently.
>> Come on. And maybe working on some new
[ __ ] huh?
>> Uhhuh.
>> Maybe.
>> I mean, those people who got those
patents to all those metal like the
[ __ ] guy who got the patent to the
clip that turns the gun into an
automatic or the
>> Mhm. That's that [ __ ]
>> right?
>> Those little components turn bigger
compon bigger things into like super
situations.
>> This is like a crazy alloy for
spaceships.
You need that.
>> Of course, but it's kind of weird that
that lady is a lady that goes missing.
So, if you were a competitor country,
you I could see why you'd want to take
out one of those scientists, you know,
definitely. If you were uh involved in
another industry that might be harmed by
her work, like if her work would make
your work obsolete, you might want to
>> get rid of her.
>> Get rid of her.
>> That's right.
>> Look, that's always happened. People
have always done that. You can't take it
out of the equation. You got to
thoroughly investigate.
>> This is it's it's a it's a story as old
as time.
>> It is. Right. You get rid of one person,
the next one comes in. If they're
threatening to you,
>> Uhhuh.
>> they go bye-bye.
>> Especially in big business like rocket
engines and alloys and space travel and
>> something as small as [ __ ] numbers
betting. They kill you for betting
numbers. They're not going to kill you
for that.
>> Mhm.
>> Truth. It's
>> nothing but truth, man.
>> Well, listen, brother. Um, thanks for
being here. Tell us everybody one more
time your album.
>> Who gives a [ __ ]
>> Come on, dog. We do.
>> No, I'm not here for that. Just here to
say hello.
>> I'm gonna like to get people to check it
out because
>> you think they're going to give a [ __ ]
>> I think they will. Yeah, they like it.
>> Yo, [ __ ] Planet Frog coming out real
soon real soon, man. We dropping now.
Yo, you already know we that hype [ __ ]
>> Hype [ __ ]
>> You know, I got I got all kinds of
things. I got I got many projects on the
way for the year.
>> [ __ ] that's delicious.
>> Always. That's always going down.
>> Always. You know that,
>> boy. Shout out to KG Barbecq.
>> Yo, come on. Made him made him a star.
>> Yeah,
>> that was a good workout.
>> KG or KB?
>> KG.
>> KG. Yeah. Okay. I wanted to make sure.
>> Like I said, I'm not I just I want to
come and work out with you and just
[ __ ] chill, kick it, talk some
[ __ ] fights.
>> Anytime, sir.
>> Yeah.
>> Anytime.
>> That's it.
>> It's always fun to hang with you.
>> You, too, bro.
>> Come on, brother.
>> Like I said, I don't give a [ __ ] about
my album. [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ]
everything else.
>> I'm here for a good time.
>> Well, it was a good time.
>> Thank you. Appreciate you always. All
right. All right. Bye, everybody.