[@RenaissancePeriodization] Morning Routines Are Bullsh*t (Do This Instead!)
Link: https://youtu.be/fnOajARtrcY
Short Summary
Key Quotes
Okay, here are 5 direct quotes from the YouTube video transcript that I found particularly insightful, humorous, or revealing:
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"If you have to use two different kinds of temperature devices, spend time on three types of electromagnetic mats and shove a red light emmitting device up your ass. At some point, you have to ask what the return on investment for such intricacy actually is."
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"Like, does this thing really work? And the science is like, maybe, maybe not. I wouldn't bet in it."
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"My morning routine most of the time is as follows. wake up, take a shit, shoot steroids, take supplements, drink a protein shake, stumble down into the basement to begin working for 4 hours straight in my windowless office. Why? Cuz I got bills to pay. Child support doesn't pay for itself, people."
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"If you want a morning routine to optimize your productivity, one of the number one ways to do it is to just get to the point and get productive as soon as you can."
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"Stuff doesn't do itself."
Detailed Summary
Here's a detailed summary of the YouTube video transcript, using bullet points, focusing on key topics, arguments, and information, excluding sponsor announcements:
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Introduction:
- The video addresses the popularity and potential pitfalls of morning routines.
- The speaker acknowledges some wisdom in having a morning routine but criticizes the "BS" often included.
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Criticisms of Common Morning Routines (The "BS"):
- Complexity:
- Many routines involve excessive and intricate steps, often using expensive gadgets.
- The return on investment (ROI) for such complexity is often low, especially for those who are not wealthy.
- Effective routines are usually the simplest.
- The morning routine is meant to prepare you for the day, not be the day itself.
- Fluff:
- Many elements of popular morning routines have small or unproven effects ("effect size").
- Some "high-tech" devices lack sufficient scientific evidence of effectiveness.
- Time, effort, and money are wasted on things that might not work.
- Examples cited: Electromagnetic mats, cold plunges (except ball shrinkage).
- Length (Duration):
- Many popular morning routines are excessively long, often taking hours.
- Most successful people have short morning routines because they have other responsibilities.
- Keep morning routines simple, effective, and quick.
- Complexity:
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A Sample Effective Morning Routine (30-40 Minutes):
- 1. Prioritize Sleep: 7-9 hours in a cold, dark, uninterrupted room. This is most important!
- 2. Wake Up Immediately: Avoid hitting the snooze button. Get out of bed promptly.
- 3. Rehydrate: Drink 12-24 ounces of water or water with electrolytes.
- 4. Outdoor Activity: 10-15 minute walk or run outdoors for sunlight exposure and light sweat.
- 5. Dynamic Stretching: 2 minutes for upper and lower body.
- 6. Bowel Movement: The walk and stretching should get things moving.
- 7. Shower:
- Optional: 1 minute of cold water followed by normal warm/hot water for contrast.
- 8. Breakfast:
- High protein, lower carb, higher fat breakfast is recommended for sustained energy.
- Quick and easy options like protein shakes, bars, nuts, or avocado.
- Avoid large, carbohydrate-heavy breakfasts that can cause sluggishness.
- Take supplements and have caffeinated beverages during breakfast.
- Then, start the day: Go to school, work, etc.
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Important Considerations:
- Morning Training: If you train in the morning, the routine changes. Training becomes the priority.
- No "One-Size-Fits-All": Morning routines should be tailored to individual needs and schedules. Be weary of blindly following influencers routines.
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Potential Future Videos:
- A video on daily work and training routines for improved productivity.
- A video on evening wind-down routines.
